1: I've been in the SHL since S25.

2: I think a great deal since I am conducting all of my research and work at home for the foreseeable future. Moreover, since I wish to only focus on my player long-term and not really get involved in any high responsibility type league jobs, I believe I will remain very motivated for a long time.

3: I am a Rangers fan. And I watch a lot of sports (mostly soccer right now but I love all the major leagues of sports). I game a bit on my PC, and I love just discussing random shit on Discord if it's fun!

4: I probably would ideally want to spend at least 3 seasons in juniors, since I very much enjoy the experience. However, that really depends on the activity and atmosphere of the locker-room. Assuming it's fully active and a lot of fun, I'd probably want to spend several seasons there.

5: Yes, very much so. I am usually on it all the time and I use it as my primary form of communication in general.

6: This does not apply to me, but I'd very much like a lot of Pepe the Frog and the appreciation of the Soviet Shiba Inu.

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Bane - Defense - Nevada Battleborn - 345 TPE
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Birthplace: London, UK
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 3
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S55:
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 54th overall by the Nevada Battleborn in the S55 SMJHL Draft

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Player Page || Update Page

Do you have any previous sim league experience?
I am in every league you can possibly think of.

How much time do you think you'll be able to make for the SHL on a weekly basis?/size]
Like 1-2 hours probably.

What do you spend time doing on a daily basis? Favorite games? Favorite chips? What NHL team are you into?
Boston Bruins baby. I work and teach college.

You can spend 1-5 seasons in juniors. Most elect to spend 2-3, but you may want to spend more time because you actually like juniors, or you might spend less because you are ambitious and want to make it to the SHL as fast as possible. How long do you think you'll spend in the J?
I would say 2-3.

Our team typically uses Discord to communicate, do you use Discord? If not, are you open to using it?
Yes, I use it. Bayley#9423

If you're new to the site, we understand that you may not have a preference on which team you end up on just yet, so what are you looking for in a team locker room? For recreates, do you have any interest in being a Falcon?
I have interest in Falcon. I was former GM for Falcon.

Anything you'd like us to know going into this draft?
Nope.

Who is your Smash Bros main (if applicable)?
Falcon

Share your best joke or meme
@JSS

Thank you OrbitingDeath! <3

Do you have any previous sim league experience?
yes sir
How much time do you think you'll be able to make for the SHL on a weekly basis?/size]
5-6 hours maybe more
What do you spend time doing on a daily basis? Favorite games? Favorite chips? What NHL team are you into?
i work fulll time beside that i like to spend time with my grl and friends i like several games no favorite here , i love lays sour creme chips, i root for the new york rangers a bit
You can spend 1-5 seasons in juniors. Most elect to spend 2-3, but you may want to spend more time because you actually like juniors, or you might spend less because you are ambitious and want to make it to the SHL as fast as possible. How long do you think you'll spend in the J?
i'm totally fine to spend more time here because i want to be ready when i step up
Our team typically uses Discord to communicate, do you use Discord? If not, are you open to using it?
sure
If you're new to the site, we understand that you may not have a preference on which team you end up on just yet, so what are you looking for in a team locker room? For recreates, do you have any interest in being a Falcon?
i looking for a close lr and fun in it
Anything you'd like us to know going into this draft?
nope, draft me =)
Who is your Smash Bros main (if applicable)?
never really played it
Share your best joke or meme
don't got one

#TeamFuhrby
#knightsknation

Do you have any previous sim league experience?
PBE, SBA, ISFL, SBL, & a couple others. I started at the end of this past May & have absolutely loved them!

How much time do you think you'll be able to make for the SHL on a weekly basis?/size]
I am very active, so I always try to do as much as possible so I can try to become a top guy from my class!

What do you spend time doing on a daily basis? Favorite games? Favorite chips? What NHL team are you into?
I enjoy playing in my adult softball league with my brother and our friends, we have a good team and have won a couple trophies. Also recently got into OOTP21 but usually I enjoy playing 2k19 with my friends or I am very happy that Saints Row 3 got remastered. On the occasion I will go back to my PS3 and play old maddens or NCAA! I root for the Philadelphia Flyers when it comes to the NHL.

You can spend 1-5 seasons in juniors. Most elect to spend 2-3, but you may want to spend more time because you actually like juniors, or you might spend less because you are ambitious and want to make it to the SHL as fast as possible. How long do you think you'll spend in the J?
Honestly I wouldn’t mind between 2-3 seasons. I want to make sure I am developed & really at a good point where I won’t be bullied in the SHL.

Our team typically uses Discord to communicate, do you use Discord? If not, are you open to using it?
Yes! I love Discord, bigbluex02#0118

If you're new to the site, we understand that you may not have a preference on which team you end up on just yet, so what are you looking for in a team locker room? For recreates, do you have any interest in being a Falcon?
Active teammates and everyone willing to lend a hand in development of my player. I feel like when everyone is being helpful and guiding the young guys, it creates the best kind of LR.

