Chimkin Wing's day with the cup would be pretty standard, honestly.

First, after an all night bender and sexual intercourse marathon with @Zombiewolf, Chimkin Wing would take the cup back to his native country of Serbia.

Upon landing, he would go straight to the coal mines and show his father the cup. His dad has always wanted to see it, but working day shift in a mine and working night shift in another mine makes it impossible to even watch hockey on TV.

Then he would take it to his mother's job - a third coal mine and show it to her while she was leaving on her way to her second job - a fourth coal mine.

Then Chimkin Wing would take the Challenge Cup to his old school - Eagle's Claw Elementary, which is a hut located between a fifth coal mine and a sixth coal mine. He'd show the children and they would all celebrate.

He'd end the day like he ends every day - by doing way too many whipits and passing out in a dumpster behind a Waffle House.