S54 WFT #1 - Goal Songs
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fishy
Coach Posting Freak
Buffalo's goal song is clear; although Trips thinks it should be the Stampede song from The Lion King, and others think it should be Buffalo Soldier, I'm here to tell you why these are both wrong. Firstly, the Stampede song would be good, but for trying to grow the Buffalo brand, it would immediately activate PTSD in the bulk of Buffalo's hockey fans (ages 20-50), resulting in them boycotting Stampede home games, resulting in Buffalo unable to afford their players, and causing Buffalo to have to sell off their major players for spare, cheap parts. Buffalo Soldier, although a great song, is implying a soldier hunting Buffalo, which, as the logo of the Stampede and the name of the city, would imply that Buffalo players are hunting their own team. Not a good look. With that in mind, here is my suggestion for Buffalo's goal song;
Buffalo Goal Song What an absolute masterpiece of music. This song is mesmerizing, powerful, and one of the greatest songs of all time. It's title, "Only Time", implies this will be the Only Time this song is heard. Immediately, the other team will become ultra-relaxed, as the song lulls them to sleep and makes them think this will be the only time Buffalo scores, yet with a forward corps with everyone over 900 tpe, and 6 players over 1500 tpe, Buffalo knows they'll be able to take advantage of their relaxed opponent, and will be able to surge to blowouts quite easily. |
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