Posting this cause you guys will get a good hard laugh.

So, I received a letter tonight from my Minor hockey Association saying I had been suspended 2 Games for Verbal and Physical abuse of a teammate. The whole thing happened back in November when a kid on my team called his teacher (My mother) a "fucking bitch" while I was in the room. I voiced my displeasure and he was saying "What are you gonna do about it bitch?!" So I went up to him pushed him against the wall and said "Ill beat the living shit out of you If you say that again." So they suspend me two/three months later for 2 games :lol: what a joke. The other kid wasn't suspended at all.

Anyone else find this pretty fucked up haha

Vladimir Vaskov | RW | Colorado Raptors
Name:  Vladimir Vaskov
Age: 19
Height: 6’ 2”
Weight: 198lbs
Number:  14
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Stats: 

S#    Team   GP   G  A   P   +/-   PIM  HIT  MPG

S41 Raptors  17   0   0   0   -3     15    33  15.08

S42  Raptors  50 10  8  18  +4     35   63  12.83

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Playoff Stats:

S#    Team   GP  G  A  P  +/-  PIM  HIT  MPG

S41  Raptors  7   1   2  3   +1     2   11  16.21

S42  Raptors  4   0   0  0   0       2     6   12.81

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Transactions:
Defected from KHL
Signed with Colorado Raptors
Drafted by Hamilton Steelhawks 25th Overall
[pbl]-----------------------------------------------------------
Awards:

maybe the one that decided the suspension was the kid's mom

Discord are for plebs

Originally posted by kawaiidesu@Jan 21 2013, 08:29 PM
maybe the one that decided the suspension was the kid's mom

"Well, your son called my son a bitch for calling you a bitch. So your son is suspended."

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Originally posted by kawaiidesu@Jan 21 2013, 08:29 PM
maybe the one that decided the suspension was the kid's mom

It was pretty damn close. The backup goalie on my team's dad was on the suspension committee, so you wonder why :lol:

Vladimir Vaskov | RW | Colorado Raptors
Name:  Vladimir Vaskov
Age: 19
Height: 6’ 2”
Weight: 198lbs
Number:  14
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Stats: 

S#    Team   GP   G  A   P   +/-   PIM  HIT  MPG

S41 Raptors  17   0   0   0   -3     15    33  15.08

S42  Raptors  50 10  8  18  +4     35   63  12.83

-----------------------------------------------------------

Playoff Stats:

S#    Team   GP  G  A  P  +/-  PIM  HIT  MPG

S41  Raptors  7   1   2  3   +1     2   11  16.21

S42  Raptors  4   0   0  0   0       2     6   12.81

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Transactions:
Defected from KHL
Signed with Colorado Raptors
Drafted by Hamilton Steelhawks 25th Overall
[pbl]-----------------------------------------------------------
Awards:

Dude I would sue him... VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE

Calogero Crudelli || LW || Winnipeg Jets || Team Latvia || Italian Stallion
Name: Calogero Crudelli
Age: 19
Birthplace: Agrigento, Sicily
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 235 lbs
Number: 8
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Career Statistics:
SHL Regular Season:
TBD
SHL Playoffs:
TBD
SMJHL Regular Season:
S48 | 50 GP | 15 G | 11 A | 26 P | -6 | 7 PPP | 14 PIM | 43 HIT | 7 SB
S47 | 50 GP | 7 G | 7 A | 14 P | -27 | 3 PPP | 14 PIM | 48 HIT | 8 SB
TOT | 100 GP | 22 G | 18 A | 40 P | -33 | 10 PPP | 28 PIM | 91 HIT | 15 SB
SMJHL Playoffs:
S48 | 6 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | +2 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 2 HIT | 0 SB
S47 | 4 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | +1 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 4 HIT | 0 SB
TOT | 10 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 P | +3 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 6 HIT | 0 SB
SMJHL Prospect Showcase:
S47 | 23 GP | 17 G | 11 A | 28 P | -6 | 7 PPP | 2 PIM | 31 HIT | 14 SB
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International Career:
IIHF Round Robin:
TBD
IIHF Medal Round:
TBD
WJC Round Robin:
S48 | 14 GP | 3 G | 5 A | 8 P | +2 | 1 PPP | 0 PIM | 18 HIT | 2 SB
S47 | 27 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 P | -10 | 4 PPP | 6 PIM | 21 HIT | 5 SB
S46 | 27 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -6 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 8 HIT | 1 SB
TOT | 68 GP | 8 G | 14 A | 22 P | -14 | 5 PPP | 8 PIM | 47 HIT | 8 SB
WJC Medal Round:
S48 | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 HIT | 0 SB
S47 | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 1 HIT | 1 SB
S46 | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 HIT | 0 SB
TOT | 3 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -3 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 1 HIT | 1 SB
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Career Signing and Draft:
Signed a 2 yrs/$5,000,000 contract with the Winnipeg Jets
Selected 5th OVR (1st Round) by the Winnipeg Jets in the S48 SHL Entry Draft
Signed a 1 yr/$3,000,000 contract with the Colorado Raptors
Selected 11th OVR (2nd Round) by the Colorado Raptors in the S47 SMJHL Entry Draft
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Awards and Achievements:
S47 Colorado Raptors ROTY Award

