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I've finally gone over 9000 posts! I don't think I ever expected to be hitting this many posts when I joined the site, well here I am now and I'm looking to go for 10k soon as well. (Allen how the fuck did you hit 10k)

Post here and I'll talk about you. Ask me questions about playoffs, Bure, or SHL in general and I'll probably answer them.

r1c3bowl22,Jan 6 2017, 06:13 AM Wrote:Talk about me pls
I swear you've been in most of my pressers as of late, any news on when the next track might be coming? I'm kinda preparing a giant music file on my computer and I'll be downloading all the songs I've compiled up to my phones, Journey will be going in there as well Ninja. You're a good guy, I wish you weren't on Seattle so I could be in a LR with you but maybe when I recreate that'll change

Kaisonious,Jan 6 2017, 06:15 AM Wrote:What're your thoughts on the cap and contract discussions going on lately? How would you fix it if it was solely up to you?

Other than the Wolfpack who do you think has the best shot at the cup this season? What about in the SMJHL?

Who's your real life hockey team? How are they doing this year?

Who would win in a fight Goku or Superman?

Also talk bout me if ya want

Rant mode:
The discussion that followed Bojo's suggestion boggled my mind a little bit, no offense to the people involved but their suggestions about TPE caps and HT discounts, etc are pretty stupid. I somewhat like the suggestion Bojo offered but I think it still needs tweaking before they make any decision. TPE Caps overall are shit, it limits activity, has so many loopholes, and it breaks apart a team that is active together because, oh your team is too good, be nice and give us a fucking hand. Removing HT discounts I think is not necessary but should be tweaked like the suggestion Bojo gave.
Rant mode over

If I had control, I would work with Bojo's suggestion, change minimum contracts slightly but no enough to cause massive influx of FAs every season, and give myself commissioner powers. I don't think the current system is perfect but it's not so bad that we require a massive overhaul.

I think EDM is gonna be a big threat again, they probably have the best shot after getting Szlerchek who was a massive pain in our guccis last season. SMJHL I'll just go with Whalers.

Real life hockey team is Canucks, bottom feeding team but I like how Horvat and Baertschi is playing as of late.

Superman unless an eclipse occurs.

I believe you came in S30? But you were a massive pick up for the Whalers and I really think you and JR can do some damage in the SMJHL. I didn't really get to interact with you as I have with other Whalers in the past but you seem like a good dude.

CRUTCHFIELD,Jan 6 2017, 06:43 AM Wrote:Skoden boi

I ain't no skoden boi. I still think about that trap card sometimes, that shit got my knees weak still Smile). I forgot to message you after LAP was doing so well but: perhaps I should have came to LAP? Ninja jk jk. You're an awesome dude everyone on and off the site and one of the only reasons I would come to LAP would be to share a LR with you besides the VAN one. I can't think of anything else right now since I'm drinking Whisky while I'm doing this but I'll say it again, you're an awesome dude Crutch.

Eggy Nog,Jan 6 2017, 12:53 PM Wrote:;Wink

How has your experience on New England been?

Thoughts on your individual performance this season? Team performance?

Favourite LoL champion?

Do you blame me for not having a 50 point season this year?

It's been great here as you should know Tongue. I've enjoyed the best parts of Bure's career here, 60 point season, 50 point season, now a 44 point season. Two cups and an Anton Ratzov trophy to boot, I've had a lot of fun being in the discord talking with you guys. Everyone has a distinct personality yet we all seem to get along really well together.

I would have liked to get more points as I have mentioned before but I'm fine with my points I guess. I think the team was insane this season, our scoring depth is I say the best in the league as everyone has done quite well for us.

