I would imagine the person I would most likely infiltrate would be @roastpuff simply because of the history we have together over a couple different franchises.  I would ultimately ask him a variety of questions ranging from things like the traditional "Is a hot dog, a sandwich?" to the completely ridiculous "Who would win in a fight:  Maple syrup or a maple leaf?"  I would, of course, despite his player Magnus' home country affiliation do this dressed up as a northern trapper complete with the hat and plaid shirt.  It would be hot as hell in the sunny Tampa weather but the entire point of it would be to make him laugh and take him off his press conference game.  I would imagine he might play along with it for a short period of time but possibly become annoyed with it the further and further I press the questions. I would ultimately wrap up my questions by tossing a biscuit at him because...why not?