Anything you'd like us to know going into this draft?
I am very active on discord and in my other sim leagues, also I occasionally crack very bad jokes that make people chuckle a bit. It helps relieve stress of others which in return helps us win. I also love to win games and support my team.

Who is your Smash Bros main (if applicable)?
I haven't played the new one a lot, but I usually pick Ash (the Pokemon Trainer) and in the old ones I was a HUGE Kirby and Pikachu main on the OG smash bros.

Share your best joke or meme

This meme is relevant because I just graduated college this year and it has been a real pain trying to find a job because nobody is hiring. :(

Do you have any previous sim league experience? None.

How much time do you think you'll be able to make for the SHL on a weekly basis?[/size] A little bit.

What do you spend time doing on a daily basis? Favorite games? Favorite chips? What NHL team are you into? Working a lot, sim racing a little bit. Chips? Like potato chips? Pringles ig? Carolina Hurricanes

You can spend 1-5 seasons in juniors. Most elect to spend 2-3, but you may want to spend more time because you actually like juniors, or you might spend less because you are ambitious and want to make it to the SHL as fast as possible. How long do you think you'll spend in the J? No idea. Gotta figure out this FHM stuff.

Our team typically uses Discord to communicate, do you use Discord? If not, are you open to using it? Yes.

If you're new to the site, we understand that you may not have a preference on which team you end up on just yet, so what are you looking for in a team locker room? For recreates, do you have any interest in being a Falcon? I've clearly never been a Falcon a day of my life and I definitely think they are gross.

Anything you'd like us to know going into this draft? The Detroit Falcons reverse-swept the Montreal Militia in the S31 playoffs.

Who is your Smash Bros main (if applicable)? Haven't played Smash in ages, but used to be Captain Falcon.

Share your best joke or meme The S31 Montreal Militia.

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Zach Evans || Forward || Winnipeg Jets
Name: Zach Evans
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 18
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SHL Career Statistics:
S32 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 5, P: 14, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 59
S33 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 3, PIMS: 49, H: 106
S34 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 14, P: 28, +/-: 7, PIMS: 46, H: 96
S35 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: -4, PIMS: 23, H: 113
S36 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 28, A: 30, P: 58, +/-: 23, PIMS: 51, H: 140
S37 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 24, A: 27, P: 51, +/-: 2, PIMS: 36, H: 220
S38 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27. A: 38, P: 65, +/-: 12, PIMS: 45, H: 158
S39 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 32, P: 47, +/-: 11, PIMS: 43, H: 85
S40 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 31, P: 53, +/-: 11, PIMS: 15, H: 49
S41 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27, A: 35, P: 62, +/-: 26, PIMS: 34, H: 82
S42 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: -3, PIMS: 15, H: 6
S43 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: 11, PIMS: 27, H: 15
S44 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/-: 3, PIMS: 17, H: 17
S45 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 27
CAREER: GP: 700, G: 257, A: 376, P: 633, +/-: 105, PIMS: 415, H: 1,173
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S34 (WPG): GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 4, H: 7
S36 (WPG): GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 16
S37 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/-: 19, PIMS: 12, H: 81
S38 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 32
S39 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -2, PIMS: 6, H: 31
S40 (WPG): GP: 14, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 1, PIMS: 13, H: 7
S41 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 8, A: 6, P: 14, +/-: 3, PIMS: 9, H: 26
S43 (WPG): GP: 17, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 4
S44 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 4, A: 15, P: 19, +/-: 7, PIMS: 0, H: 3
S45 (WPG): GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 2
CAREER: GP: 121, G: 46, A: 69, P: 115, +/-: 41, PIMS: 50, H: 209
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S30 (DET): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 10, H: 44
S31 (DET): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -2, PIMS: 35, H: 84
CAREER: GP: 100, G: 31, A: 35, P: 66, +/-: 6, PIMS: 45, H: 128
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S30 (DET): GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 0
S31 (DET): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 3, PIMS: 0, H: 9
CAREER: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 9
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IIHF Statistics (Russia):
S30: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 7
S32: GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 4, H: 17
S33: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 12
S34: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 10
S35: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 22
S36: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: -3, PIMS: 2, H: 5
S37: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 8
S38: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 5
S39: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 11
S40: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 8
S41: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7
S42: GP: 10, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/-: 5, PIMS: 0, H: 1
S43: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 6, PIMS: 0, H: 0
S44: GP: 10, G: 4, A: 8, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0
S45: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 1, P: 7, +/-: -13, PIMS: 0, H: 2
CAREER: GP: 167 G: 54, A: 65, P: 119, +/-: 5, PIMS: 40, H: 105
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 25th overall by Detroit, S30 SMJHL Entry Draft
S30 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner
Drafted 5th overall by Winnipeg, S31 SHL Entry Draft
S32 Oriens Trophy Winner (Co-GM, Detroit)
S32 IIHF Bronze Medalist
S36 SHL Second-Team All-Star
S37 Challenge Cup Champion
S38 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner
S38 SHL First-Team All-Star
S38 Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner
S38 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
S38 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner
S38 IIHF Gold Medalist
S43 IIHF Silver Medalist
S44 Challenge Cup Champion
Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame, S47
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Two things are infinite.

