The SMJHL is throwing a party and your team has the privilege of being the band. 

Written: who on your team would play what instruments, what kind of music you would play, what your band would be named, and how you think the night would go.
25 words minimum!

Graphic: Create a graphic showing your player/team playing instruments or posing as a band.

You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.

Only S76 SMJHL Rookies (S77 SHL Draftees) are eligible for this PT.

Deadline: Monday, April 15th @ 11:59pm PST

Thank you hewasajazzman, Slothfacekilla, Sulo, Frenchie, and Raymond for the sigs

Westley Kirkpatrick || LD || Carolina Kraken || TPE: 348
Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S71 | CAR | 66 GP | 17 G | 35 A | 52 PTS | 75 TA | 15 GA
SMJHL Playoffs:
S71 | CAR | 9 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 PTS | 8 TA | 2 GA

If the Timber had to play as the band, I dunno who would play what, but we’d be a heavy metal band. Lots of loud drums and guitars and maybe some screaming vocals. Everyone would be shocked at the music but would probably enjoy it overall

Atlason has never been gifted musically, he'd likely be given the triangle and told if there is one ting out of place, he's bagging milk at the farm for a week.

“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. ... There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”

Ólafur Atlason| C | SMJHL Prospect | Future Edmonton Blizzard
Birthplace: Reykjavik, Iceland
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SMJHL Season Stats
S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | |
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | |
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SHL Season Stats

MiCool would be the main leader of the band on the team. MiCool would attempt to play the drums, guitar and be the vocals, all just to be a one man band.

Yuri Boyka III was known to be a phenom in music even at a young age. The instrument he will play on behalf of Nevada Battleborn is the alto saxophone. As obvious as it is, the music genre will have to be jazz. He is a one man army and thus will be conducting and playing the whole show himself. His band will hence be called the Lone Wolf. It will just be instrumentals that he will be playing but it will surely shock the audience as they will be petrified upon seeing his talent.

S77 Yuri Boyka III ||LW|| Nevada Battleborn ||Peak :261 TPE||
Name: Yuri Boyka III
Birthplace: Russia
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 230 lbs
Number: 17
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
42 OA pick in s76 SMJHL draft
S76 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 H | 0 SB
S76 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 H | 0 SB
S76 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 H | 0 SB
SHL Regular Season:
???th OA pick in s77 SHL draft
S?? |  GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- |  PPP |  PIM |  H

The St-Louis Scarecrows would be a young rock band. The type of band that plays in a garage and is not good, but you see the potential. You can see that one day, they can achieve great thing. Cake would of course be lead singer, she's very active and is the leader of the group.  We'd have Pyro on the metal guitar, everyone loves the guy even tho he's a bit immature. NRF would be on the drums. When he's present, he's fun to be around but he's not the guy that talks the most. I think I would probably be an extra guitar on the side, not a main guy, but a guy that loves the group and tries to support it. Jimmy as the band manager and Jay is his oldest son who's always there being a good friend to everyone. The name of the band? The Scarecrow Serenade

Thank you Jay for the graphic!

Not really sure who else plays instruments but Swedish Chef plays the bongos, mostly on pans instead of actual bongos. He also makes some other music in the kitchen and is sorta a one man band.

Luc Blouin || RD || Philly Forge || PEAK TPE 2011
Age: 27
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 42
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Career Stats:
S56 VAN(Jr) GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 P: 0 +/-: +2 PIM: 0 HIT: 3
S57 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 6 A: 21 P: 27 +/-: -6 PIM: 28 HIT: 37
S58 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 6 A: 24 P: 30 +/-: +30 PIM: 30 HIT: 16
S59 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 8 A: 25 P: 33 +/-: +19 PIM: 18 HIT: 52
S60 DET/VAN(Jr) GP: 66 G: 9 A: 26 P: 35 +/-: +25 PIM: 14 HIT: 46
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Transactions:
S56: Signed as a Draftee Free Agent by the Vancouver Whalers
S57: Drafted 2nd Overall by the Detroit Falcons
S58: Drafted 1st Overall by the Tampa Bay Barracuda
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Awards:
S56: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S57: WJC Silver Metal (Team Sweden)
S59: Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated SMJHL)
S59: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman SMJHL)
S59: WJC Bronze Medal (Team World)


