STAN- Hello and welcome back to Barracuda Brunch your Sunday show dedicated to all things Tampa and cuda CHOMP PMOHC CHOMP, im your host Stan savern and we will be bringing you news from around the league along with this seasons drafted barracuda and how we think they will slot into the teams future. First up on the docket we have the 4th overall pick in this seasons draft while not as polished an offensive threat as some of his contemporary's Dwight Knight AKA Big bush Billie brings much needed grit tenacity and a sound overall game to the Barracuyda even though he is seasons away this was a steal at the 4th overall spot as the player he is projected to become is far greater than almost anyone in this or recent draft classes. Big bush bille comes from Carolina and the Kracken are becoming known as a junior hockey factory with so many top end players being taken early in the last 4 drafts, he joins former Kracken Tom Delonge Fiddler and Michael why am i like this Fitted. Along with these two the barracuda also in last years draft selected Amabacas Cuddles his team mate in Carolina, Cuddles was quoted as saying FUCKKKK YEAAAAA SPREAD THAT SHIT, it seems Tampa bay has made it a treand to take on players from Carolina a very prestigious institution of junior hockey. while there were other picks and we will get to them we first go over to Guy Junker who has more on Dwight *BIG BUSH BILLIE* Knight.



GUY- Thanks Stan i think theirs a lot that stands out here with Knight, he hails from parts unknown and typically guys that come from parts unknown you better be aware of them on the ice or you may end up being to well known for receiving a devastating hit. There are many fascinating parts to Big Bush Billies game though stan he provides a great physical presence and i think hes really going to hone in on his offensive skills the more he plays in Carolina Tampa is in no rush to bring these guys up until they are ready and i see Dwight possibly doing his full time in Carolina. In limited ice time last season Knight poped in 11 goals and dished out 10 dimes for 21 points, with his role this season in Carolina being far enhanced make sure to take note When Dwights out there, I have a hunch that hes going to be a 50 point scorer and provide alot of power in front of the net in Kracken land. Stan i really love this pick i cant see anyway not to like it, and i dont like anything, but this selection no brainer 13/10 MCP pulled a good move here and with all the picks tampa has they need to hit above 50 percent to be ready when all of these prospects come up. Back to you Stan


Stan- Thanks guy good to see you out of rehab and back with the show, alright thats enough about BIG BUSH BILLE DWIGHT KNIGHT onto our next picks. Coming in at number 19 is Matthew Forrester AKA BIG TIMBER. Hailing out of GIANT BUSH, actually sorry Great Britian is BIG TIMBER HIM SELF MATHEW FORRESTER, playing for Newfound land Mathew showed good ability in his first SMJHL season with 8 goals and 18 assists. He is naturally a True playmaker and loves getting his team mates set up we caught up with Mathew after the selection.

Stan- So matt how does it feel to be drafted?

Matt - Great i guess who are you?

Stan - Im Stan Savern i work for the barracuda network.

Matt- Bro you dont even have a microphone and im pretty sure i see cocaine in your mustache.

Stan- dont tell my probabtion officer please.


Stan- uhhhhh well that footage was definatly edited i can only assume it was the work of Guy Junker back to you Guy with the next Cuda on the market.



Guy- Well stan looks like its SNOWING IN YOUR PART OF TOWN, couldent let me know we were hitting the slopes i guess, well onto our next cuda to be presented and swooned over coming in at number 21
Elwulf Jericson!!!!!! A short defencemen from right here in the GOOD OLE U ESSSSS OF AYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! (bruce springsten starts playing, BORN IN THE USA) FUCKKKK EYAHHHHHHHHHHH. My man Elwulf Jericson Recorded one gaol and 18 assists while playing a shut down role for St. Louis. this past season and managed as a rookie to post a plus 3 rating. Not to shabby for a young short fella i personally believe his heart and dedication to the game will rub off big time in Tampa Town.


Stan- well guy when you get a little player like this and you see him out there working hard you cant help but try harder yourself, every player in that locker room is about to run through walls when they see this kid strapping up the skates and putting his body on the line game in game out. Elwulf Jericson Our Tampa bay Brunch winner of the HERO AWARD, Go get emmmm son. Coming up next in our countdown is the Universally loved and absolutely not endangered, Panda Panico. {that rap thing that says PANDA 10000 times starts playing} Hailing from Dusseldorf Germany, Gutentag. (guy interjects}


Guy- No thanks Stan im Gluten free but our boy panda here is not, a big body some would call Monstrous akin to Goliath is big SIX FOOT FOUR PANDA PANICOOOOOOOOO. At 245 pounds you better keep your head up or else Pandas gonna take it down rumor has it he once robbed a KFC with a water gun and got away with it. This is the kind of guy you put with your starts and let the intimidation factor flow, once someone sees Panda throw a body check they will think twice about giving some love back the other way. in a small role last season with the Kracken ( YOOO KRACKEN SHOUTOUT) panda managed 15 points and threw 54 hits expect those numbers to go up considerably this season as Panda Puts the opposition on the endangered list. Next and our final Cuda to get to Devin Williams or more commonly known as D-WILL hails from Canada (shoutout drake) and was selected at pick 39 just like local tambourine champion Michael FItted. another shutdown d man DWILL lets the other team know this aint no place for old men in his end of the rink as he collected 12 apples last season along with 23 shots blocked in a small role for Kelowana, however his teammates there raved about his play in practice.





Stan- LOOKING AHEAD TO THE FUTURE FUTURE FUTURE FUTURE. with a strong collection of prospects but quite away to go in terms of development its safe to say that until maybe s 57 the cuda wont be a strong contender but with the WIZ KID MCP running the ship and having collected draft picks like a Karen collects cats look for the Cuda to win the S 60 S61 S62 Sinfinity titles from then after, peace out yall and keep grinding this has been TAmpa BRUNCH