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*puolivalmiste* · 05-12-2025, 03:02 AM

With the end of the regular season in sight we all have our opinions on who should make the All Star Game rosters. Therefore we would like you to present us with your S82 All-*something* Team.

*The something can be anything you want - a team of the best animal themed players in the league, a team of the best names in the league, a team of the hottest players in the league, a team of the oldest geezers in the league, etc.*

You must list 6 players and explain the theme of your team.

You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.

This PT will close Sunday, May 18th at 11:59pm PST. Posts submitted/edited after the deadline will receive 0 tpe.

If you have any questions/concerns, please PM me. Tasks with malicious intent will not be graded.
Graders reserve the right to determine what is malicious. You will not be warned.

Only S82 SMJHL rookies (S83 players) are eligible for this task.

If your player is S84 (shown after name in portal), this is not for you.

*Jayba1t* · 05-12-2025, 03:06 AM

The Coolorado Raptors GMs above .500 team of all time All Star team
F - Lord Raiden
F - Erik Bergmark
F - Sven Svenson
D - Cassius Darrow
D - Ruggs McOoooh
G - Xavier Beausoleil (sorry takk youre the "youngest" GM here so youre heading into net)

retuperkele · 05-12-2025, 03:22 AM

Introducing the Armada all-GM dream team aka the Anchorage all-stars

Forwards, we have Igor Victory, Chimkin Wing and Red Kirkby, who is forced to play as forward again

Defense, we have Georg N'Zola and Samuel Michaud

In goal, none other than Evil Jordan Humphrey (technically not an Armada player but he could be)

In goal we have

Nol15736 · 05-12-2025, 06:56 AM

Introducing the S82 All - Grit team

At LD - Lou Logsky - with 3 fights and 38 penalty minutes Lou will be a bruising presence from the back end of the ice.
At RD - Nathan Bodie - Nathan has 2 fights as 36 penalty minutes to nearly match Lou. This will make for a frightening tandem to get through if you can get past our forwards....
At LW - Zac Peters - Leading all forwards with 208 hits Zac will smash you if you don't keep your head on a swivel.
At RW - Silver Tarandus - Silver leads the league with 59 blocked shots. Even if you think you're clear Silver will lay their body on the line to make sure you don't get a shot on net.
At C - Scott Fortune - Scott leads all forwards in penalty minutes with 50. The captain of our squad Scott plays with a tenacity few can match.
And finally our netkeeper - KJ Daniels - KJ has seen over 400 shots more against than anyone else in the league. There is no question that Daniels will be ready if a shot somehow makes it through, but as we've laid out good luck getting it past this wall of bruisers.

Ricer13 · 05-12-2025, 08:52 AM

This’ll be the Anchorage Armada All Champion Team! All players who’ve formerly won the cup with the Armada.

C - Daniel Bischoff (S51)
RW - Slava Petrov (S57)
LW - Theo Kondos (S57)
LD - Augustus Wang (S51)
RD - Gregory Goode (S57)
G - Ian Venables (S51)

*FaraDian* · 05-12-2025, 10:48 AM

The "Doing More While Doing Nothing" team - all players who haven't updated in a month (and sometimes quite longer) but are still having solid seasons. The captain is goaltender Drewski who hasn't updated since February but is undefeated in 10 games as goalie of record.

G - Andrew Drewski
G - Martin Mackerelmore
F - Koen Boekbinder
F - Peter Cross
F - Henri Allard Morin
D - Aapo Myllymaki
D - Iam Essellemm Jr.

*Drokeep* · 05-12-2025, 10:49 AM

Not very creative but going to do GOAT Philadelphia forge players
LD- SAm Sam Emerson
RD- Kale Salad
F-EvilAllBran
F-Red Kirkby
F-First-Name-Last-Name
G Basepack and scoochie(have to do two here)

Arkz · 05-12-2025, 03:52 PM

Announcing the "Prince Memorial One-word-name All Stars" where we are featuring a group of players who flaunt normal naming conventions and choose to compete under a single name instead.

LW - Hetaksh
C - Khalfani
C - Envy
RW - Greed
LW - Soobin
LW - Wrath
C - Goosetavo
G - Jack
G -Mrkicksave41

Duff101 · 05-12-2025, 06:56 PM

I call this the all-ouch team because its the person with the most shots blocked per team and it probably hurts a lot so they deserve a reward. (for goalies I did most saves because that means they've been hit by the puck the most).

LW - Zara Wolf
C - Rocko Kirkby
RW - Silver Tarandus
LD - Hans Gronlund
RD - Jean Bon
G - KJ Daniels

Zengineer · 05-12-2025, 11:43 PM

The all "cruncher" team so far this season...

RD - Uwe Bindewald (187 hits)
LD - Chubby Barista (168 hits)
RW - Greed (195 hits)
C - Mitch Matthews (1 fight won, legend and league leader)
LW - Zac Peters (212 hits)
G - Cauliflower Pizza (Crunchy crust)

PixelNick13 · 05-13-2025, 02:22 AM

The theme is "One Name. Like Madonna" and the eligible players are ones who only have one name because that's all they need. (Theme is a Lego Batman 2 reference IYKYK)

LW - Wrath
C - Goosetavo
RW - Gary
LD - Envy
RD - Soobin
G - Maverick

Blues · 05-13-2025, 07:57 AM

Going to give out the S82 All-Odd-Name Team award here today:

F - Boogan McGillicuddy
F - Quazon Brosonchi
F - Hamilton Steelhawk
D - Chungledown Bim
D - Bingankus Glunksplosion
G - Cauliflower Pizza

Ronniewalker · 05-13-2025, 08:23 AM

The S82 SMJHL all-plus-minus team (as of time of writing):

F - Krish Gainz
F - Boogan McGillicuddy
F - Zac Peters
D - Chungledown Bim
D - Rondellus-Ringo Raamat
G - Andrew Drewski (lowest GAA)

Moreorless89 · 05-13-2025, 12:08 PM

Gotta be Cauliflower Pizza because they are single handedly keeping the Tidal n every game. Like, if we could clone them and have them play every position, ya'll would be doomed.

***Ace*** · 05-13-2025, 05:10 PM

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