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TrashTalk EDITION 2: STAR OR BUM Extended for those who wanted it
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Extending this edition out, but we have 2 more days to add. Some Round 3 trash with some send down trash. I will pick two\three or who ever asks send downs from each team to rate(must be active though), get your face washed girls its coming

Season 23 Round 3

Thirteenth Overall Pick selected by the St. Louis Scarecrows was Naeem Chamas
BUST! <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>St. Louis seems to have wasted a pick here or GM JP just does not know he exists. While he is a specialist at nothing being an all around player, he gets no minutes! Averaging about 3 minutes a game. He might get more minutes being the teams water boy.</span>

Fourthteenth Overall Pick selected by the Montreal Impact was Buster Killington
BUST! <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>Slow bro can hit, I will give him that but he can't hit the net at 5.88% for shooting, poor guy has to resort to killing the party for his line mates. Perhaps I am being to hard on him but for second for shots on the team I expect something to happen.</span>

Fifteenth Overall Pick selected by the Kelowna Knights was Reginald Howard
Pass <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>Hard to not produce on the Knights. Their GM is a master mind at the mind tricks and has found a way to make their third rounder a scorer. Looking great in the goals, assists and +-, he is the best draft pick they had outside of Igor. This GM can draft and I am not even a knights fan.</span>

Sixteenth Overall Pick selected by the Regina Force was Shea Robinson
Pass <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>This guy we like and I will tell you why. +3 rating, 3 points and 40 % shooting rating! While he has low minutes played, he is making the most out of them. As a third rounder he is looking to be a upcoming puck moving defense man. He seems to play most of his time on special teams and is a key point to keeping the rating up. We would like to see him play more even strength to see if he is the next big defender.</span>

Seventeenth Overall Pick selected by the Regina Force was Patrick Brumm
Pass <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>Brumm is no bum leading the all defense man on his team this season. He is truly a force to be reckoned with as he plays a two way game. When hes not grabbing 6 points, hes blocking shots at 8 this season. He hits as much as he is hit and will need to get his head up to take it to the next level.</span>

Eighteenth Overall Pick selected by the Detroit Falcons was Brandon Girard
Pass <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>Oh Girard, we will pass you because you are such a media star. While you are looking more to be a defensive hazard then a scoring forward you hold the team's locker room high. Hell 7 points is not bad either, but with all that firepower coming from the first line you can establish a winning team if you make more hits and block more shots. Personally we hope you work to be the defender you signed up to be, because you cannot always win by outscoring the other team.</span>



SHL Send Downs


Detroit Falcons
Asbjørn Alexandersen sent down from the Texas Renegades.
Star Second in goals for the league with 6 he is a game ending type of player. He helps the team get the equalizers and game winners. The 3 piece line is the best in the minors and they are looking to hoist the cup.
Bjorn Knutsen sent down from the Toronto North Stars
Star Not much to argue with here, second in points at 13 and on a 6 point game streak. He is a pivotal piece for the Falcons and is a star in the Minors. He completes the top line which is a power house of send down power.

Kelowna Knights
David Benson sent down from the Toronto North
Star Benson has a 9 point game streak, this guy holds the knights flag as he dominates every game.
Phil Osgoode sent down from the Edmonton Blizzard
BUM Poor Osgoode got chased out of net the first game against the Scarecrows. He seems to be osbad this year as Igor Ogorodnikov has taken his Starting role.


Montreal Impact
Mike Hawk sent down from the Winnipeg Jets
BUM This play making forward from the Jets can not get it started this year. He is apart of the reason his team is not doing so hot and has not made a goal in 14 shots. He has also been hit 24 times, not looking good for this send down.
Mārtiņš Ziepiņš sent down from the Seattle Riot
Star This was a tough one to decide because he is the best player on the Impact. His -9 rating has caused him to lose points but his 15 shot blocks raised his stock with the team leading 6 points. Given a better roster he may be a sure star, but at this level hes just meh.


Regina Force
Connor O'Reilly sent down from the New England Wolfpack
BUM O'Reilly is nothing special for a send down so he gets the BUM title. He has managed to find himself a fight and stay even on the plus minus column but nothing really shines out for him.
Michael Boychuk sent down from the Calgary Dragons
BUM At this moment he is a BUM persay but his game point streak may turn him around. The scoring forward needs to continue the flame to turn this season around.