Nikolai Evans || Defenseman || HAM/TBB/TEX
Name: Nikolai Evans
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 19
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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 1, A: 10, P: 11, +/-: -4, SB: 39, H: 32
S48 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/1: 6, SB: 57, H: 37
S49 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 14, P: 23, +/-: -22, SB: 78, H: 51
S50 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 4, SB: 64, H: 39
CAREER: GP: 200, G: 22, A: 53, P: 75, +/-: -16, SB: 238, H: 159
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48 (HAM): GP: 5, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, SB: 6, H: 3
S49 (TBB): GP: 12, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 0, SB: 20, H: 8
S50 (TBB): GP: 19, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 1, SB: 29, H: 6
CAREER: GP: 36, G: 6, A: 12, P: 18, +/-: 0, SB: 55, H: 17
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S45 (MTL): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 13, P: 20, +/-: -1, SB: 60, H: 25
S46 (MTL/HFX): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: -1, SB: 47, H: 68
CAREER: GP: 100, G: 14, A: 33, P: 47, +/-: -2, SB: 107, H: 93
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S45 (MTL): GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -1, SB: 7, H: 4
S46 (HFX): GP: 13, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, SB: 18, H: 14
CAREER: GP: 19, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -5, SB: 25, H: 18
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IIHF Statistics (Russia):
S45: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -5, SB: 12, H: 2
S46: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, SB: 11, H: 2
S47: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: 2, SB: 17, H: 12
S48: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -6, SB: 22, H: 0
S49: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: -6, SB: 25, H: 7
CAREER: GP: 61, G: 10, A: 19, P: 29, +/-: -17, SB: 87, H: 23
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WJC Statistics:
S44 (World): GP: 15, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 8, SB: 18, H: 13
S45 (Russia): GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: -13, SB: 33, H: 14
S46 (Russia): GP: 28, G: 9, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 0, SB: 26, H: 14
CAREER: GP: 55, G: 17, A: 32, P: 48, +/-: -5, SB: 77, H: 41
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 1st overall by Montreal, S45 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 1st overall by Hamilton, S46 SHL Entry Draft
Traded to Halifax Raiders during S46 SMJHL season
Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda prior to S49 SHL season
S48 Fantasy Global Champion
S50 Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner
I'll finish updating this at some point
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The Russian Prince

Zdenko Beranek || Winger || Quebec City Citadelles
Name: Zdenko Beranek
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 27
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S55 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 15, P: 21, +/-: -22, PIMS: 6
S56 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 10, A: 27, P: 37, +/-: 9, PIMS: 20
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 1st overall by Quebec City, S55 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 18th overall by Seattle, S56 SHL Entry Draft
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Le Petite Chèvre

Do you have any previous sim league experience? I am a gfx grader in the NSFL

How much time do you think you'll be able to make for the SHL on a weekly basis? Enough to do all the PTs and make media/gfx

What do you spend time doing on a daily basis? Favorite games? Favorite chips? What NHL team are you into? Usually work, I enjoy playing Madden and I've really been enjoying Dying Light as well.

You can spend 1-5 seasons in juniors. Most elect to spend 2-3, but you may want to spend more time because you actually like juniors, or you might spend less because you are ambitious and want to make it to the SHL as fast as possible. How long do you think you'll spend in the J?  No clue, I don't mind being called up earlier.

Our team typically uses Discord to communicate, do you use Discord? If not, are you open to using it? Yes I do.

If you're new to the site, we understand that you may not have a preference on which team you end up on just yet, so what are you looking for in a team locker room? For recreates, do you have any interest in being a Falcon? I'm looking for a locker room of chill people with good senses of humor

Anything you'd like us to know going into this draft? I'd enjoy being drafted along with some of my Petrov Brothers

Who is your Smash Bros main (if applicable)? Haven't played since their 3ds title, but Lil Mac

Share your best joke or meme I have a good one,


There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength.

