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[pbchi] Niccolo Livius || LW/C || San Francisco|| TPE: 805

Name: Niccolo Livius
Age: 21
Birthplace: Florance, Italy
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 300 lbs
Number: 31
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
Newfoundland Berserkers S53->S57, Anaheim Outlaws S57
S53 | 50 GP | 7 G | 5 A | 12 P | +10 | 48 Hits | 12 PIM | 0/0 FW/FT
S54 | 50 GP | 6 G | 11 A | 17 P | +5 | 86 Hits | 30 PIM | 4/6 FW/FT
S55 | 50 GP | 3 G | 7 A | 10 P | +6 | 49 Hits | 49 PIM | 3/7 FW/FT
S56 | 50 GP | 11 G | 8 A | 19 P | +4 | 116 Hits | 80 PIM | 11/12 FW/FT
S57 | 66 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 P | -10 | 238 Hits | 133 PIM | 7/17 FW/FT
Career | 266 GP | 31 G | 40 A | 71 P | +15 | 537 Hits | 254 PIM | 25/42 FW/FT
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SMJHL Playoffs:
S53 | 7 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -1 | 9 Hits | 0 PIM | 0/0 FW/FT
S54 | 14 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | +1 | 19 Hits | 10 PIM | 0/2 FW/FT
S55 | 17 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | 0 | 12 Hits | 17 PIM | 2/3 FW/FT
S56 | 17 GP | 1 G | 7 A | 8 P | +8 | 34 Hits | 17 PIM | 3/3 FW/FT
S57 | 21 GP | 9 G | 7 A | 16 P | +3 | 104 Hits | 43 PIM | 4/5 FW/FT
Career | 76 GP | 13 G | 15 A | 28 P | +11 | 178 Hits | 87 PIM | 9/13 FW/FT
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IIHF World Juniors Round Robin - Team World:
S53 | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -3 | 19 Hits | 6 PIM | 0/0 FW/FT
S54 | 12 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -2 | 17 Hits | 5 PIM | 1/1 FW/FT
S55 | 12 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | -2 | 17 Hits | 23 PIM | 2/3 FW/FT
S56 | 12 GP |3 G | 3 A | 6 P | -1 | 20 Hits | 12 PIM | 0/2 FW/FT
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IIHF World Juniors Playoffs - Team World:
S53 | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -1 | 1 Hits | 0 PIM | 0/0 FW/FT
S54 | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -1 | 0 Hits | 0 PIM | 0/0 FW/FT
S55 | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | +0 | 0 Hits | 0 PIM | 0/0 FW/FT
S56 | 2 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | +0 | 5 Hits | 5 PIM | 0/1 FW/FT
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SHL Regular Season:
San Francisco Pride S58-> Present
S58 | 66 GP | 5 G | 4 A | 9 P | -24 | 249 Hits | 100 PIM | 0/2 FW/FT
S59 | 66 GP | 7 G | 2 A | 9 P | -20 | 191 Hits | 46 PIM | 0/0 FW/FT
S60 | 66 GP | 8 G | 8 A | 16 P | -25 | 376 Hits | 157 PIM | 2/4 FW/FT
Career| 198 GP | 20 G | 14 A | 34 P | -69 | 816 Hits | 303 PIM | 2/4 FW/FT
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SHL Playoffs:
S59 | 6 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | +0 | 5 Hits | 0 PIM | 0/0 FW/FT
S60 | 5 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -4 | 22 Hits | 4 PIM | 0/0 FW/FT
Career | 11 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | -4 | 27 Hits | 4 PIM | 0/0 FW/FT
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Career Notes:
S53 - Drafted R4 OA33 in SMJHL Draft by Newfoundland Berserkers
S54 - Drafted last R5 OA71 in SHL Draft by Chicago Syndicate
S55 - Drafted in SMJHL Expansion Drafted 1OA by Nevada Battleborn
S55 - Traded from Nevada to Newfoundland for a 1st Round Pick and cap space
S57 - Traded from Newfoundland to Anaheim for a 2nd Round Pick
S58 - Signed with San Francisco in SHL
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Career Awards:
Voted League's Toughest Player: S54 (FHM)
SMJHL Champion: S55
WJC S56: Bronze Medal