Robert Phelps || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || Retired
Age: Old
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 52
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Career Stats:
S34 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 10 A: 22 P: 32 +/-: -17 PIM: 29 HIT: 63
S35 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 11 A: 28 P: 39 +/-: 20 PIM: 39 HIT: 76
S36 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 11 A: 26 P: 37 +/-: -3 PIM: 59 HIT: 85
S37 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 26 P: 44 +/-: -7 PIM: 29 HIT: 36
S38 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 30 P: 44 +/-: 7 PIM: 0 HIT: 17
S39 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 27 P: 45 +/-: 16 PIM: 40 HIT: 27
S40 HAM GP: 50 G: 10 A: 33 P: 43 +/-: 9 PIM: 10 HIT: 49
S41 HAM GP: 50 G: 22 A: 36 P: 58 +/-: 15 PIM: 19 HIT: 62
S42 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 28 P: 42 +/-: 8 PIM: 34 HIT: 100
S43 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 29 P: 52 +/-: 3 PIM: 50 HIT: 96
S44 HAM GP: 50 G: 16 A: 30 P: 46 +/-: -7 PIM: 14 HIT: 73
S45 HAM GP: 50 G: 21 A: 27 P: 48 +/-: 5 PIM: 24 HIT: 140
S46 HAM GP: 50 G: 21 A: 32 P: 53 +/-: 16 PIM: 33 HIT: 159
S47 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 21 P: 44 +/-: 2 PIM: 30 HIT: 114
S48 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 27 P: 45 +/-: -7 PIM: 34 HIT: 159
S49 HAM GP: 50 G: 19 A: 32 P: 51 +/-: -2 PIM: 53 HIT: 155
S50 HAM GP: 50 G: 20 A: 35 P: 55 +/-: 10 PIM: 14 HIT: 88
S51 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 37 P: 60 +/-: 13 PIM: 50 HIT: 86
S52 HAM GP: 50 G: 17 A: 32 P: 49 +/-: 18 PIM: 27 HIT: 56
S53 HAM GP: 50 G: 25 A: 37 P: 62 +/-: 37 PIM: 26 HIT: 47
S54 HAM GP: 50 G: 33 A: 32 P: 65 +/-: 35 PIM: 12 HIT: 60
S55 HAM GP: 50 G: 22 A: 21 P: 43 +/-: 25 PIM: 31 HIT: 26
S56 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 25 P: 39 +/-: 35 PIM: 4 HIT: 36
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Transactions:
S34: Drafted 1st in the SMJHL Draft by Vancouver Whalers
S34: Awarded the position of Alternate Captain for VAN
S35: Drafted 1st in the SHL Draft by Hamilton Steelhawks
S38: Awarded the position of Alternate Captain for HAM
S39: Awarded the position of Captain for HAM
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Awards:
S34: Zach Milller Trophy (Most Dedicated SMJHL)
S35: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S35: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S37: Ryan Jesster Trophy (SHL Rookie of the Year)
S37: Rookie Team All-Star
S38: IIHF Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S39: President's Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S39: IIHF Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S41: Damien Littleton Award (Most Dedicated SHL)
S42: President's Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S42: IIHF Silver Medal (Team Canada)
S50: IIHF Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S50: 2nd Team All-Star
S51: 2nd Team All-Star
S51: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S51: Challenge Cup Champion (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S53: 2nd Team All-Star
S53: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S53: Challenge Cup Champion (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S54: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S54: IIHF Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S54: 3rd Team All-Star


Teddy Phelps || Former GM || Hamilton / Vancouver / Canada
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Transactions:
S35: Hired as Adviser for the Vancouver Whalers
S35: Hired as Federation Head of Team Canada
S36: Hired as Co-GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S37: Hired as GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S40: Stepped down as Head of Team Canada
S42: Stepped down as GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S42: Hired as GM of the Hamilton Steelhawks
S45: Stepped down as GM of the Hamilton Steelhawks
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Awards:
S35: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S35: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S38: Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S39: Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S39: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S41: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S41: Mathias Chouinard Award (Top SMJHL GM)
S42: Lance Uppercut Award (Top SHL GM)

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Idk who would get what instruments, but I know I would get trumpet bc im really experienced with it and our team would probably be a jazz type band.

