With the end of the regular season we all have our opinions on who should make the All Star Game rosters. Therefore we would like you to present us with your S76 All-*something* Team.

*The something can be anything you want - a team of the best animal themed players in the league, a team of the best names in the league, a team of the hottest players in the league, a team of the oldest geezers in the league, etc.*

You must list 6 players and explain the theme of your team.

You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.

Only S76 SMJHL Rookies (S77 SHL Draftees) are eligible for this PT. NOT S78 DFAs

TPE will be added to the portal.

Deadline: Sunday, May 5th @ 11:59pm PST

Thank you hewasajazzman, Slothfacekilla, Sulo, Frenchie, and Raymond for the sigs

Westley Kirkpatrick || LD || Carolina Kraken || TPE: 348
Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S71 | CAR | 66 GP | 17 G | 35 A | 52 PTS | 75 TA | 15 GA
SMJHL Playoffs:
S71 | CAR | 9 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 PTS | 8 TA | 2 GA

It's S76, but okay <3

The season 76 SMJHL All-Bust team will be comprised of all the has-beens that have not lived up to the very low bar that has been set for them in the J. The first star selected and the captain of the All-Bust team will be none other than Jeyeff Effo.

Edmonton Blizzard Co-GM

Yukon Malamutes Hall of Fame

 

Trading Cards - Trade me your Granny Panpans!

Granny Panpan Count: 258

The theme of my team is the All-Biscuits team. It is necessary to like biscuits to make the list.

C Shadow Fenix
RW Leonard Wood
RD Oranj Konhe
C Charlie Slurpe
LW Baron Samedi
LD Hashbrown O'Fink

Presenting the All-Food Team for S76!

LW Cracker Pizza
C Swedish Chef
RW Mac Griddle
LD Sabage Cabage
RD The Cod Father
G Charlie Slurpe

Luc Blouin || RD || Philly Forge || PEAK TPE 2011
Age: 27
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 42
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Career Stats:
S56 VAN(Jr) GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 P: 0 +/-: +2 PIM: 0 HIT: 3
S57 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 6 A: 21 P: 27 +/-: -6 PIM: 28 HIT: 37
S58 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 6 A: 24 P: 30 +/-: +30 PIM: 30 HIT: 16
S59 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 8 A: 25 P: 33 +/-: +19 PIM: 18 HIT: 52
S60 DET/VAN(Jr) GP: 66 G: 9 A: 26 P: 35 +/-: +25 PIM: 14 HIT: 46
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Transactions:
S56: Signed as a Draftee Free Agent by the Vancouver Whalers
S57: Drafted 2nd Overall by the Detroit Falcons
S58: Drafted 1st Overall by the Tampa Bay Barracuda
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Awards:
S56: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S57: WJC Silver Metal (Team Sweden)
S59: Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated SMJHL)
S59: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman SMJHL)
S59: WJC Bronze Medal (Team World)


Robert Phelps || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || Retired
Age: Old
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 52
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Career Stats:
S34 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 10 A: 22 P: 32 +/-: -17 PIM: 29 HIT: 63
S35 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 11 A: 28 P: 39 +/-: 20 PIM: 39 HIT: 76
S36 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 11 A: 26 P: 37 +/-: -3 PIM: 59 HIT: 85
S37 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 26 P: 44 +/-: -7 PIM: 29 HIT: 36
S38 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 30 P: 44 +/-: 7 PIM: 0 HIT: 17
S39 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 27 P: 45 +/-: 16 PIM: 40 HIT: 27
S40 HAM GP: 50 G: 10 A: 33 P: 43 +/-: 9 PIM: 10 HIT: 49
S41 HAM GP: 50 G: 22 A: 36 P: 58 +/-: 15 PIM: 19 HIT: 62
S42 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 28 P: 42 +/-: 8 PIM: 34 HIT: 100
S43 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 29 P: 52 +/-: 3 PIM: 50 HIT: 96
S44 HAM GP: 50 G: 16 A: 30 P: 46 +/-: -7 PIM: 14 HIT: 73
S45 HAM GP: 50 G: 21 A: 27 P: 48 +/-: 5 PIM: 24 HIT: 140
S46 HAM GP: 50 G: 21 A: 32 P: 53 +/-: 16 PIM: 33 HIT: 159
S47 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 21 P: 44 +/-: 2 PIM: 30 HIT: 114
S48 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 27 P: 45 +/-: -7 PIM: 34 HIT: 159
S49 HAM GP: 50 G: 19 A: 32 P: 51 +/-: -2 PIM: 53 HIT: 155
S50 HAM GP: 50 G: 20 A: 35 P: 55 +/-: 10 PIM: 14 HIT: 88
S51 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 37 P: 60 +/-: 13 PIM: 50 HIT: 86
S52 HAM GP: 50 G: 17 A: 32 P: 49 +/-: 18 PIM: 27 HIT: 56
S53 HAM GP: 50 G: 25 A: 37 P: 62 +/-: 37 PIM: 26 HIT: 47
S54 HAM GP: 50 G: 33 A: 32 P: 65 +/-: 35 PIM: 12 HIT: 60
S55 HAM GP: 50 G: 22 A: 21 P: 43 +/-: 25 PIM: 31 HIT: 26
S56 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 25 P: 39 +/-: 35 PIM: 4 HIT: 36
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Transactions:
S34: Drafted 1st in the SMJHL Draft by Vancouver Whalers
S34: Awarded the position of Alternate Captain for VAN
S35: Drafted 1st in the SHL Draft by Hamilton Steelhawks
S38: Awarded the position of Alternate Captain for HAM
S39: Awarded the position of Captain for HAM
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Awards:
S34: Zach Milller Trophy (Most Dedicated SMJHL)
S35: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S35: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S37: Ryan Jesster Trophy (SHL Rookie of the Year)
S37: Rookie Team All-Star
S38: IIHF Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S39: President's Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S39: IIHF Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S41: Damien Littleton Award (Most Dedicated SHL)
S42: President's Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S42: IIHF Silver Medal (Team Canada)
S50: IIHF Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S50: 2nd Team All-Star
S51: 2nd Team All-Star
S51: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S51: Challenge Cup Champion (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S53: 2nd Team All-Star
S53: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S53: Challenge Cup Champion (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S54: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S54: IIHF Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S54: 3rd Team All-Star