News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew, a match was set up between the two, America versus Russia. The match would be held in Texas.
John began training immediately. Every day his coach would tell him, “This Russian has a move called the Mongolian Death Grip. No one has ever escaped the Mongolian Death Grip. DO NOT let him get you in the Mongolian Death Grip”

The day of the match finally came. Just before each wrestler stepped onto the mat in front of the capacity crowd, the coach once again said, “Whatever you do, do not let him get you in the Mongolian death grip. No one has ever escaped the Mongolian death grip”.

Four seconds into the match, the Russian had the American in the Mongolian death grip. The coach buried his face into his hands and cursed John for not listening to his advice. All of the sudden he heard the crowd irrupt in a chant of USA USA USA. He looked up and saw the Russian pinned by John. The coach ran out to meet John and embarrassingly told him, “I didn’t see... Once he had you in the Mongolian Death Grip I looked away. How in the world did you get out of the Mongolian death grip?”

With heavy breath, John told him “Well coach, that Russian grabbed me and twisted my body in ways I never imagined possible. I was wincing in pain when I open my eyes and right in front of me were two testicles. So I bit them.”

“What???” Said the coach... “John I don’t think that is legal. You could be disqualified”

“I don’t know about that coach. But I can tell you one thing. You ain’t got no idea how strong you are until you bite your own balls”

Fight Record: 39 Fights, 28 Wins, 2 Losses, 9 Ties/Breakups

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Do you have any previous sim league experience?
ISFL and PBE
How much time do you think you'll be able to make for the SHL on a weekly basis?/size]
Enough to max earn
What do you spend time doing on a daily basis? Favorite games? Favorite chips? What NHL team are you into?
Other than work and spend time with my wife I like to play video games and board games. Currently enjoying The Last of Us Part 2. Lays Salt n Vinegar are the best chips. Carolina Hurricanes
You can spend 1-5 seasons in juniors. Most elect to spend 2-3, but you may want to spend more time because you actually like juniors, or you might spend less because you are ambitious and want to make it to the SHL as fast as possible. How long do you think you'll spend in the J?
Honestly, it depends on if the SHL team that drafts me needs me or not. 
Our team typically uses Discord to communicate, do you use Discord? If not, are you open to using it?
drectors cut#9644
If you're new to the site, we understand that you may not have a preference on which team you end up on just yet, so what are you looking for in a team locker room? For recreates, do you have any interest in being a Falcon?
Someplace that's active and fun to hang out. Lots of random chatter and conversation.
Anything you'd like us to know going into this draft?
I want to score goals
Who is your Smash Bros main (if applicable)?
In Melee it was Link, but I haven't played Smash in a long time.
Share your best joke or meme

What is the downside to eating a clock? It's time consuming

Do you have any previous sim league experience?
I've been on sim leagues for around 4-5 years.

How much time do you think you'll be able to make for the SHL on a weekly basis?/size]
A couple of hours, for sure.

What do you spend time doing on a daily basis? Favorite games? Favorite chips? What NHL team are you into?
I work and play videogames most of the time. My all time favourites would be Mass Effect 2 and BioShock. Chips, mmhhh, I've been enjoying all-dressed a lot lately. My favourite NHL team is the Montréal Canadiens.

You can spend 1-5 seasons in juniors. Most elect to spend 2-3, but you may want to spend more time because you actually like juniors, or you might spend less because you are ambitious and want to make it to the SHL as fast as possible. How long do you think you'll spend in the J?
I don't like to play in the junior league much. The faster I can go up the better. 2-3 would be my max. I'd usually say 1 but I was told the new reality of the SHL is that you gotta stay down longer.

Our team typically uses Discord to communicate, do you use Discord? If not, are you open to using it?
I do use Discord.

If you're new to the site, we understand that you may not have a preference on which team you end up on just yet, so what are you looking for in a team locker room? For recreates, do you have any interest in being a Falcon?
I'm here for the TPE mostly. I don't have a good opinion of the Falcons from the past but I haven't been here in a while.

Anything you'd like us to know going into this draft?
Nothing particular.

Who is your Smash Bros main (if applicable)?
I'll crush anybody using Zelda.

Share your best joke or meme
My best joke: The Toronto Maple Leafs

Elena Maximova | Defense | Los Angeles Panthers
Birthplace: Odessa, Ukraine
Number: 64
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S76: Traded to the Los Angeles Panthers
S72: Won Four Star Cup with the St. Louis Scarecrows
S72: Traded to the St. Louis Scarecrows
S70: Drafted 3rd overall by the Minnesota Monarchs
S69: Won Quilha Agante Trophy (best SMJHL dman)
S69: Won Four Star Cup with the Québec City Citadelles
S69: Named ass-captain of the Québec City Citadelles
S69: Drafted 3rd overall by the Québec City Citadelles


