The S57 All-Hits All-The Time Team

RD Luc-Pierre Lespineau-Lebr with a league leading 207 hits
LD DeMaricus Smyth getting moved over because he has too many HPM (hits per minute) to not make this team
LW Zakkira Diporov as the best hitter we have amongst forwards, the only above 100
RW Jakub Bruchevski as the most hits at RW, nobody so impressive behind Diporov at LW to challenge Jakub
C Andreas Kvalheim as the most hits at C, same story as Jakub at RW
G White Goodman because he's the only player in the SHL with "hit" somewhere in his name