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Sivy McSieve Hopes to Become a Colander
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"In all honesty my only goal for this season is to step my game up and perhaps earn the label colander as opposed to sieve. I mean it's not like I dislike being called McSieve but McColander has a nicer ring to it. Also colanders are of a higher quality and are legitimate pasta making instruments where as a sieve is considered a lower end product. I think if teams consider picking me up they can expect me to hold the pasta in and let the water out. I promise to show up with cooked pasta every game day, and I'm sure everyone knows most game day meals are spaghetti hashtag team player. I expect to show up and be the best goalie on the ice for my team. I'm seriously considering wearing two blockers."

Sivy released this statement before making himself eligible for the upcoming SMJHL draft. Although he appears to have all the tools to be a top flight goaltender in the SMJHL there are many concerns with his player agent Frank. Frank recently forced Tomas Pylon to retire early perhaps hurting the LAP's chance at a cup, haha I'm kidding Pylon sucks. But in all seriousness some are concerned with the effects a player from Frank's agency will have in the locker room. Those with sticks up their asses might be offended by things he might say. This should be fun! :-x ;Wink Popcorn

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