@Keygan has got to be the brains. He has done a great job keeping us   good.
I've got to be the getaway driver. I'm just too fast and shifty. My defense is also much improved this season. My offense... not so much, so getaway driver sounds right.
@boom will be the brawn. Back in his STHS days he was known for throwing hits. I'm sure he can still do it.
@Gwdjohnson will be our scapegoat. If/when we get caught, he'll take the fall for us. Works out well, since he sucks anyway.