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I Got 16 Extra Games And Couldn't Break the SMJHL Scoring Record AMA
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(This post was last modified: 01-17-2021, 12:03 AM by ztevans.)

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For at least one more season, Jagger Fouquette's record of 72 points in a season in the SMJHL stands.  While Zdenko Beranek did lead the SMJHL in scoring with 71 points, he was unable to eclipse a mark over 66 games Fouquette set in a 50-game season.

Roast me, or AMA, as we embark on the postseason.

cc: @Waters

slothfacekilla Wrote:
did you think you were going to break it

Probably FHM ignorance on my part, but I assumed several players would easily break the record with 16 games played, and whoever led the league in scoring this season would be the new record holder. NOPE!

siddhus Wrote:
Which of your teammates do you blame for stealing your goals.

I mean, if I had to pick one, probably Boris because he both scored goals AND created plenty of penalties for us to kill. But then he'd kill me.

.bojo Wrote:
How’s it feel to suck

Not as bad as knowing there won't be any Charlotte Checkers games this season, but pretty bad.

Matteo Wrote:
Petition to play games until you beat the record

I'd sign off on this, not to break the record, but to have games to play until the postseason starts.

JKortesi81 Wrote:
Does this mean you'll be retiring or just going IA?

Going inactive is temporary. Being an asshole is forever. I win!

Zoone16 Wrote:
Congratulations on beating my single season goals record. The 16 extra games helped you get that one at least! Tongue

Are you going up next season?

Good. Hecc Alex Light.

As of the last time the subject was brought up, the plan is for me to spend four seasons in QCC, which means one more to go after this one.

DELIRIVM Wrote:
I appreciated your attempt though.

It's always good to feel appreciated.

trella Wrote:
@Waters best to eva do it

But of course.

DELIRIVM Wrote:
When you have 25 SMJHL players it's bound to happen.

Says this as someone with 5 players through the SMJHL himself.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.

Pythonic Wrote:
tfw i probably would have beat the record if fhm didn't fuck me

If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, we'd have Christmas all year long and Waters would still have the scoring record.

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did you think you were going to break it
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01-06-2021, 10:38 PMslothfacekilla Wrote: did you think you were going to break it

Probably FHM ignorance on my part, but I assumed several players would easily break the record with 16 games played, and whoever led the league in scoring this season would be the new record holder. NOPE!

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No questions but I'm still proud of you

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Which of your teammates do you blame for stealing your goals.

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How’s it feel to suck

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01-06-2021, 10:50 PMsiddhus Wrote: Which of your teammates do you blame for stealing your goals.

I mean, if I had to pick one, probably Boris because he both scored goals AND created plenty of penalties for us to kill. But then he'd kill me.

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01-06-2021, 11:08 PM.bojo Wrote: How’s it feel to suck

Not as bad as knowing there won't be any Charlotte Checkers games this season, but pretty bad.

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Petition to play games until you beat the record

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01-07-2021, 12:00 AMMatteo Wrote: Petition to play games until you beat the record

I'd sign off on this, not to break the record, but to have games to play until the postseason starts.

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Does this mean you'll be retiring or just going IA?

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01-07-2021, 10:44 AMJKortesi81 Wrote: Does this mean you'll be retiring or just going IA?

Going inactive is temporary. Being an asshole is forever. I win!

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Congratulations on beating my single season goals record. The 16 extra games helped you get that one at least! Tongue

Are you going up next season?

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I appreciated your attempt though.

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01-08-2021, 09:14 AMZoone16 Wrote: Congratulations on beating my single season goals record. The 16 extra games helped you get that one at least! Tongue

Are you going up next season?

Good. Hecc Alex Light.

As of the last time the subject was brought up, the plan is for me to spend four seasons in QCC, which means one more to go after this one.

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