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Jack Durden has been traded from the New England Wolfpack to the Winnipeg Jets, and unfortunately, missed out on the playoffs.

It's unclear what will happen in the near future for Durden. Will he remain a Jet? Or will he receive other offers that are enticing? Durden has never hid his feelings on his desired destination, but now, it's out of his hands.

I'll take questions now.


Interview Why do you think you were traded?

Well, I was traded because I had asked for one. I wasn't happy in New England. I as well as many others felt that there was a lot of tension in the locker room, and I'm not one to hide my feelings. I was so irritated by it, that I needed a change. Even when Mac got traded, I still felt like the tension was there. I never really posted in the LR because it was a turn off, and because of that I didn't develop relationships with new (to me) people. I felt like an outsider, even though management worked their asses off to make it a great place.


Interview What are the chances you re-sign with the Jets?

I've said before that Winnipeg is a great place to play. Some of the reasons I wanted to come here initially aren't here or won't be, but I don't think it's a bad place in any terms. I was excited to be put there, but I don't know what the future holds. I'll be waiting until FA to make any kind of decision, but I know that Winnipeg will be a top destination for me.


Interview What teams are you hoping to receive an offer from?

Like I said before in previous conversations, I'd love to be a Renegade. I'm hoping to get an offer from Texas, but I know nothing is a given in this league. I'm prepared to listen to offers, and make whatever decision fits me.


Interview What are you looking for in a new team?

An active locker room, support on how I need to train and genuine people. No try hards or suck ups. It's annoying to deal with.


Interview What should teammate Lord Pretty Flacko do in terms of free agency?

He should go wherever I go. I know he's going to be on a trip, so it's hard for him to be active, but I think that he'll be able to find a lot of locations. I don't think there's a team out there that won't offer him a contract. He's an elite up and coming player and a cool dude. Everyone is going to make a bid on him.


Interview Which LR is better: NEW or WPG? Why?

It's hard to say. NEW bothered me (because I'm an asshole) because everyone was just ... so nice. It sounds odd, but they're all just genuinely nice people. And I'm a sarcastic asshole all the time, and I didn't want to be a dick to those people. I haven't been in WPG long enough to know enough about them. They seem nice, and seem close, but there's not a lot of people that talk (or at least that I've seen). It's great to check in though and see what they're talking about.

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Of the teams you've been on, which management style do you like best?

Again, with WPG, I haven't been there long enough to know anything. Storm is WOAT GM, ever... and PB is just super nice and willing to do whatever it takes to make the team successful and the players happy. So by default, I'd have to go with NEW.


Interview Talk about both Winnipeg and NEs futures.

I think NEW has a long, hard climb on them. They've traded away myself and Flacko, and had traded Mac previously. And they have a terrible goalie that never updates, so it's gonna be hard. I think WPG can do well, and I think they have pieces in place to succeed, but I think they'll be a middling team for a couple more years before striking hot.


Interview What number will you wear for Texas?

Can I be a big ol’ doucher and say 69? If Texas will have me, I’ll probably switch over to #13 if it’s not taken, or #7. If both of those are slotted, I’d rather stick with #86. I’m partial to those three jersey numbers.


Interview Are you excited to be reunited with SHL heart throb and former Whalers linemate, Allen?

Allen is bae. Allen is life. Allen is sex. I can’t express how excited I’d be to share the locker room with Allen again.


Interview Fuck, marry, kill: Baelor, Eggy, Hoover

Fuck Baelor with his big ol’ penis, marry Hoover because he’s a passionate lover who worries about the other person, and kill Eggy so it can stop being about him.


Interview Why do you hate me?

I don’t.


Interview Why do you love me?

You’re my prized possession in GOMHL… and one time (at least) line mate.


Interview Why did I make this all about myself?

Eggy 2.0


Interview Do you think you have what it takes to be a legend in the SHL? You big cuck?

No, not at all. I have a chance at being a decent player, and I think I can be a 40 point per season player, but I’ll never be a legend.
To answer your second question, yes.


Interview Did that last question sound aggressive? Sorry. No that wasn't the actual question, THIS is the actual question: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?


Interview Does the seating arrangement of the China Club factor into your decision at all?

Not really. I think I'm one of those people that can sit almost anywhere and be comfortable for a decent enough amount of time. As long as I can see the door, I'm good.


