Player prompt-
I’m not much of a social media person. So much to that fact I doubt the team would put anything online in my hands. Our locker room is plenty full of edge masters and meme lords, they don’t need my help. If they were to ask for my help, I would say yes. Not sure what I would do. Could probably get away with just doing interviews with the kekkonen brothers. Those idiots are sure to give stupid answers to even the most mundane questions. Beanman just wants to talk about beans and chimkin wing just wants to talk about chicken. The locker room is like a thirty year old episode of Howard stern. Just social rejects and the such hanging around. Taking up space. Or I could just do dance trends and look like a fucking idiot. Fuck it. Buffalo only fans. Just hockey and butt holes. Only $4.99 a month. What a deal.