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#1

Would I hire a banker, just to end up doing his job for him anyway? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of hiring people to help me? Doesn't it piss you off that someone is getting paid 3m per season for me to do their job? Well it pisses me off. If it pisses you off too, message me... because I need a banker.

What I want

-10/10 activity. Any lower and don't bother messaging me.
-Time to do it. The banker job is one of the hardest in the league, and it's time consuming. Trust me... I'm doing 10 pages of Twitter deposits right now. If you don't have time to do it AT LEAST once a week, then don't bother messaging me.
-Communication. I'd like to hear from you once in a while, especially if you can't update the bank for a while.

What I don't want

-Empty promises
-People who will go hard for two weeks then disappear
-Fuck faces


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If I end up doing your fucking job for you, you're fucking outta here. Message me. Deadline is whenever the fuck I want because I run this shit.


EDIT: For some reason I don't have permission to reply to this thread. The only commish who's worth a damn (xDPark) is working on getting it fixed for me.

EDIT 2: Still can't reply. Just FYI for all you cats saying we need more bankers to do various jobs. We currently have 4 bankers. I am in charge of all deposits, Mac does West and SMJHL, Taron does East and Twitter (he has internet problems currently, this thread is not about him), and 44 is the floater who keeps up). If I hire a few more people, you'll barely have anything to do. I use to do this shit by myself... for like six months.

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#2

I'm not sure what's going on, but...

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#3

I gave this job to the right guy
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#4

Ragnar<3
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#5

Banker gets paid 3mil?
Fuck that noise

10mil and I'd maybe consider it, but probably still no
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#6

Hmm.....hard job, strict boss....should I?

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Quote:Originally posted by Midas Whale@Oct 4 2014, 09:59 PM
Banker gets paid 3mil?
Fuck that noise

10mil and I'd maybe consider it, but probably still no
What I was thinking

04-14-2020, 09:49 PMbluesfan55 Wrote: 28 is old you fucking moron
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Quote:Originally posted by Midas Whale@Oct 4 2014, 08:59 PM
Banker gets paid 3mil?
Fuck that noise

10mil and I'd maybe consider it, but probably still no
Banker still makes 33% more than Media Grader.

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#9

Fuckin briefcaked.

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#10

I won't apply, reasons of keeping my lingering sanity, but you have my sympathies.
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#11

Maybe we need to branch out bankers to make it easier on the one guy..

One person handles deposits, one person handles transactions for West, one person handles transactions for East

04-14-2020, 09:49 PMbluesfan55 Wrote: 28 is old you fucking moron
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#12

I'd need a shit-ton of training to get it all done, but Excel is a program I have college credit in and I can at least put in one day a week. I'll send you the haiku.
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#13

Quote:Originally posted by Deener@Oct 4 2014, 06:49 PM
Maybe we need to branch out bankers to make it easier on the one guy..

One person handles deposits, one person handles transactions for West, one person handles transactions for East

it's actually harder now used to be each banker only had to do 2 teams which made 3M slightly reasonable

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Quote:Originally posted by Deener@Oct 4 2014, 10:49 PM
Maybe we need to branch out bankers to make it easier on the one guy..

One person handles deposits, one person handles transactions for West, one person handles transactions for East
I'm pretty sure that's the way Ragnar set it up, but someone didn't do their part and he had to handle the extra workload.

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Just sent in my haiku resume, hope this works!
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