Jasper Maximov | Defense | New Orleans Specters | Retired
Birthplace: Odessa, Ukraine
Number: 13
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S68: Won gold medal with Sweden
S66: Signed with the New Orleans Specters
S61: Traded to the Baltimore Platoon
S58: Won Four Star Cup with the Québec City Citadelles
S57: Won silver WJC medal with Sweden
S56: Drafted 9th overall by the Winnipeg Jets
S55: Named captain of the Québec City Citadelles
S55: Drafted 20th overall by the Québec City Citadelles


Мариа Максимова | Defense | West Kendall Platoon | Retired
Birthplace: Saint Petersburg, Russia
Number: 9
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Transactions/Achievements:
S38: Won gold medal with Russia
S37: Named alternate captain for the West Kendall Platoon
S32: Won bronze medal with Russia
S28: Won silver medal with Russia
S26: Named to the All-Rookie team
S26: Won gold medal with Russia
S26: Named captain of Russia
S25: Won Four Star Cup with the Kelowna Knights
S25: Won SMJHL Prospects Showcase as co-GM of the Outlaws (/w Lord Pretty Flacko)
S25: Drafted 4th overall by the West Kendall Platoon
S24: Named alternate captain for the Kelowna Knights
S24: Drafted 10th overall by the Kelowna Knights

Do you have any previous sim league experience?
Answer: No, I don’t

How much time do you think you'll be able to make for the SHL on a weekly basis?/size]
Answer: Depends on when school starts back up. Presently, I’m on summer break, so I can definitely dedicate a ton of time to the SHL.

What do you spend time doing on a daily basis? Favorite games? Favorite chips? What NHL team are you into?
Answer: Uhh fooling around on Discord and Reddit mainly. Favourite games include EA Sports NHL, MLB The Show and Halo Reach. Favourite chips are either Ruffles or ketchup chips (I’m Canadian). I’m a Canucks fan.

You can spend 1-5 seasons in juniors. Most elect to spend 2-3, but you may want to spend more time because you actually like juniors, or you might spend less because you are ambitious and want to make it to the SHL as fast as possible. How long do you think you'll spend in the J?
Answer: If I’m enjoying the locker room, I’ll probably elect to spend longer than most in the J.

Our team typically uses Discord to communicate, do you use Discord? If not, are you open to using it?
Answer: Yeah, absolutely. My discord tag is bdu754#3704 if you’re interested in connecting with me.

If you're new to the site, we understand that you may not have a preference on which team you end up on just yet, so what are you looking for in a team locker room? For recreates, do you have any interest in being a Falcon?
Answer: As long as it’s welcoming and talkative, then I’m all for it.

Anything you'd like us to know going into this draft?
Answer: I think I’d be a great addition to the locker room. Even if I’m not wracking up the points, I hope to at least be a positive locker room presence to make up for it.

Who is your Smash Bros main (if applicable)?
Answer: Yoshi. It also explains with my discord pfp is Beeg Yoshi.

Share your best joke or meme
Answer: Why did the Catholic Church ban plastic bags? Because it’s sac-religious.

Vaseline Podcalzone | LW | SEA "C" |

S55 SMJHL Draft: Round 3, 31st overall (NL)

S56 SHL Draft: Round 2, 23rd overall (SEA)

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SMJHL Regular Season Stats

S55 | NL | 50GP | 2G | 6A | 8P | 6PIM | 33 Hits

S56 | NL | 50GP | 11G | 17A | 28P | 8PIM | 109 Hits

S57 | NL "A"| 66GP | 16G | 29A | 45P | 32PIM | 153 Hits

S58 | NL "C"| 66GP | 21G | 20A | 41P | 8PIM | 119 Hits

TOTAL | 232GP | 50G | 72A | 122 P | 54PIM | 414 Hits

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SMJHL Playoffs Stats

S55 | NL | 17GP | 0G | 4A | 4P | 12PIM | 20 Hits

S56 | NL | 17GP | 3G | 1A | 4P | 2PIM | 32 Hits

S57 | NL "A"| 11GP | 1G | 8A | 9P | 0PIM | 40 Hits

S58 | NL "C" | 15GP | 5G | 10A | 15P | 10PIM | 33 Hits

TOTAL | 60GP | 9G | 23A | 32P | 24PIM | 125 Hits

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SHL Regular Season Stats

S59 | SEA | 66GP | 17G | 19A | 36P | 18PIM | 107 Hits 

S60 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 14G | 16A | 30P | 30PIM | 117 Hits

S61 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 22G | 20A | 42P | 23PIM | 117 Hits

S62 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 17G | 25A | 42P | 6PIM | 141 Hits

S63 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 27G | 20A | 47P | 22PIM | 143 Hits

S64 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 19G | 52A | 71P | 10PIM | 157 Hits

S65 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 40G | 44A | 84P | 27PIM | 147 Hits 

S66 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 21G | 36A | 57P | 38PIM | 146 Hits 