You should have beaten him up.

Originally posted by gee gee no re@Jan 21 2013, 08:39 PM
Dude I would sue him... VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE

Je ne pas habite Quebec. J'habite Ontario

Vladimir Vaskov | RW | Colorado Raptors
Name:  Vladimir Vaskov
Age: 19
Height: 6’ 2”
Weight: 198lbs
Number:  14
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Stats: 

S#    Team   GP   G  A   P   +/-   PIM  HIT  MPG

S41 Raptors  17   0   0   0   -3     15    33  15.08

S42  Raptors  50 10  8  18  +4     35   63  12.83

-----------------------------------------------------------

Playoff Stats:

S#    Team   GP  G  A  P  +/-  PIM  HIT  MPG

S41  Raptors  7   1   2  3   +1     2   11  16.21

S42  Raptors  4   0   0  0   0       2     6   12.81

-----------------------------------------------------------
Transactions:
Defected from KHL
Signed with Colorado Raptors
Drafted by Hamilton Steelhawks 25th Overall
[pbl]-----------------------------------------------------------
Awards:

Wow Snappy, watch the language

Käri Bärköv || LW || Calgary Dragons || RETIRED  
Age: 18
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 93
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Height: 5'11"
Weight: 175 lbs
>Number: 93
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Regular Season Statistics:
S10 VAN: GP: 40 G: 29 A: 25 P: 54 +/-: 21 H: 77 PIM: 42
S11 CHI:   GP: 40 G: 16 A: 14 P: 30 +/-: -39 H: 66 PIM: 10
S12 CGY: GP: 50 G: 5 A: 6 P: 11 +/-: -16 H: 57 PIM: 2
S13 CGY: GP: 50 G: 8 A: 13 P: 21 +/-: 20 H: 34 PIM: 24  
S14 CGY: GP: 50 G: 13 A: 13 P: 26 +/-: 5 H: 73 PIM: 32
S15 CGY: GP: 50 G: 10 A: 31 P: 41 +/-: 5 H: 128 PIM: 54
S16 CGY: GP: 50 G: 19 A: 15 P: 34 +/-: 0 H: 97 PIM: 16
S17 CGY: GP: 50 G: 23 A: 25 P: 48 +/-: +6 H: 136 PIM: 17
S18 CGY: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 21 P: 35  +/-: -11 H: 130 PIM: 32
S19 CGY: GP: 50 G: 16 A: 17 P: 33 +/-: +4 H: 143 PIM: 47
S20 CGY: GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26  P: 46 +/-: +14 H: 113 PIM: 32
S21 CGY: GP: 50 G: 12 A: 19 P: 31 +/-: 4 H: 146 PIM: 76
S22 CGY/EDM: GP: 51 G: 10 A: 12 P: 22 +/-: -7 H: 102
PIM: 43

