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Come on in and ask me some stuff so I can get some cash. Getting tired of writing out articles on my phone.

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Favorite Holiday?
I'm gonna get a bit soft here and sound like I belong on a certain New England team, but Christmas is my favourite by far. Yes it's a bit more expensive then other holidays and it can be stressful at times, but waking up in the morning and getting to watch my kids open their presents and seeing how happy they are really makes it all worth it. Yes I realize some people get upset and say that's not what Christmas is about, but I really couldn't give a shit. Just seeing how excited and worked up they are Christmas Eve and to see them come down the stairs and their faces light up as the see their stocking and presents is an awesome feeling.

Favorite Season?
This one is a tossup between summer and winter. Summer has its obvious reasons. Fishing, camping, beach days, water park days, bon fires and just being able to sit around on a hot day and enjoy a cool beer is awesome. I like winter simply because of hockey. If we had year round rinks around here then I really couldn't care less if it got cold or not during the winter. Just means less snow blowing for me.

Favorite TV Show?
That's a tough one, but if I had to choose just one show it would have to be The Simpsons. Some of my earliest TV memories would be from The Simpsons, I feel like I grew up with the show. While people feel it's going down hill, I really don't care. I still look forward to the new episodes and watch then religiously. When the show comes to an end, it will truly be a sad day for me.

Favorite Movie?
Wow, even tougher then the favourite TV show. Hmm, I guess a movie I could watch over and over and not get tired of would be Happy Gilmore. I'm a big fan of Adam Sandlers older movies and I think this is one of, if not his best movie he made.

Celebrity Crush?
Jennifer Aniston, without a doubt. So many Friends episodes watched just waiting for a glimpse at Rachel to see how cold it was on set that day.

Favorite Dictator?
I'd have to go with Kim Jong Il. His son may step up to the plate and be even crazier but ol Jong Il is the top for me. Just the craziness and the secret that surrounds North Korea fascinates me. I really hope that the Koreas unify in my lifetime so we can hear about what actually goes on inside of North Korea.

What's the nastiest thing you'd do for 3 million dollars and a lifetime supply of pizza?
That's oddly specific, I'll have to think on that one.

Have you ever done the Trump Tower? Was it satisfying?
Like done it sexually or just been to it? Because the answer for both is no. I'm sure if I was to go there I would be extremely satisfied as I'm sure it's yuuuge.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
I'd say married is a safe assumption, already engaged so I'm sure within 5 years we will of tied the knot. Hopefully in a better place financially, as by that time I should have my student loans paid off and be making a decent amount of money. Maybe even in the workings of opening up my own shop.

Who would you rather fuck: Deener, Beyoncé or Blac Chyna?
Sorry Deener, but Beyonce for sure. I had to Google who Blac Chyna was, but Beyonce has her beat big time.

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Describe your perfect, ideal pizza. What toppings are on it? What sauce? Thin crust, thick crust, or some special style like deep dish?
Ideal pizza is without a doubt donair pizza. Donair sauce with mozzarella cheese layered over it, some chopped up onions and tomatoes followed by a layer of donair meat then another layer of cheese. Stuffed crust with even more cheese, and I've never tried it, but I'm sure this pizza would work good as a deep dish.

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What is your honest opinion on mustaches?
I am of the mind set that if you can rock one of these bad boys, then you better do it. If you look like a creep with that upper lip warmer, then you better shave it off. However if you can have a furry caterpillar sitting under your nose and look good doing it, then all the power to you.

Do you like to scream something to the guys on the ice while sitting on the bench? If so, what is your favorite heckle?
Oh do I ever, I'm one of the more vocal players on our team when it comes to chirping. It's something that doesn't get shut off when I'm on the bench either. As for my favourite chirp, there's so many I enjoy and really the best come right on the fly, but something I've found always works is just a simple, "You suck". Not sure why, but it really seems to get some guys worked up.

Least favorite hockey player of all time?
This would be a tossup of a couple. One from my childhood would be Claude Lemieux. He was just always so greasy, I was never a fan of him growing up. Now later on in life and with Lemieux gone, Brad Marchand has taken over his role as my most hated player. I just can't stand anything about him.

Would you make out with Jay-Z for 45 seconds to get the chance to touch Beyonce for 30 seconds?
Wait, I only have to make out with him for 45 seconds and I can touch Beyoncé for 30? Pfft, sign me up, I'll gladly swap spit with Jigga to make Beyoncé feel uncomfortable for 30 seconds.

Do you play video games?
Yes I do. I own an Xbox One and currently mainly stick to Infinite Warfare and NHL 17, but will also mix in a bit of Forza and FIFA. Thinking about buying GTAV as I had it when I had my PS3 and am getting the itch to start playing it again.

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Interview - What's your favourite movement from your time in the SMJHL?
I'm gonna assume you meant moment and go with that. I think my favourite moment was our entire playoffs in my first season in the league. It was a great time that ended in heartbreak, but that was when I truly realized how much fun this league can be.

Interview - How have you adjusted to life in the SHL?
I feel like I've adjusted quite well, to be a rookie in the SHL and still score at pretty well the same pace as when I was in my sophomore season in the SMJHL feels really good. I like how our season went this year and am really looking forward to what we can do in Hamilton in the future.

Interview - Expectations for Team Austria next year [S32]?
I expect us to drastically improve from how our tournament went this season. Our whole team felt we underperformed and I can see us being a legitmate medal threat next season.

Interview - Who's your favourite Kaiser?
It was Adam up until this presser, but hey, you're the one that's here asking me questions, so without a doubt it has to be Issac.





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Favorite Holiday?

Favorite Season?

Favorite TV Show?

Favorite Movie?

Celebrity Crush?

Favorite Dictator?

What's the nastiest thing you'd do for 3 million dollars and a lifetime supply of pizza?

Have you ever done the Trump Tower? Was it satisfying?

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Who would you rather fuck: Deener, Beyoncé or Blac Chyna?

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Interview Describe your perfect, ideal pizza. What toppings are on it? What sauce? Thin crust, thick crust, or some special style like deep dish?
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Bump, gladly take some more questions.





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What is your honest opinion on mustaches?

Do you like to scream something to the guys on the ice while sitting on the bench? If so, what is your favorite heckle?

Least favorite hockey player of all time?

Would you make out with Jay-Z for 45 seconds to get the chance to touch Beyonce for 30 seconds?

Do you play video games?
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Interview - What's your favourite movement from your time in the SMJHL?

Interview - How have you adjusted to life in the SHL?

Interview - Expectations for Team Austria next year [S32]?

Interview - Who's your favourite Kaiser?

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