Teddy Phelps || Former GM || Hamilton / Vancouver / Canada
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Transactions:
S35: Hired as Adviser for the Vancouver Whalers
S35: Hired as Federation Head of Team Canada
S36: Hired as Co-GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S37: Hired as GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S40: Stepped down as Head of Team Canada
S42: Stepped down as GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S42: Hired as GM of the Hamilton Steelhawks
S45: Stepped down as GM of the Hamilton Steelhawks
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Awards:
S35: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S35: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S38: Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S39: Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S39: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S41: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S41: Mathias Chouinard Award (Top SMJHL GM)
S42: Lance Uppercut Award (Top SHL GM)

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I have decided to make a team full of the most elite names in the SMJHL. 

Left Wing - Cracker Pizza (Newfoundland)

Center - Bean Beanman (Regina)

Right Wing - Swedish Chef (Carolina)

Left Defense - Napoleon Dinklage (Colorado)

Right Defense - AT-AT Wollker (Great Falls)

Goalie - Doom Guy (Kelowna)

I am happy to present the all-exhausted team of this season so far in the SMJHL:

C - Benji Hockiwi 23:01 ATOI
LW - Deep Thought 22:17 ATOI
RW - Cob O'Corn 22:59 ATOI
LD - Troy McClure IIII 24:57 ATOI
RD - Demir Bellona 24:47 ATOI
G - Doom Guy 42 GP

Ottawa really working some of those players a lot eh

Definitely going with the hottest team which is headlined by May O'Nayse!

The others are also from Maine with Mia Lavoie, Doug Weight, The Cod Father, Jacppo, and Kobe

Current Player || May O'Nayse || RW || Prospect
Name: May O'Nayse
Age: 20
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 150 lbs
Number: 45
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SMJHL Career Stats
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Accomplishments/Trophies


Previous Player || Johannes Leitner || G || Hall of Fame
Name: Johannes Leitner
Age: 31
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 198 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL Career Stats
S45: GP: 44 || Wins: 23 || Save Pct: .898 || GAA: 3.32
S46: GP: 41 || Wins: 15 || Save Pct: .907 || GAA: 3.10
S47: GP: 44 || Wins: 17 || Save Pct: .912 || GAA: 2.98
S48: GP: 44 || Wins: 21 || Save Pct: .905 || GAA: 3.16
S49: GP: 44 || Wins: 31 || Save Pct: .926 || GAA: 2.18
S50: GP: 44 || Wins: 21 || Save Pct: .890 || GAA: 3.38
S51: GP: 44 || Wins: 18 || Save Pct: .902 || GAA: 3.09
S52: GP: 44 || Wins: 22 || Save Pct: .900 || GAA: 3.18
S53: GP: 40 || Wins: 32 || Save Pct: .924 || GAA: 1.84
Career: GP: 389 || Wins: 200 || Save Pct: .906 || GAA: 2.92
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Accomplishments/Trophies
S42: Drafted 48th Overall (6th round) in SMJHL Entry Draft by Vancouver
S43: Drafted 16th Overall (2nd round) in SHL Entry Draft by New England
S43: Won Brodie Witzel Trophy (SMJHL Playoff MVP) with Vancouver
S43: Won Four-Star Cup with Vancouver
S49: Won Mathias Chouinard Trophy (East Champions) with New England
S49: Won Ron Mexico Trophy (MVP) with New England
S49: Won John McBride (Best Goalie) Trophy with New England
S49: Won Aidan Richan (Most Improved) Trophy with New England
S49: Won Sarmad Khan Trophy (Player MVP) with New England
S49: Won Mike Honcho Trophy (Least Goals Allowed) with New England
S53: Won John McBride (Best Goalie) Trophy with New England
S53: Won Mike Honcho Trophy (Least Goals Allowed) with New England
HALL OF FAME!!!!!