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Oliver Cleary || Defence || Seattle Argonauts
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Player Name: Oliver Cleary
SHL Team: Seattle Argonauts
SMJHL Team: Detroit Falcons
Position: Defence
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Born: Toronto, Ontario
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S48: GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 9 | P: 12 | -12 | PIM: 38 | H: 84 | SB: 61
S49: GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | 7 | PIM: 62 | H: 135 | SB: 68
S50: GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 13 | P: 18 | -3 | PIM: 52 | H: 148 | SB: 81
S51: GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 19 | P: 26 | 17 | PIM: 130 | H: 119 | SB: 67
S52: GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 12 | P: 13 | -3 | PIM: 89 | H: 157 | SB: 61
S53: GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 20 | P: 36 | 19 | PIM: 22 | H: 58 | SB: 53
S54: GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 23 | P: 30 | 14 | PIM: 12 | H: 100 | SB: 64
S55: GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 16 | P: 24 | -14 | PIM: 24 | H: 92 | SB: 96
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48: Did Not Qualify
[pbl]S49: GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | -3 | PIM: 11 | H: 13 | SB: 8
S50: GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | -5 | PIM: 17 | H: 15 | SB: 15
S51: GP: 15 | G: 3 | A: 8 | P: 11 | 8 | PIM: 33 | H: 40 | SB: 20
S52: GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | -3 | PIM: 26 | H: 25 | SB: 7
S53: GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | 0 | PIM: 0 | H: 19 | SB: 17
S54: GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | -1 | PIM: 4 | H: 24 | SB: 20
S55: Did Not Qualify
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S46: Did Not Play
S47: GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | 0 | PIM: 48 | H: 81 | SB: 51
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S46: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -2 | PIM: 6 | H: 4 | SB: 0
S47: GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | 7 | PIM: 8 | H: 14 | SB: 4
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Transactions:
S46: Signed as pre-draft free agent with Detroit Falcons
S47: Drafted 14th Overall by Montreal Militia
S47: Traded to Detroit Falcons
S48: Drafted 4th overall to the Los Angeles Panthers
S48: Signed 3 years/1M Contract with Los Angeles Panthers
S48: Called up from Detroit to Los Angeles
S51: Re-signed 3 years/3M with Los Angeles Panthers
S54: Re-signed 2 years/6M with Los Angeles Panthers
S56: Traded to Manhattan Rage
S56: Signed 4 years/6M with Manhattan Rage
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Awards
S47: Golden Aardvark Award for a contract holdout with the Montreal Militia  

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Käri Bärköv || LW || Calgary Dragons || RETIRED  
Age: 18
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 93
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Height: 5'11"
Weight: 175 lbs
>Number: 93
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Regular Season Statistics:
S10 VAN: GP: 40 G: 29 A: 25 P: 54 +/-: 21 H: 77 PIM: 42
S11 CHI:   GP: 40 G: 16 A: 14 P: 30 +/-: -39 H: 66 PIM: 10
S12 CGY: GP: 50 G: 5 A: 6 P: 11 +/-: -16 H: 57 PIM: 2
S13 CGY: GP: 50 G: 8 A: 13 P: 21 +/-: 20 H: 34 PIM: 24  
S14 CGY: GP: 50 G: 13 A: 13 P: 26 +/-: 5 H: 73 PIM: 32
S15 CGY: GP: 50 G: 10 A: 31 P: 41 +/-: 5 H: 128 PIM: 54
S16 CGY: GP: 50 G: 19 A: 15 P: 34 +/-: 0 H: 97 PIM: 16
S17 CGY: GP: 50 G: 23 A: 25 P: 48 +/-: +6 H: 136 PIM: 17
S18 CGY: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 21 P: 35  +/-: -11 H: 130 PIM: 32
S19 CGY: GP: 50 G: 16 A: 17 P: 33 +/-: +4 H: 143 PIM: 47
S20 CGY: GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26  P: 46 +/-: +14 H: 113 PIM: 32
S21 CGY: GP: 50 G: 12 A: 19 P: 31 +/-: 4 H: 146 PIM: 76
S22 CGY/EDM: GP: 51 G: 10 A: 12 P: 22 +/-: -7 H: 102
PIM: 43