The Falcons are bursting at the seams with musical talent. Chairy Styles had a stint on stage rocking the vocals. With Simon Science on the theremin, there is no lack of funky music pumping through the Falcons locker room. Even the terrifying Theo Kane can sometimes be heard strumming their guitar when the mood strikes - usually after a hat trick.

I don't know who plays any intruments other than Sam Volta. Before playing hockey, Volta plays a lot of drums in a band or in an orchestra. Also, Volta does his own Eletronic Music now by producing some fire beats so the crowd can go nuts!
*also if you want to check in real life, search for VXLTA on your favourite streaming platform ;) *

 
C | S77 | Sam Volta | SDT | Canada ----------------------------------------------------------------- Height: 5'10" Weight: 165 lbs Number: 3 Birthplace: Montreal, Canada ---------------------------------------------------------------- Career Statistics SMJHL Regular Season S76 - SDT | 25 GP | 14 G | 16 A | 30 PTS | -10 +/- | 14 PIM | 64 S | 21.9 S% Total | 25 GP | 14 G | 16 A | 30 PTS | -10 +/- | 14 PIM | 64 S | 21.9 S% ----------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs S76 - NA Total | NA

Pohler Beargeron would listen to traditional polar bear music in the room. That music is composed by the dying screams of artic seal pups, which is the universal language of "dinner time" for the polar bear community.

RIP Dangel. See you on the other side, brother

It's really hard to say what type of instruments that could be played by much of the Carolina Kraken organization, but I can say for certain that LiMu Emu plays the Theremin. It is an electronic music instrument that does not require physical contact or to be held, which is good, since LiMu Emu does not have arms or opposable thumbs to hold anything with. The ability to play the Theremin has improved his wing-eye coordination.

S77 - LiMu Emu - LD - 251 TPE - Carolina



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S71 - Bob Wehadababyitsaboy - LD - Retired
Selected First overall in the S70 SMJHL draft



S60 - Stan Din'desque - Center - Retired
First overall pick in S59 SMJHL Draft (Anaheim Outlaws)
First overall pick in S60 SHL Draft (Montreal Patriotes)
Traded to Quebec City from Anaheim after S60
Named Co-GM of the Montreal Patriots S61
Named GM of the Montreal Patriots S62-S63
Traded to the Winnipeg Aurora S64



S44 - Barret McCarthy - Defenseman - Retired
S43 Four Star Cup Champion (Vancouver Whalers)
S44 Quilha Agante Award winner for best SMJHL Defenseman
S46 Ryan Jesster Award winner for Rookie of the Year
S46 Rookie All-Star
S49 Scott Stevens Award nominee
S49 Aidan Richan Award nominee
S49 2nd Team All-Star
S50 Damian Littleton Award winner for Most Dedicated Member
S52 Challenge Cup Champion
S52 3rd Team All-Star
S53 Bojo Biscuit Award Winner
S55 3rd Team All-Star



S36 Cloud McCarthy - Halifax Raiders - Retired

Being called the Battleborn and not playing heavy metal music would be considered treason, especially with the amount of headbanging rams do! The band would be called Ramsbottom and we would play a mix between whimsical folk music and heavy death metal. The 50 piece band would consist of the GMs playing a rams horn, while the other 48 instruments would be strictly cowbell, or in this case, goatbell.

69 words, nice.

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Yukon Malamutes Hall of Fame

 

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With Cornwall on the trumpet, Lopez on the saxophone, and Vent on the tuba, the whalers rookie group formed the best jazz trio in the SMJHL. Whale of a Time killed it in their debut performance at the Whalers’ rookie night, proving to all that you can be elite athletes and also give the best Jungle Boogie performance in recent memory

Rock Solid would be apart of a rock band, probably the lead singer with some killer vocals. He would be nonstop breaking things while performing.