S67 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 29G | 50A | 79P | 38PIM | 133 Hits 

S68 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 30G | 56A | 86P | 36PIM | 152 Hits 

S69 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 29G | 50A | 79P | 42PIM | 151 Hits 

S70 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 15G | 59A | 74P | 36PIM | 162 Hits 

S71 | SEA “C”| 66GP | 25G | 36A | 61P | 62PIM | 150 Hits 

S72 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 15G | 34A | 49P | 39PIM | 87 Hits 

S73 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 24G | 28A | 52P | 28PIM | 97 Hits

S74 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 19G | 20A | 39P | 54PIM | 121 Hits 

S75 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 21G | 22A | 43P | 52 PIM | 107 Hits 

S76 | SEA "C"|

TOTAL | 1122GP | 384G | 587A | 971P | 561PIM | 2235 Hits

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SHL Playoff Stats

S59 | SEA | 10GP | 1G | 2A | 3P | 0PIM | 11 Hits

S60 | SEA "A"| 7GP | 0G | 5A | 5P | 0PIM | 14 Hits

S61 | SEA "A"| 5GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | 0PIM | 9 Hits

S62 | SEA "A"| 12GP | 3G | 3A | 6P | 0PIM | 32 Hits

S63 | SEA "A"| 12GP | 6G | 6A | 12P | 0PIM | 24 Hits

S64 | SEA "C"| 7GP | 2G | 1A | 3P | 2PIM | 15 Hits

S65 | SEA "C"| 6GP | 1G | 2A | 3P | 2PIM | 13 Hits

S66 | SEA "C"| 22GP | 5G | 19A | 24P | 10PIM | 56 Hits

S67 | SEA "C"| 23GP | 10G | 18A | 28P | 4PIM | 45 Hits

S68 | SEA "C"| 21GP | 12G | 15A | 27P | 10PIM | 52 Hits

S69 | SEA "C"| 16GP | 6G | 16A | 22P | 10PIM | 47 Hits

S70 | SEA "C"| 13GP | 5G | 11A | 16P | 6PIM | 28 Hits

S71 | SEA "C"| 7GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | 2 PIM | 15 Hits
S72 | SEA "C"| 5GP | 2G | 4A | 6P | 6 PIM | 3 Hits

TOTAL | 166GP | 57G | 104A | 161P | 52PIM | 364 Hits 

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S55 Four Star Cup

S58 Volsungr Award

S58 Vaseline Podcalzone Award

S58 Berserker of the Year

SHL S59 All-Rookie

S59 Jesster Finalist

S64 Richan Finalist

SEA Franchise Points Leader

S67 Challenge Cup

5x SHL All-Star (S60, S64, S65, S67, S75)

S68 Challenge Cup

S68 Dar Finalist

Beeg Yoshi | Management | REG GM |

NL Scout S58

NL Coach S59-S61

S60 Four Star Cup (Coach)

NL Co-GM S62-S64

S62 Four Star Cup (Co-GM)

S63 Four Star Cup (Co-GM)

S63 Nour Harrak Award (GM Duo)

S64 Nour Harrak Award (GM Duo)

S64 Four Star Cup (Co-GM)

REG Co-GM S72-S75

REG Interim Head GM S75

REG Head GM S75-

Do you have any previous sim league experience? yes

How much time do you think you'll be able to make for the SHL on a weekly basis?/size] zero

What do you spend time doing on a daily basis? Favorite games? Favorite chips? What NHL team are you into? sleeping and thinking about sleeping

You can spend 1-5 seasons in juniors. Most elect to spend 2-3, but you may want to spend more time because you actually like juniors, or you might spend less because you are ambitious and want to make it to the SHL as fast as possible. How long do you think you'll spend in the J? forever

Our team typically uses Discord to communicate, do you use Discord? If not, are you open to using it? yes

If you're new to the site, we understand that you may not have a preference on which team you end up on just yet, so what are you looking for in a team locker room? For recreates, do you have any interest in being a Falcon? memes

arigato to everyone for the dope sigs <3

Tom Holberg|| RW || Anchorage Armada


| Updates | Player Page |

Do you have any previous sim league experience?
Lots. SHL, VHL, SBA, GOMHL, NSFL.

How much time do you think you'll be able to make for the SHL on a weekly basis?/size]
3-4 hours. Check it daily now even without being signed as a DFA or anything.

What do you spend time doing on a daily basis? Favorite games? Favorite chips? What NHL team are you into?
Work, trying to get back into school. I'm a Canucks fan.

You can spend 1-5 seasons in juniors. Most elect to spend 2-3, but you may want to spend more time because you actually like juniors, or you might spend less because you are ambitious and want to make it to the SHL as fast as possible. How long do you think you'll spend in the J?
Probably 3-4.

