Alimony Tony Laces Up His Skates
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ShnarlyDude
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If there is one thing Tony "Alimony Tony" Jacquironi is known for it is his love of paying alimony. He's been married seven times and loves to pay alimony to all his ex-wives. He pays each of his former wives $12,000.00 a month for a total of $84,000.00 per month but that's alright because Alimony Tony is very wealthy. His current net worth is estimated at 2 Trillion dollars due to the fact that his mother invented gaseous paper. Even if his ex-wife decides to remarry he still insists on paying them alimony only so they can continue to live the lifestyle that they've grown accustomed to when married to Alimony Tony.
After pursuing a gig as a content creator on YouTube writing parody songs on his channel Weird Alimony Tony, even though he prefers the name Weirdamony Alimony Tony. After seeing that his all his videos only had 8 views, those views being him and his seven exes, he decided to shut down his YouTube channel. Alimony Tony decided to return to the first love of his love... the rink. He laced up his old skates and took to the ice. He hadn't felt this happy in years. Well, this happy outside of cutting his alimony checks. Alimony Tony has decided to pursue a professional career and has entered his name into the SMJHL draft. Hopefully this time the love sticks around forever.
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