Now that the regular season is almost over, it is time to announce the ALL "Underdog" TEAM of s76 SMJHL Draftees. These are players who can be considered the biggest steals of the draft.

LW: Yuri Boyka III 261 TPE (42 OA)
C: Marian Hanak 250 TPE (45 OA)
RW: Raw Cheese Mcpickle 240 TPE ( 25 OA)--> only here due to lack of RW
D: Jacppo Nummilavin 245 tpe ( 37 OA)
D: Roquefort Cotswald 264 TPE (35 OA)
G: Adam Joy 231 TPE (43 OA)

S77 Yuri Boyka III ||LW|| Nevada Battleborn ||Peak :405 TPE||
Name: Yuri Boyka III
Birthplace: Russia
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 230 lbs
Number: 17
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
42 OA pick in s76 SMJHL draft
S76 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 H | 0 SB
S76 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 H | 0 SB
S76 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 H | 0 SB
SHL Regular Season:
11th OA pick in s77 SHL draft
S?? |  GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- |  PPP |  PIM |  H

Evil All Stars of the most diabolical players in the league. Weve got Jim Wieners. mans PFP is of JFK, and clearly that guy was up to some shady stuff. Why else would he have been killed. Next We got EVIL Kyle Murray for obvious reasons. then we got Cake307, the user, not the player, because everyone knows the cake is a lie and there is nothing more evil than lying. and finally we got Kahri because she runs the evil STL daycare

Scary All- Stars

These are the players you should most be scared of!

F - Baron Samedi - Colorado Raptors - bro don't voodoo curse me bro
F - Cyrus The Virus - Kelowna Knights - bro don't hijack my plane full of convicts bro
F - Supreme Dalek - St. Louis Scarecrows - bro don't exterminate me bro

D - AT-AT Wøllker - Great Falls Grizzlies - bro don't blast my rebel base bro
D - Deth Klaw - Anchorage Armada - bro don't deth klaw me bro

G - Masked Stranger - Vancouver Whalers - bro don't mug me in an alley bro

      S76 SMJHL DRAFT 3RD OVERALL PICK     
        S77 SHL DRAFT 4TH OVERALL PICK         
                     IIHF TEAM NORWAY                      

The all-faceoff team, we take as many advantages as we can!

C - Smirnov Light III - 62.5%
LW - Roman Jalopski - 62.0%
RW - Fedot Federov - 65.2%
D - Napolean Dinklage - 63.0%
D - Sabage Cabbage - 60.6%
G - Yerik Akmetzhanov - highest save %

My All-Star team is the All-SSSSSS team. The theme of the theme is that the last name of each player who is part of it needs to start with an S.

F- Froya Solberg
F- Sonja Solberg
F- Dwayne Swanson
D- Slowpoke
D- Niclas Sundqvist
G- Herman Stahl

31 words

Nor Ge

Salzberger Lillehammersson

Anders Christiansen

Hardcore Stars
Mia Lavoie for shots on the ice (MET)
Roger Murdock for assists and steals (CAR)
Bog Damsel for the balance man unable to be knock off & kick ass(QCC)
Nathangus McExposion to make extra shots (COL)
Inge Bahaden whenever you need to fix your mistakes on penalty drive (REG)
Jack Booth to say screw you to offenders (STL)
Doom Guy the best goalie to can find (KEL)

Ecclesiastes 4:9-12


Two are better than one, because they have a good reward for their toil. For if they fall, one will lift up his fellow. But woe to him who is alone when he falls and has not another to lift him up! Again, if two lie together, they keep warm, but how can one keep warm alone? And though a man might prevail against one who is alone, two will withstand him—a threefold cord is not quickly broken.

This team will be made up of the best players with the funniest or most creative names. Having funny or creative names adds a lot of character to the game and having an all-star team like this will highlight the best players in this category. My following picks are:

Left Wing: Cracker Pizza
Center: Literally Wizard
Right Wing: Mac Griddle
Left Defense: Chuck Chunky
Right Defense: Journey Man
Goaltender: Launchpad McQuack

Honorable Mentions:
LW Jean-Jacques Francois Jacques-Jean
RW Walter Melon
RD Juan Tymer
G Stun Gun

This year’s All-Star, we might get an all-star team full of animals. So here are my 6 top animal players to be on the team:

C Sam Volta (Hedgehog)
RD Roquefort Cotswald (Mouse)
C Pohler Beargeron (Polar Bear)
RW Skyler Stevens (Shark)
LD Abdi Smokes (Bird)
LD Slowpoke (Slowpoke)

58 words

C | S77 | Sam Volta | SDT | Canada ----------------------------------------------------------------- Height: 5'10" Weight: 165 lbs Number: 3 Birthplace: Montreal, Canada ---------------------------------------------------------------- Career Statistics SMJHL Regular Season S76 - SDT | 66 GP | 27 G | 44 A | 71 PTS Total | 66 GP | 27 G | 44 A | 71 PTS ----------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs S76 | 4 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 PTS Total | 4 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 PTS