Our team typically uses Discord to communicate, do you use Discord? If not, are you open to using it?
I have it, Jala#5530

If you're new to the site, we understand that you may not have a preference on which team you end up on just yet, so what are you looking for in a team locker room? For recreates, do you have any interest in being a Falcon?
I have no strong feelings on where I end up in the J.

Sachimo Zoidberg III - 1,166 TPE - Dragons
SHL Regular Season
S58 - 66GP-8G-20A-28P-+45-115SOG-54H-52SB
S59 - 66GP-4G-27A-31P-+29-148SOG-40H-82SB
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SHL Playoffs
S58 - 5GP-0G-2A-2P--2-5SOG-6H-8SB
S59 - 6GP-0G-2A-2P--1-11SOG-4H-11SB
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SHL Totals
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SMJHL Regular Season
S55 - 50GP-5G-14A-19P--39-91SOG-41H-127SB
S56 - 50GP-5G-12A-17P-+4-86SOG-10H-96SB
S57 - 66GP-4G-9A-13P--25-90SOG-59H-145SB
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SMJHL Playoffs
S55 - 4GP-0G-0A-0P-0-6SOG-5H-11SB
S56 - 5GP-1G-2A-3P--2-7SOG-0H-11SB
S57 - 5GP-0G-1A-1P--3-8SOG-3H-7SB
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SMJHL Totals
Final - 180GP-15G-38A-53P--65-289SOG-118H-397SB
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International Play
S55 - 15GP-1G-2A-3P-+7-9SOG-4H-11SB
S56 - 15GP-1G-5A-6P-+5-14SOG-6H-19SB
S57 - 12GP-0G-1A-1P-+2-21SOG-13H-28SB
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Achievements
S55-Drafted 44th Overall by Nevada (4th Round)
S55-Silver Medal in WJC with Canada
S55-All-SMJHL Rookie Team
S56-Drafted 13th Overall by Calgary (1st Round)
S56-Gold Medal in WJC with Canada

Do you have any previous sim league experience?
Yes a lot! 2nd player here after Johannes Leitner
How much time do you think you'll be able to make for the SHL on a weekly basis?/size]

What do you spend time doing on a daily basis? Favorite games? Favorite chips? What NHL team are you into?
Work, sim leagues, sports video games, chill with my daughter. I love Baked Lays and the Bruins!
You can spend 1-5 seasons in juniors. Most elect to spend 2-3, but you may want to spend more time because you actually like juniors, or you might spend less because you are ambitious and want to make it to the SHL as fast as possible. How long do you think you'll spend in the J?
No idea! Will be up to GMs I would think.

Our team typically uses Discord to communicate, do you use Discord? If not, are you open to using it?
Yep all the time!
If you're new to the site, we understand that you may not have a preference on which team you end up on just yet, so what are you looking for in a team locker room? For recreates, do you have any interest in being a Falcon?
Sure, I have no reserves about anyone
Anything you'd like us to know going into this draft?
I plan on being active as I can be and a pure playmaking/two way center
Who is your Smash Bros main (if applicable)?
I usually roll with Ganondorf
Share your best joke or meme
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.

Current Player || May O'Nayse || RW || Prospect
Name: May O'Nayse
Age: 20
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 150 lbs
Number: 45
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SMJHL Career Stats
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Accomplishments/Trophies


Previous Player || Johannes Leitner || G || Hall of Fame
Name: Johannes Leitner
Age: 31
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 198 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL Career Stats
S45: GP: 44 || Wins: 23 || Save Pct: .898 || GAA: 3.32
S46: GP: 41 || Wins: 15 || Save Pct: .907 || GAA: 3.10
S47: GP: 44 || Wins: 17 || Save Pct: .912 || GAA: 2.98
S48: GP: 44 || Wins: 21 || Save Pct: .905 || GAA: 3.16
S49: GP: 44 || Wins: 31 || Save Pct: .926 || GAA: 2.18
S50: GP: 44 || Wins: 21 || Save Pct: .890 || GAA: 3.38
S51: GP: 44 || Wins: 18 || Save Pct: .902 || GAA: 3.09
S52: GP: 44 || Wins: 22 || Save Pct: .900 || GAA: 3.18
S53: GP: 40 || Wins: 32 || Save Pct: .924 || GAA: 1.84
Career: GP: 389 || Wins: 200 || Save Pct: .906 || GAA: 2.92
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Accomplishments/Trophies
S42: Drafted 48th Overall (6th round) in SMJHL Entry Draft by Vancouver
S43: Drafted 16th Overall (2nd round) in SHL Entry Draft by New England
S43: Won Brodie Witzel Trophy (SMJHL Playoff MVP) with Vancouver
S43: Won Four-Star Cup with Vancouver
S49: Won Mathias Chouinard Trophy (East Champions) with New England
S49: Won Ron Mexico Trophy (MVP) with New England
S49: Won John McBride (Best Goalie) Trophy with New England
S49: Won Aidan Richan (Most Improved) Trophy with New England
S49: Won Sarmad Khan Trophy (Player MVP) with New England
S49: Won Mike Honcho Trophy (Least Goals Allowed) with New England
S53: Won John McBride (Best Goalie) Trophy with New England
S53: Won Mike Honcho Trophy (Least Goals Allowed) with New England
HALL OF FAME!!!!!

