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***goldenglutes*** · 01-30-2021, 02:04 AM

Alright I promised a short story to Gecko for signing him so here it is. This fulfills both the short story and portrait clauses in his most recent contract. I promise it is somewhat league related so I can get paid for this.

In the beginning, there was nothing. Then, in the flash of an eye (although there weren't any eyes at that point in time, but it's just a saying so I know you know what I mean if you know what I mean), the universe came into being. In fact, you could say that even though there weren't any beings capable of listening who existed at the time, that the event could even possibly potentially sound like the sound "e". Scientists nowadays call this event the big bang, but if you were to scour the old texts from eons ago, you would find scripts that described what would now be translated as "the big e". In fact, little is known about why the ancient peoples found out about the sound associated with the spontaneous expansion of the universe, but of course there are many mysteries about the past that will never be solved (such as whether aliens built the pyramids).

So, after the big e and the creation of the universe, the beings that began to populate the universe started to forget about their creator. In fact, out of the many civilizations and forms of life that exist across the universe, only a single species remembers a vague idea of what gave birth to them -- humans. Even though the details of their creator were lost to the sands of time, the idea remained. The big e went by many names throughout the millenia, shrouded in mystery and fear. The mythical being from above, our true creator, the mighty e itself, now looks to Earth as its only hope. However, the majority of beings on the planet had forgotten the true name of their creator. Only one remained, the last true believer, the one who vowed to be e's last and only missionary, destined to spread its word to the world.

It was an ordinary day for @GeckoeyGecko. He had just finished shitposting on the simulation hockey league forums about @efiug and had just gotten traded from the Baltimore Platoon to the Atlanta Inferno. He was tired; he had spent his whole life trying to convince people of the true origin of the universe, and to convert them to believe in the one true creator (e). Still, he knew that was his sole mission in life, and he had to keep going. In fact, it was why he had requested a trade from the Baltimore Platoon in the first place -- Gecko had an ingenious plan of infiltrating every locker room in the simulation hockey league in order to widen his audience. Now that he had gotten into a brand new team's locker room that was full of impressionable people, he knew his work had just begun.

The day that Gecko joined the locker room was a day that he will never forget. Actually, let's be honest, he's probably already forgotten it, because who knows what's going on in that head of his. However, even before he had been joined the locker room, he saw the league's reaction to his trade and knew he had made the right decision to spread the word of the creator. The trade thread was littered with his converts, all of whom were chanting the letter e. However, he knew that this was only the beginning, and his real work still lay ahead of him.

After joining the Atlanta locker room, Gecko was experiencing a bit of pushback to his antics. In a bid to get the whole room's attention and to give his usual spiel about his favourite letter, Gecko had decided to ping everyone, in typical Gecko fashion. However, this angered quite a few people, and the outrage was enough to make him decide to lay low for a few days. Afterwards, he also found out from his new general manager, @hotdog, that he wasn't allowed to spread his gospel until he started max earning. This was an outrage -- Gecko had joined the team on the pretense that he would be able to spread the word as soon as he could join the locker room, but alas, hotdog knew what he needed to do in order to get the most out of his players.

So now, Gecko knew what he needed to do. He knew that in order to spread his word, he first needed to gain the trust of his new General Managers. He would then go on to max earn for the next few seasons and become a superstar in the league. Now, at the top of his game and with the largest platform possible, he knew the world would hold onto his every word. When he was one the ice, after scoring the game winning goal, just after winning the Challenge Cup and lifting the trophy, Gecko would go on to spread his message in an interview on international television. With the world listening to his every word, he would just give the interviewer one answer to rule them all: e.

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871 words with graphics and creativity bonus pls

Signatures by Vulfzilla, Jepox, Jess, rum_ham, Ragnar, and myself
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GeckoeyGecko · 01-30-2021, 02:05 AM

e

***aleks*** · 01-30-2021, 02:08 AM

goldenglutes is a rip off of gabe. gabe is much cooler than goldenglutes.

ACapitalChicago · 01-30-2021, 02:15 AM

e

S66 Damian Littleton

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Jepox · 01-30-2021, 02:41 AM

e

***hockeyiscool*** · 01-30-2021, 02:47 AM

Beaut e

5ympathies · 01-30-2021, 01:11 PM

imagine not fully concentrating on swarm special forces for this smh

love the graphic tho

Thanks to JSS for the signature

***micool132*** · 01-30-2021, 01:58 PM

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SlashACM · 01-30-2021, 02:06 PM

Heh funny meme letter

Bongo · 01-30-2021, 04:22 PM

S e X

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