TF, Draven, Gankplank, Thresh, and Graves

Yes

Bojo,Jan 6 2017, 01:56 PM Wrote:[Image: home-alone-kevin-o.gif]

Bojo! Nice gif by the way Smile). You probably have gotten this message a lot already but you're doing a great job as the new commish for the site. I like the suggestion for the contract tweaks but I think it needs a little bit more work to the suggestion itself before you can seriously start to push for it. Best of luck to you guys in the playoffs but if we meet in the 2nd round... no mercy Ninja

TML99,Jan 6 2017, 02:25 PM Wrote:9000! probably juicing....someone test this guy[/QUOTE

You found me, SHIT. I'm completely innocent besides Wert's choco milk. I'm happy to see you and Crutch do so well with LAP this season, you guys really deserve it, I'd wish you talk more on the forums though Ninja maybe I'm just not seeing it, who knows. I have no idea what's going on in your avatar, I get it's a panther but...

[QUOTE=Chris-McZehrl,Jan 6 2017, 02:26 PM]I must post here?

No! We must post in the trash can because we are all trash! Anyways, congrats on breaking the record AGAIN with McZehrl, 70 points is pretty crazy. I was a little bit surprised at MAN challenging us for the east this season but when I heard you were doing lines again I'm no longer surprised. I haven't been in the whatsapp enough with you as of late, been pretty busy and haven't had too much time to go look on my phone.

Raven,Jan 6 2017, 09:15 PM Wrote:Why are you blaming bots running it down the middle for going 0-6-2.

Why is Eggy the WOAT GM and why is eggy the GOAT gm?

Will you be carrying NEW in the playoffs?

And talk some about me
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Well a ryze went mid with no items and fed 5 kills. Then he went top and fed 5 kills. Then he came bot and fed 10 kills. He had one doran ring at 20 minutes.

Eggy is the WOAT GM because he didn't get me 50 points. He also left Mia play 70% ice time once and eats eggs so he is a cannibal. He is the GOAT GM because he got us 1st in the east and has a good mind about lines now.

I have no clue, I think the team will be doing work together rather than having one player truly lead them to victory. We'll see though, Bure's never been one to back down from a challenge besides the couch.

EU weeabos is pretty much the best phrase I can describe the both of us. We're pretty alike actually, anime, league, EU, and we play a pretty similar role on NEW. I heard about you from Cynthia who did a scouting report on you, she said he was a cool dude but I have no idea if you were gonna stay active or not. Well you definitely did and you've become a dominant force on the roster. Just gotta get you on the top 100 this time though.

Nereus,Jan 6 2017, 09:36 PM Wrote:samurai fakts

Subscribe for moar gay samurai facts. You're definitely one of my best friends on the site, you're a funny dude and chill to hang out with on the forums. Your memes are beautiful and a work of art. It's what Harambe would have always wanted :,>. Also since you're a Ducks fan, you are probably the only person besides Canucks fans who knows the struggles of Sbisa. Franchise defenseman for sure, he'll be a legend in the AHL.

RHolder71,Jan 7 2017, 12:40 AM Wrote:MOAR BURE,bitches.

YES. WHAT HE SAID, MOAR BURE BITCHES. Rick, you're a beast, ever since you were drafted you've been a beauty for the Whalers and the Renegades. Bure is honored to sit in the China club whenever he is invited, he'll remember to give the fans what they want for the playoffs. MOAR BURE.

formx,Jan 8 2017, 06:35 AM Wrote:Eat butt

Hello my fellow gay roww friendo. You a cool dude Formx, Your into some weird shit but I think that's just the Formx experience. You're like my intel dude in B.C, I get a pretty good idea of what's going on in Surrey and Vancouver from you. You've one hell of a weird guy but shit, DMing you on discord is a fun time for sure you hanuman.

Tomen,Jan 8 2017, 09:46 AM Wrote:I heard that you are a FA in the upcoming offseason  Stampede  Ninja

We'll see after the playoffs are over shall we?

Eggy Nog,Jan 9 2017, 01:40 AM Wrote:The ;Wink was meant for you to talk about me T_T

I drank a lot of whisky when I did the presser, I'm drinking a lot again today to get through this

I don't really know what to say though that hasn't been said before in other pressers. You're a great friend of mine on the site and on the discord, smurfing with you has been fun but can be summarized into the word "NA"It's fun when we discuss random topics from lines to league, etc. God I suck at lines though, remind me never to suggest anything even related to lines Smile). I don't really have anything to say man, you know how I feel about you ;Wink

formx,Jan 9 2017, 02:38 AM Wrote:Foreskin cut or intact?