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Playoff Statistics:
S10 VAN: GP: 12 G: 6 A: 9 P: 15 +/-: 6 H: 28 PIM: 25 FO: 50.00%
S11 CHI:  GP: 6 G: 5 A: 4 P: 9 +/-: 2 H: 12 PIM: 2
S12 CGY: GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 +/-: 3 H: 4 PIM: 0  
S13 CGY: GP: 11 G: 2 A: 1 P: 3 +/-: 4 H: 6 PIM: 4  
S14 CGY: GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 P: 2 +/-: -3 H: 13 PIM: 10
S15 CGY: GP: 14 G: 2 A: 3 P: 5 +/-: -1 H: 28 PIM: 12
S16 CGY: GP: 11 G: 7 A: 7 P: 14 +/-: 5 H: 29 PIM: 2
S17 CGY: GP: 6 : G: 3 A: 3 P: 6 =/-: +0 H: 26
PIM: 0
S18 CGY: GP: 4 G: 3 A: 0 P: 3 +/-: -1 H: 10 PIM: 0
S19 CGY: GP: 7 G: 2 A: 1 P: 3 +/- 0 H: 16 PIM: 8
S22 CGY: GP: 12 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 +/-: 6 H:19 PIM: 12
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IHF Statistics:
WJC Finland Season 10: GP: 14 G: 5 A: 2 P: 7 +/-: -13 H: 17 PIM: 4
WJC Finland Season 11: GP:9 G: 5 A: 6 P: 11 +/-: -5 PIM: 2
IHF Finland (career totals): GP: 35 G: 13 A: 19 P: 32 +/-: +4 H: 64  PIM: 8
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[pbl]Transactions:
Signed with Vancouver Whalers for 2 Million
Named Assistant Captain of the Vancouver Whalers
Drafted 22nd overall by the Calgary Dragons in the S11 SHL Entry Draft
Signed 3 year 11 million ELC with Calgary Dragons
Named Assistant Captain of the Chicago Hitmen
Named CO-GM of the Vancouver Whalers
Named CO-GM of the Calgary Dragons
Named Head GM of the Calgary Dragons
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Awards:
S10 NWJHL Championship
S10 IHF WJ Bronze Medal
Season 11 Michael Haan trophy winner for most dedicated player
Season 13 IHF Silver Medal
Season 13 JJ Krever award for best GM (shared with Kain Webb)
Season 13 IHF Silver Medal
Season 14 JJ Krever runner up
Season 14 IHF Silver Medal
Season 15 Aidan Richan winner
Season 17 First All-Star Team
Season 17 Aidan Richan winner
Season 18 IHF Bronze Medal
Season 18 Damian Littleton Nominee

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Parker Smeb || RD || Chicago Syndicate || 1473 TPE
SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S45 COL: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 13 P: 27 +/-: 9 H: 68 SB: 5
S46 COL:  GP: 40 G: 22 A: 19 P: 41 +/-: 2 H: 127 SB: 3
SMJHL Play-Off Statistics:
S45 COL: GP: 16 G: 6 A: 4 P: 10 +/-: 8 H: 13 SB: 0
S46 COL: GP: 7 G: 2 A: 0 P: 2  +/-: 1 H: 20 SB: 3
SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S47 CHI: GP: 50 G: 10 A: 18 P: 28 +/-: -12 H: 138 SB: 11
S48 CHI: 50 G: 8 A: 9 P: 17 +/-: -19 H: 119 SB: 8  
S49 CHI: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 20 P: 34 +/-: 5 H: 77 SB: 15
SHL Play-Off Statistics
S47 CHI: GP: 9 G: 1 A: 3 P: 4 +/-: -3 H: 9 SB: 0
International Statistics:
S45 WJ WOR GP: 21 G: 4 A: 5 P: 9 +/-: -1 H: 51 SB: 3
S46 WJ WOR GP: 30 G: 11 A: 7 P: 18 +/-: -5 H: 62 SB: 4
S47 JPN GP: 12 G: 5 A: 2 P: 7 +/-: -4 H: 34 SB: 4
S48 JPN GP: 12 G: 4 A: 3 P: 7 +/-: -9 H: 50 SB: 4
S49 JPN GP: 12 G: 4 A: 1 P: 5 +/-:+2 H: 37 SB: 4
CAREER: GP: 87 G: 28 A: 18 P: 46 +/-: -17 H: 234 SB: 19




