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***JKortesi81*** · 07-16-2021, 02:18 PM

The New Orleans Specters, fresh off their amazing and heroic 4-1 win against Hamilton, have come to terms on the following extensions with a Haunted Hayride full of players:

Vlastislav Malik Specters

S61: $4,000,000
S62: $4,000,000

We sign the absolute beauty that is @leafs1997 to an 2 year, $8M extension. The Rookie of the Year candidate has 12 goals and 15 assists in his first season in the SHL, and was named the Official Better Alternate Captain over @Pythonic in a totally non-biased Twitter poll.

Nikolaj Boyle Specters

S61: $3,000,000*
S62: $3,000,000*
S63: $3,000,000*

Another fantastic rookie for the Specters, Boyle has put up 8 goals and 17 assists in his rookie campaign. @zaynzk has been a wonderful leader in the locker room. The asterisk (*) is a limited No Trade Clause that very clearly states he can not be traded to a team that has "Professional Stinkster" @inverted on it.

Ole Olson

S61: $3,000,000
S62: $3,000,000
S63: $3,000,000

Oleeeee Ole' Ole' Oleeeee'! Oleeeeeee' Oleeeeee! The would be future #1 defenseman of New Orleans if @Huck24 was human, @Amidships has agreed to a 3 year, $9 Million extension with no frills. Another rookie this year, Olson has racked up 3 goals and 16 assists this year. He's also racked up 112 shot blocks and 64 hits, both of which are basically half of Odelein's totals. He's going to be a future Bojo winner.

Friedensreich Hundertwasser Scarecrows

S61: $3,000,000
S62: $3,000,000
S63: $3,000,000

Our future Rookie of the Year candidate for Season 61, @Asked Madden has agreed to a 3 year, $9 million contract extension as well. Playing in St. Louis this season, Hundertwasser has 12 goals and 12 assists so far this season. We're very excited to see what he's going to do with the big club next season!

Connor Hutton Specters

S61: $4,000,000 (HTD)
S62: $4,000,000 (HTD)
S63: $4,000,000 (HTD)

This bum defenseman we drafted in S55 has been a decent pylon for us on the ice during our rebuild. Luckily his strength in the front office is in scouting, where we can hopefully find a replacement for himself. Just kidding, I love @overdoo and Hutton was totally worth the early call up. <3

There's a few more on the way too! Just wanted to get some of these posted!

The future of New Orleans looks BRIGHT.

LETS GET SPOOKY!