S65 mPT #4: Frozen Too
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Raven
Registered Not A Weeb Code: Your task: Explain what highly marketable frozen liquid you're going to replace all SHL ice with, and why it's better than boring old water. This season instead of using regular ass boring water the Winnipeg Aurora are setting up their game and bringing the latest fad to their rink. FROZEN LIQUID DEAAAAAAAATH. This metal as fuck sparkling water will terrify every team who has to play the game of hockey on it. [48 words] Thank you Fever, sköldpaddor and OD for the amazing sigs! Montreal Impact/Militia
Opera_Phantom
Registered Senior Member
Red wine obviously. Nothing better to fall into after getting placated against the glass than to immediately shove your face with some fantastic red wine for the pain to disappear.
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ArmTheSharks
SMJHL GM Member
I think we should absolutely replace the frozen water ice with frozen margarita mixes, specifically kiwi strawberry flavored mix. This will absolutely be a terrible idea, but imagine all the advertisement money we'd bring in!
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Eynhallow
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Accka
Registered bank4lyfe
Milk. Why milk? Because it'll be white as white can be and that's cool and you could easily make it even chocolate milk too, so when ever someone takes a bad hit the can lay on the ice for a little longer to lick it.
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JURT
All-Star Committee Posting Freak
All SHL ice is going to be replaced by apple-grape juice from a ridiculously large amount of little juice boxes, and those who say these little juice boxes are only for lunches can go to heck.
SewingWithNancy
Registered Posting Freak
The ice being skated on will no longer just be boring old H2O. No no no, not for our stars. We want something flashy, something with pizazz, something that will really get things looking grate. We will now be using CO2. Dry Ice will be taking our blades, and we will look like majestic gods floating through the clouds on the floor.
takethehorizon
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esilverm
Site Management Index Dad
Coming soon! Kraken bath water ice! Do you like your ice rinks to smell of sweat and squid? Well I have the solution for you. Kraken Bath water. It reeks just as much as it sounds. After a trial run late last march, both teams couldn't handle the stench so the game was postponed. It is great for kids too!!
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DarkCanuck29
Registered Senior Member
The SHL should replace the ice with the tears of the fans who are forced to watch the crap we serve up on the ice on a night to night basis.
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SMJHL Draft: 29OA by Kelowna Knights
SHL Draft: 18OA by Calgary Dragons
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Career Stats
***SMJHL Regular Season***
S60: GP:66 | G:6 | A:11 | P:17 | +\-: -35 | PIM:18 | H:94
S61: GP:66 | G:23 | A:33 | P:56 | +\-: 7 | PIM:20 | H:97
S62: GP:66 | G:17 | A:32 | P:49 | +\-: -5 | PIM:22 | H:94
S63: GP:66 | G:17 | A:30 | P:47 | +\-: 22 | PIM:12 | H:107
Total: GP:264 | G:63 | A:106 | P:169 | +\-: -11 | PIM:72 | H:392
***SMJHL Playoffs***
S60: GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | +\-: -6 | PIM:0 | H:14
S61: GP:8 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: -1 | PIM:0 | H:15
S62: GP:8 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: 2 | PIM:2 | H:16
S63: GP:18 | G:3 | A:9 | P:12 | +\-: -3 | PIM:5 | H:19
Total: GP:38 | G:9 | A:13 | P:22 | +\-: -8 | PIM:7 | H:64
***SHL Regular Season***
S64: GP:66| G:17 | A:10 | P:27 | +\-: -28 | PIM:29 | H:124
S65: GP:66| G:22 | A:24 | P:46 | +\-: -49 | PIM:62*(5) | H:161*(T-1)
S66: GP:66| G:25 | A:45 | P:70 | +\-: -20 | PIM:28 | H:113
S67: GP:66| G:50* (4) | A:44 | P:94 | +\-: 28 | PIM:20 | H:111
S68: GP:66| G:26 | A:47 | P:73 | +\-: 9 | PIM:36 | H:122
***SHL Playoffs***
S66: GP:5| G:2 | A:0 | P:2 | +\-: -5 | PIM:2 | H:7
S67: GP:12 | G:11 | A:6 | P:17 | +\-: 7 | PIM:2 | H:24
S68: GP:11 | G:3 | A:4 | P:7 | +\-: 2 | PIM:0 | H:15
***WJC***
S60: GP:13 | G:5 | A:0 | P:5 | +\-: 0 | PIM:2 | H:23
S61: GP:13 | G:4 | A:4 | P:8 | +\-: 0 | PIM:2 | H:19
S62: GP:14 | G:3 | A:0 | P:3 | +\-: 0 | PIM:4 | H:29
S63: GP:14 | G:9 | A:4 | P:13 | +\-: 1 | PIM:2 | H:37
Total: GP:54 | G:21| A:8 | P:29 | +\-: 1 | PIM:10 | H:108
***IIHF***
S62: GP:12 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | +\-: 0 | PIM:4 | H:7
S63: GP:13 | G:2 | A:5 | P:7 | +\-: -1 | PIM:6 | H:25
S64: GP:12 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: 0 | PIM:6 | H:19
S65: GP:12 | G:1 | A:3 | P:4 | +\-: -5 | PIM:10 | H:20
S66: GP:13 | G:3 | A:6 | P:9 | +\-: 2 | PIM:8 | H:14
S67: GP:12 | G:2 | A:5 | P:7 | +\-: -2 | PIM:2 | H:23
S68: GP:14 | G:4 | A:6 | P:10 | +\-: 5 | PIM:0 | H:33
RAmenAmen
SMJHL GM Posting Freak
In order to capitalize on this new trend, Quebec City began replacing their ice with syrup for slushie mixes, but quickly decided to change back when they realized their starting goaltender was getting distracted and making snow cones with the ice shavings in his crease.
Bfine
Registered I'm a mess in distress
Why play on water when you can play on POWERTHIRST. AN ENERGY DRINK FOR MEN. MENERGY. NATURE WILL BE LIKE SLOW DOWN AND YOULL BE LIKE FUCK YOU AND SKATE DOWN THE ICE WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS. POWERTHIRST WILL MAKE YOU AHHHHHHH HOCKEY AHHHHHHHHHH.
ZootTX
Fantasy League Manager Posting Freak
Clearly the best choice to replace any and all ice used in the SHL is with Nacho Cheese. Need some more cheese on your chips? Just hold your plate out as the Zamboni drives by!
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KaleSalad
SHL GM Beat Nash to 2k
Being that they have recently partnered with Gatorade it makes sense to replace water with Gatorade because it is better then water in every way so it should serve as a better playing surface to.
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