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S65 mPT #2: Slang

The newest hockey slang is when a player scores the game winning goal in overtime, they call the player the Glizzy bear. That’s all!

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A Knocky-Outy. Goalie slang for when you play so terrible that you get knocked out of the game. Example, "last time we played Chicago I had a knocky-outy and watched the rest of the game from the bench."

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Nashjam is our way to celebrate our goals here in Atlanta Inferno. We're huge fan of him. He is wonderful boy, definitely want us win a games.

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There is a new bit of hockey slang circling the Minnesota Locker Room these days. After watching some of the young defenders slam into opponents, players started calling a big hit Balsa Bashing. The term came after a hitting dummy was made out of the wrong wood(Balsa) and it exploded upon taking it's first real hit.

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Vertigo - to be a straight up wall on the ice, whether that means as a goalie saving everything that comes your way, to as a player, delivering hard hits and being stout defensively

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a "doof" - a penalty taken to cancel out your teams powerplay, also can be used to describe the player to incur such a dumb ass doof

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Trucking it - In honor of the player Outdoor Truck, trucking it is a player, who gets top minutes, but only gets mediocre point production. However, players who are trucking it mostly make it up with very solid defensive play.

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I'd probably pick out a new slang to describe the beast Shane Duffy Jr., such as the IOAT, i.e The Irishest of All Time

I propose to rename the deke to doing a herky jerky since the puck moves back and forth quickly and jerks around to trick defenders.

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I think that we gotta start expanding on lettuce. Someone put some nice beads or accessories in there hair? Got some nice carrots in their salad. A nice dye job? Just check out that dressing

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A Minor Penalty Hattrick - being penalized for slashing an opponent, holding an opponent, and tripping an opponent all in th same game. This one might actually be harder than a real hattrick










Pulling a Scoochie is when you inexplicably perform well below expectations despite being on a good run of form. Coined after Stratton's heroic J season afterwich he completely folded in the playoffs.

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Sussy: when a player sells an injury or a penalty in order to try to draw a call from the ref
Potatoing: when a team on the power play keeps passing the puck around instead of shooting the puck

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Slappy Dangler

The type of pass from behind your goalline to the guy streaking through center ice. It's usually a slap pass because why not? It's only a slappy dangler if you end up scoring off of it.

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LAP Dance - a dance done between the two goalies after a Los Angeles Panthers win, followed by a ripped off version of The Hug (ala Swayman and Ullmark of the bruins)

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