Alex Kidd: Let me first of all start off by clearing a big misconception that a lot of you guys have on my thoughts about the Simulation Hockey League. A lot of you think that, based on my words and actions that I have taken to the press about Jay Why and his cronies that I don't respect the Simulation Hockey League or their players. That I don't think much of their playing abilities or about them personally. And to be completely honest? For the most part, your assumptions would be correct! However, there is one player where those assumptions couldn't be further from the truth. That player I praise so highly would have to be Jon Forty One. Jon Forty One has proven time and time again that he is indeed a mainstay player, that he is an all star guy. That he is a guy who both hockey players and fans alike will remember forever. Now, there is a lot of talk in professional hockey as of late about who is the best hockey player in the world? Either it be in the Simulation Hockey League or the Virtual Hockey League. There are claims from every hockey player, coach and sim league that they are the best in the world. But there is one guy who never ever mentions it and that's you Jon Forty One. You never come out and talk about how you feel you're the best in the world. And you my friend have done such a great job at keeping your secret from everyone else. Because I know deep down that you are the best in the world, because I, Alex Kidd have you all figured out. Ladies and gentlemen, I am saying it right now loud and clear, Jon Forty One is the best in the world and I will tell you exactly why

Jon Forty One has a very very special gift. Jon Forty One has the ability to beat his opponents in one on one situations before they even enter the rink with him. Jon Forty One, you make claims, you speak big game, you make demands and you make huge promises about how you are going to kill your opponents, how you are going to devour your opponents, how you are going to destroy your opponents. You are going to put them through the worst beating of their entire life when they step in that hockey rink with you. And Jon Forty one? When people show up to a hockey game and they see that they have to face off against you? They are instantly afraid and they are instantly terrified. That is why when you skate over to a hockey rink, you already automatically have the advantage and you have been able to put on the very worst beatings that a hockey player could give his opponent in the hockey rink, But unfortunately for you Jon Forty One, I already have you all figured out. Because everybody has come up to me personally, or sent me tweets or instagram messages, or whatever it is. And they say Alex, aren't you terrified? What if you ever go up to the majors and you have to face Jon Forty One? What if Jon Forty One...kills you! Now, listen Jon, I know that you are physically not afraid of me. In fact, I feel that you think you could very easily destroy me. But you Jon Forty One decided to slander me on social media calling me smelly because you, just like the rest of this garbage league are afraid of what Alex Kidd could become. Jon Forty One, let's get completely real for a quick minute here. I am everything that you wish you were. I am good looking, I am very very athletic and you know without a shadow of a doubt that I will make millions and millions of dollars, taking your ass out and taking your spot on the Baltimore Platoon if I really wanted to, and if I did decide to do that? There would be nothing that you could ever do to stop me. You know in your heart of hearts, if you even have one that you will never ever, amount to anything close to what Alex Kidd will ever amount to. So Jon, when you shit talk me on social media behind my back.... Are you more afraid of losing your spot to the Mexico City Playboy or are you more afraid of losing your spot to something you will never ever be. So I suggest you keep your mouth shut Jon, otherwise when Alex Kidd gets his first ever major league contract? You might just endure a career ending injury at the hands of Alex Kidd

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I may never recover from this toxic and hate filled media. Why would a member of the community, nay, a pillar of this community like @pauadrian attack me like this...I may never know.

You now live rent free in my head.

Proud S67 - S69 Colorado Raptors Captain 
S57 Forward of the Season Award winner 
S79 Goalie of the Season Award winner in WJC

Now I am free <3