Not gonna mention ppl because I would leave some people out and honestly I probably will anyway. I'll start with atlanta and the locker room for putting up with me for all this time, special shoutout to hotdog for tolerating my stupid random requests for stuff. I know I'm not always the bestest person to be around with at times and I hope I am at least tolerable. Speaking of putting up with me, I'd like to thank Jay for giving me the opportunity to be co of russia and letting me run wild so I can slowly sieze all power for myself and become a brutal autocrat  contribute to the team and make them overall better. I'd also like to thank team russia as a whole for sticking around through the dark times and the worst part of the rebuild. I think it's pretty telling that we haven't had a transfer out in a while and I wanna thank you for your confidence in our vision for the future of the team. I knw I can be very my way or the highway so thanks for tolerating my stubbornness.

(this alone is over 150 words frig off)

BONUS BECAUSE I WANNA KEEP THE THEME GOING

The Book of PTs Chapter 3

1 A certain man from Quebec, Simon, was passing by on his way in from the country, and they forced him to carry the cross. 2 They brought Samat to the place called Golgotha (which means “the place of the skull”). 3 Then they offered him wine mixed with myrrh, but he did not take it. 4 And they crucified him. Dividing up his equipment, they cast lots to see what each would get.
5 It was nine in the morning when they crucified him. 6 The written notice of the charge against him read: the king of the goalies.
7 They crucified two players with him, one on his right and one on his left. 8 Those who passed by hurled insults at him, shaking their heads and saying, “So! You who are going to win the cup and the McBride in three days, 9 come down from the cross and save yourself!” 10 In the same way the General Managers and the Coaches mocked him among themselves. “He saved shots,” they said, “but he can’t save himself! 11 Let this Messiah, this king of Atlanta, come down now from the cross, that we may see and believe.” Those crucified with him also heaped insults on him.