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*Jayba1t* · 04-17-2023, 02:53 PM

With the end of the regular season in sight we all have our opinions on who should make the All Star Game rosters. Therefore we would like you to present us with your S69 All-*something* Team.

*The something can be anything you want - a team of the best animal themed players in the league, a team of the best names in the league, a team of the hottest players in the league, a team of the oldest geezers in the league, etc.*

You must list 6 players and explain the theme of your team.

You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.

Only S70 SMJHL Rookies (S71 SHL Draftees) are eligible for this PT.

Do not claim this TPE until a post is made in the claim thread.

Deadline: Sunday, April 23rd @ 11:59pm PST

ElMerchanto · 04-17-2023, 02:57 PM

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Bayley · 04-17-2023, 03:02 PM

My team is THE ALL SCORERS TEAM!! No defense, just goals, baby. I forgot to tell you that we do not play with a goalie, we play with an extra attacker all games. No backcheck, just goals. @RenoJacksonHS

F - Bender Junior
F - Loosh O'Sullivan
F - Matiss Ozolinsh
F - Erik Bergmark

D - Jolngustraadaevinch DuBolk
D - Bellamy Blake

G - NO GOALIE

***39alaska39*** · 04-17-2023, 03:06 PM

All Defense Team

C – Sebastian Regazzoni
RW – Inactive Forever
LW – Billy Herrington
LD – Bob Wehadababyitsaboy
RD – Gnabe Dabson
G – CJ Sparks

These are the league leaders in takeaways at all the positions, plus the goalie with the top save percentage which is basically takeaways for goalies if you don't think about it too much.

Alex Winters (retired)
Matej Winters (retired)
Dominik Winters
S45 Jesster Trophy Winner
Challenge Cup Winning Goal Club: S52

.bojo · 04-17-2023, 03:10 PM

All-Delicious Team - The team that will make you salivate.

C YUM Crazy Tomato
W MET Barefoot Sugars
W QCC Lea Cranberry
D REG Boho Biscuit
D YUM Furious Chicken
G DET Swiss Cheese

cranberry was moved up from defense because cranberries are very offensive.

spidey · 04-17-2023, 03:14 PM

It hurts so good team, leaders in hits for players, shots against for goalies this season:

Right Wing: BASTIEN PRIMEAU - 178
Center: KOOL-AID MCKINSTRY - 99
Left Wing: JEFF LEWIS – 159
Right Defense: GUINNESS O'BIGBERS - 115
Left Defense: Dusty Wilson - 120
Goalie: GEORGE WALSH – 1572 SHOTS

HONORABLE MENTION TO:
KYLE LATREILLE and THOMAS LIEBOLD both right wingers with 176 hits this season

Moe7171 · 04-17-2023, 04:12 PM

This team is all goalies and one goal scorer hoping to get one goal and the goalies do goalie thinks and not let a single one in.

C - Bender Junior

LW - Asher Gibbons

RW - Tummy Hurts

D - Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewicz

D - Luka Nogoalov

G - Jeff Newman

Whikadoodle · 04-17-2023, 08:55 PM

ALL-IA SMJHL All Star Team
Players who are Inactive

F - Guinness O'Bigbers
F - Liam Logger
F - Marquise Hill
D - Andy Ceylton
D - Cal Kono
G- Bandit Heeler

*JURT* · 04-17-2023, 09:46 PM

I present the All-Goon SMJHL Team

They're all D but they can play off position, sue me

F - Ace Lightning
F - Nathan Meagher
F - John Brown
D - Pork Tenderloin
D - David Doug
G - Kai Scott

(yes even the goalie is playing off position)

FuriousChicken · 04-18-2023, 02:15 AM

Hereby I present the (according to the index) best hitter team (and a goalie to win us the games) in the SJHML.
G: C.J. Sparks - Highest save percentage
D: Ace Lightning - 127 hits
D: Dusty Wilson - 124 hits
F: Bastien Primeau - 180 hits
F: Thomas Liebold - 179 hits
F: Kyle Latreille - 178 hits

For a grand total of 788 hits so far this season this will be a great team

Matty86 · 04-18-2023, 08:19 AM

I present to you, the all disappointment team. This team consists of 6 155 TPE IA S71 players:
Center - Joebammmm Farf
Left Wing - James Supercard
Right Wing - Marko Zajc
LD - Theodore Lauzon
RD - Drew Meyer (they're actually a LW, but they're an IA 155 TPE, so what are they gonna do about it?)
Goalie - Apollo Peed

Now I'm arbi · 04-18-2023, 09:56 AM

The Maine Timber squad
Peter Tingle - this body is just amazing and doing a lot on the ice
Damien Hirano - amazing lw with hight potential
Brent Turnerson - The definition of goalkeeper with high save %
J-Roc - Amazing LD that keeps puck away from our g
Mushu The Dragon - This buddy is always there when needed
Edzus Ozolins - awesome rw and good buddy

adison · 04-18-2023, 06:17 PM

I present the All-Leaders Team

All of these players are leading the league in a category at their position.

LW - Bender Junior (Most Goals)
C - Alekss Ivanova (Most Assists)
RW - Bastien Primeau (Most Hits)
RD - Willow Soderberg-Snooks (Shots Blocked)
LD - Don Juanary (Most Fights Won)
G - George Walsh (Most Losses)

A team of leaders!

hewasajazzman · 04-19-2023, 12:26 AM

the SMJHL All Pete Team
all these players share some form of the same first name, Peter.

C- Peter Tingle Timber

LW- Petr Vrana Knights

RW- Peter Mollinek Elk

LD- Pete Aleman Knights

RD- Peter Potamus Raptors

G- Peter Lasma Armada

st4rface · 04-19-2023, 05:54 AM

I would like to introduce y'all with my All-Best-Krakens team. Let's be honest - it's the best team in an entire league, so all six players has to be from Carolina. Theme is simple - best possible line up of Carolina ''Kraken'' players. Kraken

LW - Timo Lambert (mainly center, but we have a bit better center, so he has to play in left wing)
C - Derek Martin (he has the most points between all ''Kraken'' players + he has won almost 60% of all faceoffs, so he will be a a center)
RW - Johnny Wagner-Svensson (he is our main right winger who has an accuracy of almost 18% + he has over 60 points already, so it's an easy choice.
LD - FITTED PRIMETIME99 CUDDLES (6'6 defender who wheights a ton, but is a great passer and our best defender at this moment. gotta add him here)
RD - Aumy Junior II (since my player is anyway playing most of the time as a defender, it's easy to say that he is the main defender in this line up)

G - Elias Adelberg (almost 50 games this season already, almost 89% of saves and 2 shutouts. easy choice)

There are no other starting five which would beat this squad in a seven game series. Let's be honest!

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