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spidey · 03-16-2023, 01:07 PM

Here we are days away from the draft! Players are getting excited as they dream of where they will go. They are playing games with fellow draftees, getting to know more about the league and history of teams. During interviews they are presenting their best selves to show how good of a prospect they could be.

General Managers are busy conducting interviews, looking into prospects history and how they might fit within their team and with present as well as future needs and plans. Every General Manager knows just because a player is well known, it doesn’t mean they are the best fit and new players can be better than those who have a history within the league.

Knowing all of this we find one prospect marching to the beat of his own drum. Logan Webb, has been preparing for the draft for weeks now but he claims he has been preparing for this for a long time. Webb has an…unusual way to prepare for the combine.

When it came time for the Grip Strength Test, Logan’s results were through the roof. Very few grown adults reached the level of his grip strength…in his right hand.

“Well I have been focused on training for the SHL since I was young. I really haven’t had a girlfriend and you know, you got to do what you got to do. Needless to say I have been working out my grip strength for a long time now. It has become so strong that I can crack a coconut with my right hand!”

That being said his left hand is just ordinary.

Bench Press Max Power was the top velocity in his class! For those that don’t know it is 50 percent of the participants weight lifted as quick as possible for 3 reps. They measure the velocity of the bar. Webb once again credits an unusual exercise to this success.

“When we are bored my friends and I play a game, we go to a farm and lie under an electric fence and push it up until we can break the cable to cut off the circuit stopping the electricity. Trust me after a few times you learn how to push as hard as you can as fast as you can, this was nothing”

That’s what you do for fun…

Standing Long Jump and The Vertical Jump were next, and he did poorly on it, which was a bit of a surprise as he scored well in other leg tests during the combine. Webb of course had his own reasoning on why he struggled in this event.

“Must have been my big c**k holding me down” he says with a shrug and a wink.

We are not buying it. As moments later while goofing around he managed to dunk a basketball on a ten-foot net, while hanging by the hoop a fellow hopeful draftee pulled down his shorts to reveal a below average sized…well you know what.

Pull Ups were the last Strength Test in the Combine and Logan Webb did not disappoint crushing this test once again. His reason just as good as all the rest, I suppose.

“Fighting bears and wolves during the off-season. Papa Webb always said if you want to get stronger you need to fight wolves. I took it to the next level and took on some bears. Only brown bears, not Grizzlies that would be stupid and do I look stupid to you?”

Well if the glove fits

Webb continued to ace other events time and again, and each one he credited to unusual training no one in their right mind would ever do or think of.

“Swimming with the Sharks, no cage, with chum wrapped to your body.”
“Taking on Everest, that’s right I fought the mountain, karate kicks, punches, but finally put it in a headlock and it submitted. I think that makes me the King of the mountain.”
“Have you ever had a Cleveland Steamer and a Dirty Sanchez at the same time, no? Really helps with focus.”

Everything was going well with the young prospect and his combine until he game to psychological testing, and with that he received the lowest score in the entire draft.

“This is bullshit! They asked what I was most proud of, and you show them one c**k push up and they claim you are crazy, not marveled by the effort you needed to do to pull off something like this, the balance to needed to stay on one point, the amount of work needed to build up the strength for such a feat!”

As a note, most players would say the day they scored 5 goals in a game, winning a championship, being leader in and out of the locker room. Something to that effect, but not Logan, no not him at all.

Needless to say, this prospect could end up anywhere in the coming draft, we wish all participants the best of luck as they prepare for a new exciting chapter in their career.

***Anthique*** · 03-16-2023, 02:41 PM

I would have been proud if someone put a stunt like this in front of me!

10\10 would draft

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