Interview How many pepes does Fleming have?

He has so many. He's always surprising me with the PERFECT pepe for any situation. His collection of rare pepes is astounding. I wish that one day, I could be as successful in life as he is with his pepes.


Interview why are you still not caught up to me in tpe

I didn't even know who you were until I looked through your profile.. so... I don't care?


Interview Durden didn't talk to me enough I think.

Quite possibly. Like I said, I was so disconnected from the LR because of my initial experience that I just didn't put much effort into it after the problem got solved. That's my bad.

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Season 24 - *4 Star Cup Champions - Vancouver Whalers*
Season 36 - *Challenge Cup Champions - Texas Renegades*
Season 36 - *Anton Razov Trophy Winner - Playoff MVP - Texas Renegades*
Season 41 - *IIHF Gold Medalist - Team United Kingdom*
Season 41 - *Triple Gold Member*
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Why did you write "his his"
Are you stupid or just incompetent?

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Quote:Originally posted by bbp@Feb 17 2016, 11:58 AM
Why did you write "his his"
Are you stupid or just incompetent?
ya durden u IDIOT

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Quote:Originally posted by Durden@Feb 17 2016, 11:55 AM
DO NOT GRADE!

Jack Durden has been traded from the New England Wolfpack to the Winnipeg Jets, and unfortunately, missed out on the playoffs.

Its unclear what will happen in the near future for Durden. Will he remain a Jet? Or will he receive other offers that are enticing? Durden has never his his feelings on his desired destination, but now, it's out of his hands.

I'll take questions now.
So many grammatical errors for an English teacher, you dur dur dur :ph34r:

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08-24-2018, 01:08 PMWannabeFinn Wrote: Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE Tongue
05-23-2020, 02:25 PMWannabeFinn Wrote: Scoop AINEC
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Why do you think you were traded?

What are the chances you re-sign with the Jets?

What teams are you hoping to receive an offer from?

What are you looking for in a new team?

What should teammate Lord Pretty Flacko do in terms of free agency?

Which LR is better: NEW or WPG? Why?

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08-24-2018, 01:08 PMWannabeFinn Wrote: Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE Tongue
05-23-2020, 02:25 PMWannabeFinn Wrote: Scoop AINEC
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Did it on mobile. My auto correct is a dur dur dur.

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Jack Durden:

Season 24 - *4 Star Cup Champions - Vancouver Whalers*
Season 36 - *Challenge Cup Champions - Texas Renegades*
Season 36 - *Anton Razov Trophy Winner - Playoff MVP - Texas Renegades*
Season 41 - *IIHF Gold Medalist - Team United Kingdom*
Season 41 - *Triple Gold Member*
**Vancouver Whalers Hall of Fame**
**Texas Renegades Hall of Fame**
**Hall of Fame Member**
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#7

Of the teams you've been on, which management style do you like best?

Talk about both Winnipeg and NEs futures.
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#8

What number will you wear for Texas?

Are you excited to be reunited with SHL heart throb and former Whalers linemate, Allen?

Fuck, marry, kill: Baelor, Eggy, Hoover
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#9

Why do you hate me?

Why do you love me?

Why did I make this all about myself?

Do you think you have what it takes to be a legend in the SHL? You big cuck?

Did that last question sound aggressive? Sorry. No that wasn't the actual question, THIS is the actual question: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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Quote:Originally posted by Nereus@Feb 17 2016, 03:24 PM
You big cuck?
I would like to know the answer to this question as well.
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Quote:Originally posted by Allen@Feb 17 2016, 12:25 PM

I would like to know the answer to this question as well.
Hey don't you go quoting on me you son of a bitch

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#12

Does the seating arrangement of the China Club factor into your decision at all?
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Quote:Originally posted by Nereus@Feb 17 2016, 03:26 PM

Hey don't you go quoting on me you son of a bitch
Wow, leave my mom out of this you son of a cuck.
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Quote:Originally posted by Allen@Feb 17 2016, 12:32 PM

Wow, leave my mom out of this you son of a cuck.
My dad was in Bosnia son

YOU EVER BEEN TO BOSNIA?

YOU EVER BEEN IN THE SHIT?

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Fuck you Durden, I'm not a pony loving nice guy and you could have talked to me ..i..

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