While trying to find a good goal horn for the Vancouver Whalers I decided to take some inspiration from the other professional hockey team in the region, the inferior Vancouver Canucks. And when I did I noticed that they do not have one specific goal song that plays every time the team scores a goal. No, they have individual goal songs for each and every player on the team. To me this is a really neat concept and a fun idea.

I wanted to do something similar for my team. But I quickly realized that it would not be as easy and quick as I had hoped it to be. So I went a different route. Instead of having individual or a team-wide goal song. I wanted to have a different goal song played depending on the team we are playing against. So here is my list of goals songs that would play when the Whalers score a goal against a given team.

Anaheim Outlaws
Song: Inner Circle - Bad Boys
A song we all know and love about how bad boys, or outlaws, getting them to think about their actions. Like, they are being scored on by the Whalers... The worst team in the league last season.

Anchorage Armada
Song: ALESTORM - Keelhauled
Keelhauling was the punishment for a lot of things on ships in the past. With each goal we are punishing the Armada crew and dragging them all under our whaling ships.

Carolina Kraken
Song: Luna Park ride theme song - We're whalers on the moon!
I really could not find a good song to fit the Kraken theme, so here is a low effort song choice about whalers harpooning stuff.

Colorado Raptors
Song: Was (Not Was) - Walk The Dinosaur
This song is to make fun of the Colorado dinos. We are walking the old dinosaurs back to hockey school!

Detroit Falcons
Song: Great Horned Owl Sounds
Not a song per se, but the great horned owl is one of the falcon's few natural predators. Gonna spook them real good with some owl sounds and show that they should be afraid of us, not vice-versa.

Kelowna Knights
Song: Camelot (Knights of the Round Table) - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
I chose this song to make some fun of the "knights" from Kelowna. It is very silly, and so are they.

Maine Timber
Song: The Chopping Song - The Tale of Three Trees
Clearly we need some tree chopping related song here as we fell tree after tree against Maine. I could have picked the song "Timber", but this seemed more fitting to Maine's young team.

Newfoundland Berserkers
Song: You Need To Calm Down - Taylor Swift
These rough and "tough" berserkers need to be taught a lesson in chivalry. But before we do that we need to get them to calm down. The poor things are always so stressed, trying to pillage and burn everything.

St. Louis Scarecrows
Song: Swarming Crow Sounds
Similar as for the Falcons. For the Scarecrows we want to show that we are not scared and neither are the crows. Because their scarecrows are terrible, and they should feel bad about them.