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***Benpachi*** · 11-12-2022, 04:49 PM

Hello all! I have decided to take a new approach to ranking draft prospect this year and I will be assigning each a Race and Class from Dungeons and Dragons. Rankings and assignments will be based on their name and position, as well as the vibe I get from their player render.

Beginning in order of TPE, here we go:

John Hopoate: easy peasy. Halfling Barbarian. The name sells it, and having Brad Marchand as your render means he will 100% be both tiny and vicious.

Billy Herrington: Human Paladin. Not your average paladin, but likekly belonging to an extremely sexy cult. Paladin for the rippling muscles and boy-scout clean cut good looks. Yowza!

Jølngüštrâädüvich DuBølk: Dwarven Fighter. Barely pronounceable name, defender: it screams heavily armoured tank to me.

Mr. Gray T. White: a shark, obviously. Druid, for the shapeshifting ability to give himself sharky limbs to play hockey with.

Tiberius Kane: Tiefling Blackguard. Mischief, evil vibes, and broad enough shoulders to carry spiky armour and a smashy halberd. These are getting tougher.

Kelly O'Neill: not much to go off of here, so Human Fighter. Blandest choice perhaps but hey, *shrug emoji*

Bender Junior: Warforged Monk (Way of the Drunken Master): a robot who enjoys a drink, this is also a match made in heaven for a hockey player.

Mushu the Dragon: Kobold Sorcerer. Could have gone with Dragonborn but frankly he's just too damn tiny and cute.

Walter Ulrich: Aasimar Figher. Tall and beautiful (and sehr German!). The Hammer of Deutschland is a dangerous as he is beautiful.

Ray Alexander: another faceless create, but given the height and the name we'll go with High Elf Wizard.

Edouard Tremblay-Lafleur: Gnome Fighter. Yes, the massive player size doesn't line up with this one, but look at a picture of Guy Lapointe and tell me he doesnt look like a dangerously socipoathic garden gnome.

Antoine Beauregard: Firbolg Barbarian. A hulking tank of a dude with Ryan Reeves as a render. Guaranteed to be a bruiser and a bit of a maniac.

Walt 'Clyde' Frazier: Drow Wizard. The high brow, suspicious squint, long ears and slick moves make this one obvious. Caveat: strength is NOT this wizards dump stat, this spell-boi jacked AF.

Hugh Manius: Orc Fighter (Unarmed Specialist): the name says it all, and Ox Baker was an absolute unit of a dude. The eyebrows, love of violence and juicy delts make this one easy.

Trevor Warner: faceless, so let's have some fun and say Changeling Rogue. Know nothing about him? Good, that's the way he wants it.

Noah Charlevoix: Wood Elf Ranger. Something about his render, Fucale, just screams Elf to me. Seems like a guy who knows a thing or two about a thing or two. This one could also be a Barbarian, or a Warlock, since goalies are simply a different breed of weird.

Gritty McGritterson: human warlock. A mere mortal has sold their soul to Gritty, one of the newest dark gods of the hockey pantheon.

4 Chainz: Half-Orc Bard. The hulking build and musical stylings of 4 Chainz are ready to rock the SHL. Stay tuned.

Peter Sandstrom: Half-Elf Druid. The boyish charm and striking good looks of Alex Wennberg make this one obvious as well. And his last name sounds like Sandstorm so my head immediately jumped to an Earth-Magic heavy caster.

Johnny Wagner-Svenson: Dwarf Ranger. The hulking bulk of Mr. Allen, and the long-range precision of a QB make this one also obvious.

Agree with my choices? disagree? I CARE NOT! Argue with me below, or don't.

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21-40 coming soon???

***Anthique*** · 11-12-2022, 07:16 PM

Who's the most likely to do a critical hit and kill on the first hit?

***Benpachi*** · 11-13-2022, 01:45 PM

11-12-2022, 07:16 PMAnthique Wrote: Who's the most likely to do a critical hit and kill on the first hit?

Johnny Wagner-Svenson. Long range shot with a heavy crossbow turns an unsuspecting goblin scout into chunky mustard

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