5 Reasons Why You Shouldnt Draft The Carl Mountain
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Carl
Registered Lance Bass
<div align="center">Why you shouldn’t draft The Carl Mountain
1. He’s an LR cancer You can ask anyone I’ve been on a team with. The Renes might not come out and say it to avoid any LR drama but ask anybody else like some Blizz members and they will definitely agree with this. I suck in the LR and I will just fuck urs up. I’m an asshole and I will make some of your players ask out, and you don’t want that from someone who… (reason 2) 2. He doesn’t update I barely even know how to tbh 3. He doesn’t want to be on your shitty team Unless your the Renegades, your team sucks. And I don’t want to be on it. So you better just fuck off cause I probably won’t be signing unless you trade for the entire renes teams or give me a really good hand job. Sooooooo basically just fuck off okay. 4. I’m drunk U prolly got some kids on ur team and I’m probably not the best influence for them. Drugs and Liquor are bad and are distractions for a good young player who needs to update or something. IDFK ok I couldn’t think of more reasons so this is what I came up with. Gorlab just said ‘Puts DJ’ing above SHL’ which is true. I put a lot of time into that and it takes away time that I could be spending updating. So that kinda goes into reason 2 and doesn’t go into reason 4 at all but u can just fuck right off bud. 5. He can’t even think of 5 reasons why you shouldn’t draft The Carl Mountain I can’t even think of 5 simple reasons for this shit, what makes you think I’ll be creating articles as an SHL player when I can only think of 4 reasons for this article? What makes you think I’ll be writing articles and updating constantly as a player? wTF is going on? Look, just fuck off okay. I don’t want to be on your team and I won’t sign. In conclusion, Leggo Renes. 350 Words </div>
xDParK
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Cool article, copying and pasting it to a word document so that I can show my grand kids someday.
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Carl
Registered Lance Bass Quote:Originally posted by Panda@Mar 29 2015, 11:08 AMThanks but that's okay! Only needed 5
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FourFour
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Opened my mind on why we shouldn't draft you too :ph34r:
O4L
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you just sold me on the carl mountain
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