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|| S71-Present || König Wolf || St. Louis / New Orleans || LW || #77 || 435 TPE ||
NAME: Köing Wolf
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 211
NUMBER: 77
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S -  - GP:   | G:   | A:   | P:   | PIM: -  | HIT: -  | +/-: - |


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SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x

Career SHL
Regular -  GP: - | G: - | A: -  | P: -  | PIM:   | +/-:   | HIT: -  |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S71 - 66- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | HIT: -  | +/-:  |

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | +/: - -

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Career SMJHL
Regular -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: 6   | +/-: -11  | HIT: -  |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
N/A

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BANK BALANCE: 73 M
TPE: 345
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|| S64-S70 || Mikael Jakobsen || SHL: NOLA / SMJHL: Kelowna Knights || LW || #83 || 888 TPE ||
NAME: Mikael Jakobsen
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 206
NUMBER: 83
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S -  - GP:   | G:   | A:   | P:   | PIM: -  | HIT: -  | +/-: - |


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SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x

Career SHL
Regular -  GP: - | G: - | A: -  | P: -  | PIM:   | +/-:   | HIT: -  |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S?? - ?- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | HIT: -  | +/-:  |

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | +/: - -

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Career SMJHL
Regular -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: 6   | +/-: -11  | HIT: -  |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
N/A

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BANK BALANCE: 38.9 M
TPE: 202
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|| Hiro Fujikawa || S43 - S52 || RW || #88 || 1313 TPE ||
NAME: Hiro Fujikawa
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 200
NUMBER: 88
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S48 - LAP - GP: 50  | G: 10  | A: 11  | P: 21  | PIM: - 10 | HIT: - 50 | +/-: -14 |
S49 - LAP - GP: 50  | G: 15 | A: 11  | P: 26  | PIM: - 10 | HIT: - 39 | +/-: -3 |
S50 - LAP - GP: 50  | G: 16 | A: 24  | P: 40  | PIM: - 24 | HIT: - 61 | +/-: +7 |
S51 - LAP - GP: 50  | G: 10  | A: 25  | P: 35  | PIM: - 11 | HIT: - 22 | +/-: +16 |

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SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x

Career SHL
Regular -  GP: - 200 | G: - 51 | A: - 71 | P: - 122 | PIM: 55  | +/-: +6  | HIT: - 172 |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S?? - ?- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | HIT: -  | +/-:  |

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | +/: - -

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Career SMJHL
Regular -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: 6   | +/-: -11  | HIT: -  |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
N/A

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BANK BALANCE: 15 M
TPE: 1313
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|| Elias Lindstrom || S33 - S43 || RW || #89 || XXX TPE ||
NAME: Elias Lindstrom
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 200
NUMBER: 89
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S? - ??? - GP: 0  | G: 0  | A: 0  | P: 0  | PIM: -  | HIT: -  | +/-:  |


[pbl]SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | +/: - -

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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S?? - ?- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | HIT: -  | +/-:  |

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | +/: - -

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Career SMJHL
Regular -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: 6   | +/-: -11  | HIT: -  |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
N/A

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|| Magnus Jakobsen|| S17- S30 || Retired - HoF || RW || #83 || XXX TPE ||
NAME: Magnus Jakobsen
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 220
NUMBER: 83
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Career Regular Season Stats:
GP: 624 | G: 208 | A: 270 | P: 478 | +/-: +48 | PIM: 432 | HIT: 1325 | SB: 107

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Career SMJHL
Regular -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: 6   | +/-: -11  | HIT: -  |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
Career Awards:
3x 1st All-Star Team (S21, S23, S27)
1x 3rd All-Star Team (S30)
1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S23)
1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S23)
2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S21, S23)
Aidan Richan Trophy (S20)

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