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Mika_Kandinsky · 10-28-2020, 12:19 PM

At the Toronto Halloween party there were at least 3 of us dressed up as various emperors throughout history. This is of course a poke of fun at ML who insists that he is the God Emperor of the team. So we had Carpy dressed up as Julius Caesar, Squally was dressed as Emperor Augustus, and Ursin was dressed up as Marcus Aurelius. It was pretty funny to see the emperor theme going all out at the party. Mika dressed up as a very old man. Honkers came as a giant goose which was very fitting. The party was a pretty big rager and the team was in high spirits coming off a pretty decent season for Toronto. At one point Dex decided he wanted to try stuffing as many tootsie rolls into his mouth as he could fit. Surprisingly he fit about 78 in there before spitting it all out. There was a pretty funny moment where Rich broke a tooth trying to eat a jawbreaker. The chirps were flowing about him never getting injured on the ice, but loses a tooth eating Halloween candy. All in all it was a good time and a good bonding experience for the team after a pretty decent season.

BarnabasCollins · 10-28-2020, 12:43 PM

The Calgary Dragons usually host a Halloween party at the big parm for all the local kids. They always have a blast where Parmborg dresses up like some Star Trekish version of a parm sammich and Kata Vilde breaks out his dad's old Macho Man outfit and drops alot of oh yeaaaahhhhhssss. Due to covid this year unfortunately the party had to be cancelled. The Dragons decided to get together to pool some money and make candy bags for the kids that they could pick up safely outside the stadium. Joseph Weston was in charge of buying all the candy and he came back with an entire back of a pickup full of candy and treats. Then came the fun part, he had to browbeat everyone into bagging all that shit up. There was quite alot of grumbling but since it was for the kids the team all pitched in. The funniest part was when rookie goalie Cale Admunsen challenged the Parmborg to a candy eating contest to see who could eat the most bags in 10 minutes. There was some strategy involved as of course Parmborg went for all the chocolate but Admundsen decided to go for the licorice and fruit based candies. Parmborg was off like a madman, face covered in chocolate but after about 3 bags the chocolate definitely had a green tinge to the face underneath it. Admundsen was stready mowing down the licorice and was only about a half bag behind with a couple minutes to go. Next thing we knew Parmborg made a run for the garbage can and started heaving his guts out. Young Admunsen kept his steady pace up and was able to best the Borg by about 1/4 of a bag. The kids all loved their treats and a good time was had by the team giving Parmborg grief about being beaten by a rook.

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Julio Tokolosh · 10-28-2020, 02:13 PM

The halloween party in Edmonton was its normal rager. Lots of booze and no political costumes. Julio dressed as the grumpy old neighbor that hoses kids down when they walk on his lawn/egg his house. (unofficial) captain Jean Pierre Boivin hosted the party, so Julio plugged his hose into the front door hose bib and then dragged it inside in order to host his own wet t-shirt contest and spray people who double-dipped or didn't use coasters.

Tanner dressed as Blake Lively, Tony Pepperoni dressed as Penis DeMilo (if you've seen the sketch, you know), and Jon Forty-One dressed up as John Wick. Everyone else dressed as Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn [I wrote this a few days ago, but didnt hit submit yet, but I hear that "Hubie Halloween" on Netflix makes the same joke].

A few of the team legends (Rockefeller, Cuddles, Tuck, Tuck, Knouse, McIntyre) stopped by the super spreader event for a little, as well. They were dressed like gigolos [first time i've ever written that word] with different ways to get TPE decorating their outfits.

Z0REM · 10-28-2020, 03:28 PM

The Rage are taking it pretty chill this year. For Halloween they decided to get all together and dress up like Luke Thomason. Luke who has been a driving part of the team can be a little full of himself sometimes even when he is trying to go out there to assist Ola. So the team analyzed what he normally wears and everyone became some version of Luke. I think the best costume actually ended up going to Ola who dressed up as a hockey puck going into a net. I think he was a little salty and we could all tell, but still awarded him that best costume of the year. Otherwise there was a lot of make Luke drink this and eat that. And then we lost Luke. It was not a pretty night. So we spent a lot of the early morning hours looking for him only to find him sleeping on our bench. We were all so impressed by his dedication to the game that we almost did not take embarrassing photos of him.... almost.

Credit to Vulfzilla for the awesome render pic

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