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Playoff Statistics:
S10 VAN: GP: 12 G: 6 A: 9 P: 15 +/-: 6 H: 28 PIM: 25 FO: 50.00%
S11 CHI:  GP: 6 G: 5 A: 4 P: 9 +/-: 2 H: 12 PIM: 2
S12 CGY: GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 +/-: 3 H: 4 PIM: 0  
S13 CGY: GP: 11 G: 2 A: 1 P: 3 +/-: 4 H: 6 PIM: 4  
S14 CGY: GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 P: 2 +/-: -3 H: 13 PIM: 10
S15 CGY: GP: 14 G: 2 A: 3 P: 5 +/-: -1 H: 28 PIM: 12
S16 CGY: GP: 11 G: 7 A: 7 P: 14 +/-: 5 H: 29 PIM: 2
S17 CGY: GP: 6 : G: 3 A: 3 P: 6 =/-: +0 H: 26
PIM: 0
S18 CGY: GP: 4 G: 3 A: 0 P: 3 +/-: -1 H: 10 PIM: 0
S19 CGY: GP: 7 G: 2 A: 1 P: 3 +/- 0 H: 16 PIM: 8
S22 CGY: GP: 12 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 +/-: 6 H:19 PIM: 12
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IHF Statistics:
WJC Finland Season 10: GP: 14 G: 5 A: 2 P: 7 +/-: -13 H: 17 PIM: 4
WJC Finland Season 11: GP:9 G: 5 A: 6 P: 11 +/-: -5 PIM: 2
IHF Finland (career totals): GP: 35 G: 13 A: 19 P: 32 +/-: +4 H: 64  PIM: 8
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[pbl]Transactions:
Signed with Vancouver Whalers for 2 Million
Named Assistant Captain of the Vancouver Whalers
Drafted 22nd overall by the Calgary Dragons in the S11 SHL Entry Draft
Signed 3 year 11 million ELC with Calgary Dragons
Named Assistant Captain of the Chicago Hitmen
Named CO-GM of the Vancouver Whalers
Named CO-GM of the Calgary Dragons
Named Head GM of the Calgary Dragons
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Awards:
S10 NWJHL Championship
S10 IHF WJ Bronze Medal
Season 11 Michael Haan trophy winner for most dedicated player
Season 13 IHF Silver Medal
Season 13 JJ Krever award for best GM (shared with Kain Webb)
Season 13 IHF Silver Medal
Season 14 JJ Krever runner up
Season 14 IHF Silver Medal
Season 15 Aidan Richan winner
Season 17 First All-Star Team
Season 17 Aidan Richan winner
Season 18 IHF Bronze Medal
Season 18 Damian Littleton Nominee

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Parker Smeb || RD || Chicago Syndicate || 1473 TPE
SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S45 COL: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 13 P: 27 +/-: 9 H: 68 SB: 5
S46 COL:  GP: 40 G: 22 A: 19 P: 41 +/-: 2 H: 127 SB: 3
SMJHL Play-Off Statistics:
S45 COL: GP: 16 G: 6 A: 4 P: 10 +/-: 8 H: 13 SB: 0
S46 COL: GP: 7 G: 2 A: 0 P: 2  +/-: 1 H: 20 SB: 3
SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S47 CHI: GP: 50 G: 10 A: 18 P: 28 +/-: -12 H: 138 SB: 11
S48 CHI: 50 G: 8 A: 9 P: 17 +/-: -19 H: 119 SB: 8  
S49 CHI: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 20 P: 34 +/-: 5 H: 77 SB: 15
SHL Play-Off Statistics
S47 CHI: GP: 9 G: 1 A: 3 P: 4 +/-: -3 H: 9 SB: 0
International Statistics:
S45 WJ WOR GP: 21 G: 4 A: 5 P: 9 +/-: -1 H: 51 SB: 3
S46 WJ WOR GP: 30 G: 11 A: 7 P: 18 +/-: -5 H: 62 SB: 4
S47 JPN GP: 12 G: 5 A: 2 P: 7 +/-: -4 H: 34 SB: 4
S48 JPN GP: 12 G: 4 A: 3 P: 7 +/-: -9 H: 50 SB: 4
S49 JPN GP: 12 G: 4 A: 1 P: 5 +/-:+2 H: 37 SB: 4
CAREER: GP: 87 G: 28 A: 18 P: 46 +/-: -17 H: 234 SB: 19




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SMJHL Commisioner S17-S26
Calgary Dragons GM S14-S23

You should have sex with his mom.