Do you have any previous sim league experience?
been here since S36 so yeah

How much time do you think you'll be able to make for the SHL on a weekly basis?/size]
right now, way too much. Don't know if and when it will change.

What do you spend time doing on a daily basis? Favorite games? Favorite chips? What NHL team are you into?
Playing blood Bowl, AoE II, HotS and various other games. Love the ruffles all dress. Habs fan all the way.

You can spend 1-5 seasons in juniors. Most elect to spend 2-3, but you may want to spend more time because you actually like juniors, or you might spend less because you are ambitious and want to make it to the SHL as fast as possible. How long do you think you'll spend in the J?
It will probably depend on the needs of the team that will draft me, in the juniors and in the SHL.

Our team typically uses Discord to communicate, do you use Discord? If not, are you open to using it?
yup

If you're new to the site, we understand that you may not have a preference on which team you end up on just yet, so what are you looking for in a team locker room? For recreates, do you have any interest in being a Falcon? I've got nothing against the falcons so why not. Let join another group.

Anything you'd like us to know going into this draft?
Evok is a bae <3

Who is your Smash Bros main (if applicable)?
Mr Game and Watch but it's been a long time since the last time I played

Share your best joke or meme

Do you have any previous sim league experience?

No, the SHL is my first time in a sim league.

How much time do you think you'll be able to make for the SHL on a weekly basis?

It varies, but I am a little busy. I can make enough time to consistently upgrade my character though!

What do you spend time doing on a daily basis? Favorite games? Favorite chips? What NHL team are you into?

Watching sports and getting overly invested into them, haha. Favorite games? Does battleship count? Favorite chips would have to be pringles. I'm a big Hawks fan.

You can spend 1-5 seasons in juniors. Most elect to spend 2-3, but you may want to spend more time because you actually like juniors, or you might spend less because you are ambitious and want to make it to the SHL as fast as possible. How long do you think you'll spend in the J?

I'm cool with spending as much time as my character needs, he's a goalie so I definitely understand if he needs to mostly backup for a couple seasons as I imagine many teams already have their starting tendies locked down.

Our team typically uses Discord to communicate, do you use Discord? If not, are you open to using it?

Yes, my user is captainteach#8006

If you're new to the site, we understand that you may not have a preference on which team you end up on just yet, so what are you looking for in a team locker room? For recreates, do you have any interest in being a Falcon?

Yeah I don't know much about the individual teams yet, but I'm mostly looking for a chill, laid back, and friendly locker room.

Anything you'd like us to know going into this draft?

Not off the top of my head, no.

Who is your Smash Bros main (if applicable)?

I haven't played enough Smash Bros to ever pick a favorite character, haha.

Share your best joke or meme

Not sure if it counts as a meme but that gif of Pierre McGuire eating a corn dog always gets a chuckle out of me.

Do you have any previous sim league experience?

None, this is my first time.

How much time do you think you'll be able to make for the SHL on a weekly basis?

Depending on need, perhaps somewhere between 2-8 hours?

What do you spend time doing on a daily basis? Favorite games? Favorite chips? What NHL team are you into?

Besides working, I enjoy cycling, hiking, camping, boardgames. My favourite game right now would probably be Root or Secret Hitler. Maybe BBQ chips? And I am a Habs fan to the core.

You can spend 1-5 seasons in juniors. Most elect to spend 2-3, but you may want to spend more time because you actually like juniors, or you might spend less because you are ambitious and want to make it to the SHL as fast as possible. How long do you think you'll spend in the J?

I don't have a number in mind, I just think when he's ready Marcel will make the jump.

Our team typically uses Discord to communicate, do you use Discord? If not, are you open to using it?

I do. HydroRaven#1609

If you're new to the site, we understand that you may not have a preference on which team you end up on just yet, so what are you looking for in a team locker room? For recreates, do you have any interest in being a Falcon?

I have no idea, so I can't say really. I'm looking for a place that will help me grow my player, so maybe some tips here and there. Of course I have an interest in being a Falcon, wouldn't be applying otherwise.

Anything you'd like us to know going into this draft?

Not really. Good luck!

Who is your Smash Bros main (if applicable)?

Little Mac.

Share your best joke or meme

Crying Jordan.

Signature courtesy of Lord Jumbo.