St. Louis Scarecrows
Bryce Collins sent down from the Winnipeg Jets
Star The only reason we gave him the star was he is helping 2 rookie line mates - Mitchell Dambach and scoreless Damian Wert find their game. While he has 42 shots this season he has only 3 goals. At 8 points, we will give him a pass this time around but he may become a bum quicker than you know.
Schnitinfritz Jagr sent down from the Calgary Dragons
Star 12 points with 5 of them on the powerplay, he is the reason his team is not at the bottom of the standings. 7 game point streak and 3 game scoring streak he ranks 4th in the league for goals scored.
Pal Vikingstod sent down from the Toronto North
BUM The guy has heart but that does not make him a star. He has taken over as the bruising lacking discpline enforcing defense man. He is at 39 PIMs with 3 fights(1 win), and can cause his team the championship if his stupid penalties do not stop!


Vancouver Whalers
Erik Lundqvist sent down from the Los Angeles Panthers
Star A stellar goalie here with the best GAA at 2.6. He is a goalie that leads his team and gets them the win and will be the difference maker this season. He has 1 Shutout already and six wins.
Fernando Perghersent down from the Calgary Dragons
Star The assist master this season at 12 in 9 Games played leads the league! He has 15 points total and 12 blocked shots. He is apart of the Defensive line that stops most from scoring.



Till next time, keep it real because you all suck.
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Mole isn't active for the Knights. Active send downs for us would be myself, Berkis, Ponsen, Bravo, McDoodle
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Quote:Originally posted by GoodLeftUndone@Apr 22 2015, 02:04 PM
Mole isn't active for the Knights. Active send downs for us would be myself, Berkis, Ponsen, Bravo, McDoodle


well now its you
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#4

Guest isn't active, Boychuk and O'Reilly are the only two non active rookies for :force:
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Quote:Originally posted by probablydrunk@Apr 22 2015, 02:13 PM
Guest isn't active, Boychuk and O'Reilly are the only two non active rookies for :force:


Thank you!
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#6

Switch Alex Fischer to Bjorn Knutsen for Detroit, pretty sure Fisher isn't active

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Quote:Originally posted by rfbeaudry@Apr 22 2015, 02:19 PM
Switch Alex Fischer to Bjorn Knutsen for Detroit, pretty sure Fisher isn't active


Thanks and done!
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#8

Okay Round 3 is done, I will take a break for the Stars or Bum section of send downs.
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Quote:Originally posted by R+-@Apr 22 2015, 01:01 PM

[b]Eighteenth Overall Pick
selected by the Detroit Falcons was&nbsp; Brandon Girard
Pass <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>Oh Girard, we will pass you <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>because you are such a media star. While you are looking more to be a defensive hazard then a scoring forward you hold the team's locker room high. Hell 7 points is not bad either, but with all that firepower coming from the first line you can establish a winning team if you make more hits and block more shots. Personally we hope you work to be the defender you signed up to be, because you cannot always win by outscoring the other team.</span></span>
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You seem to be gunning for my self proclaimed title as Media King lately... I will not allow this! >Smile

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#10

You better becareful of randleman, I don't know how he writes so well when he's drunk.
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Quote:Originally posted by probablydrunk@Apr 22 2015, 03:12 PM
You better becareful of randleman, I don't know how he writes so well when he's drunk.


WHO! lol
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Quote:Originally posted by rfbeaudry@Apr 22 2015, 03:04 PM


You seem to be gunning for my self proclaimed title as Media King lately... I will not allow this! >Smile


I always have been brahSmile
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#13

PHEW AND DONE
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#14

Quote:Originally posted by R+-@Apr 22 2015, 11:15 AM



WHO! lol


ALL WILL LIVE WITHIN MY SHADOW!
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Quote:Originally posted by Ballerstorm@Apr 22 2015, 04:06 PM



ALL WILL LIVE WITHIN MY SHADOW!


I think i love you for that signature, I laughed at the miss way harder than I should of Cheers

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