Originally posted by Boon@Jan 21 2013, 08:42 PM
You should have beaten him up.

yeah haha, getting suspended anyway lmao. At one point there were going to charge me with assault :lol: What a little bitch. I should have pummeled him. Sent him to the hospital.

Vladimir Vaskov | RW | Colorado Raptors
Name:  Vladimir Vaskov
Age: 19
Height: 6’ 2”
Weight: 198lbs
Number:  14
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Stats: 

S#    Team   GP   G  A   P   +/-   PIM  HIT  MPG

S41 Raptors  17   0   0   0   -3     15    33  15.08

S42  Raptors  50 10  8  18  +4     35   63  12.83

-----------------------------------------------------------

Playoff Stats:

S#    Team   GP  G  A  P  +/-  PIM  HIT  MPG

S41  Raptors  7   1   2  3   +1     2   11  16.21

S42  Raptors  4   0   0  0   0       2     6   12.81

-----------------------------------------------------------
Transactions:
Defected from KHL
Signed with Colorado Raptors
Drafted by Hamilton Steelhawks 25th Overall
[pbl]-----------------------------------------------------------
Awards:

Originally posted by Harr1son56@Jan 21 2013, 08:44 PM
You should have sex with his mom.

No, she is a absolute little bitch. At practice on Tueday Im going to stand up in the dressing room and say, "I got suspended for 2 games because of this fucking bitch (point at him) and his fucking bitch of a mom."

Vladimir Vaskov | RW | Colorado Raptors
Name:  Vladimir Vaskov
Age: 19
Height: 6’ 2”
Weight: 198lbs
Number:  14
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Stats: 

S#    Team   GP   G  A   P   +/-   PIM  HIT  MPG

S41 Raptors  17   0   0   0   -3     15    33  15.08

S42  Raptors  50 10  8  18  +4     35   63  12.83

-----------------------------------------------------------

Playoff Stats:

S#    Team   GP  G  A  P  +/-  PIM  HIT  MPG

S41  Raptors  7   1   2  3   +1     2   11  16.21

S42  Raptors  4   0   0  0   0       2     6   12.81

-----------------------------------------------------------
Transactions:
Defected from KHL
Signed with Colorado Raptors
Drafted by Hamilton Steelhawks 25th Overall
[pbl]-----------------------------------------------------------
Awards:

Fuck his bitch.

i am disappointed in u snappy

Former
SHL Head Commissioner S12ish-S27ish
GM S8 & S9 (Won cups both years)
2x GM Of The Year
5 Time Cup Winner
League MVP

Past Players
D - Aidan Richan - (S5 11th Overall)
C - Chico Salmon - (S17 1st overall)  

Current Player
D - Chico Smeb (S46)
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Originally posted by xDParK@Jan 21 2013, 08:49 PM
i am disappointed in u snappy

why lol, wouldnt u have done the same thing Park (or worse) :ph34r:

Vladimir Vaskov | RW | Colorado Raptors
Name:  Vladimir Vaskov
Age: 19
Height: 6’ 2”
Weight: 198lbs
Number:  14
-----------------------------------------------------------
Stats: 

S#    Team   GP   G  A   P   +/-   PIM  HIT  MPG

S41 Raptors  17   0   0   0   -3     15    33  15.08

S42  Raptors  50 10  8  18  +4     35   63  12.83

-----------------------------------------------------------

Playoff Stats:

S#    Team   GP  G  A  P  +/-  PIM  HIT  MPG

S41  Raptors  7   1   2  3   +1     2   11  16.21

S42  Raptors  4   0   0  0   0       2     6   12.81

-----------------------------------------------------------
Transactions:
Defected from KHL
Signed with Colorado Raptors
Drafted by Hamilton Steelhawks 25th Overall
[pbl]-----------------------------------------------------------
Awards:

Originally posted by Snappy@Jan 21 2013, 08:50 PM


why lol, wouldnt u have done the same thing Park (or worse)  :ph34r:

No, he means you should've ripped his testicles out of his scrotum.