Please Come To My Hockey Palace
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Whikadoodle
Registered S23, S45 Challenge Cup Champion
Recently revealed broke hockey player Johnny FourStar has started some innovative money making ventures throughout the greater Winnipeg area. First, Johnny has been in the public eye. Johnny has been making public appearances all over town, including at the Assiniboine Zoo, Club Regent Casino, and Kildonan Park. He's appeared in commercials for Don Vito Collision and Glass.
But now he invites the entire city of Winnipeg down to Johnny FourStars Hockey Palace. A building made entirely of ice, Johnny's is the place to live out your hockey dreams. Lace up the Skates and hit the ice! Practice your slap shot on our State of the Art AI Goalies! They get better as you do! Hit the ice with our HELL-MET technology, which gives you advances stats about your hockey skills! And when you've had enough of the bag skate, plop on down to the Four Star Food Court! We got beer. We got nachos. We got air hockey. It's a SHL lovers paradise! Come see the Four Star Cavemen, encased entirely in ice! Have a ball at our Bowling Alley! Take a breather at the Koi Pond. The possibilities are endless! So what are you waiting for? Come on down to Johnny FourStar's Hockey Palace Today! (206 words) |
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