Intact, it doesn't matter though since it isn't your choice

princekyle,Jan 9 2017, 02:55 AM Wrote:talk about me too

I'm so happy you're back man, no clue what happened to you when you went inactive but a lot of us just immortalized you into THE goaltender prospect that we compare to everyone. You were a good friend back then and I missed talking to you in the groupme or what remains of it since Formx has turned it into his own porn chat :lol: How you doing though? Haven't gotten to talk with you since Army came out and died again.

Sorator,Jan 9 2017, 03:08 AM Wrote:I'm vain; talk about me!

I've never talked to you yet so I don't know what to think but you seem like a really cool dude from where I've seen you on the forums. Are you getting drafted this season? I barely keep up with the SMJHL now, can't tell whose new or whose 2 seasons old.

How many more seasons do you expect Bure to play before retiring?

Bure's gonna be retiring in S40 along with VLAD McZehrl because the world must bear witness to Patrick McZehrl. That gives me 6 seasons or regression which I can fight off until I retire. I'm hoping Bure gets a few individual rewards before that happens though.

Think you'll win another Challenge Cup before then?
Well it's up to the sim luck and the team I choose to stay with but yes.

WannabeFinn,Jan 9 2017, 02:24 PM Wrote:over 9,000? u think ur sick dude?

Well you joined in S20 while I joined in S23 you scrub. Still can't believe you were taken over me, you were such a plug then and even now Ninja I think you know how I feel about you though, even if I forget you're on LAP from time to time. We don't talk often but generally we have the same opinion on ideas about the league. Also fuck you for winning in S23.

GCool,Jan 9 2017, 09:47 PM Wrote:Yo
Yo where the heck you been man, I haven't seen you in forever. I cant think of anything since I think the Whisky is starting to get to my head or liver, whatever goes down first, but so I have something to say, I'm just replying to your 6666 presser here: I'm enjoying the Wolfpack's company along with my 2 cup rings clogging my ears B). I was underrated because I only posted crappy articles in the SMJHL and never even touched the SHL forums. Despite the fact that I think I had more TPE than you at the time I got drafted way lower, it's in the past now though. The ilerminaty is all but dead at this point, Detective BUTT has gone into hiding, rumors are he's trying to find Buster Killington and Kyle Prince

bilbo,Jan 13 2017, 02:34 PM Wrote:i know you might be done but i just saw this and have extremely important questions that need answering <a href='index.php?showuser=1630' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-43'>Kevin "Juice" Bieksa</a>:

Interview How do YOU think Bure and Deets act around each other? Do they have a special handshake by now, you think?

Interview If you could only eat one type of sandwich your whole life, what would it be?

Interview Is Bure going to dig us out of this tied series and for the love of all things get us to Round 2?
Dieter probably tries get him to join in on whatever Mia and Mainio is doing with little success as Bure does like to be alone on bus rides. He does join in on any card games though when someone offers him to play. On the ice Bure gives advice to Dieter as the game goes on and tells him of things he's noticing so Dieter can take advantage of it. Bure doesn't have any secret handshake though with anyone

Anything with sautéed mushrooms, bacon, and guacamole.

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Talk about me pls

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What're your thoughts on the cap and contract discussions going on lately? How would you fix it if it was solely up to you?

Other than the Wolfpack who do you think has the best shot at the cup this season? What about in the SMJHL?

Who's your real life hockey team? How are they doing this year?

Who would win in a fight Goku or Superman?

Also talk bout me if ya want
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Skoden boi

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;Wink

How has your experience on New England been?

Thoughts on your individual performance this season? Team performance?

Favourite LoL champion?

Do you blame me for not having a 50 point season this year?

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9000! probably juicing....someone test this guy

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I must post here?

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Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 - Riot Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 - Wolfpack New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 - Dragons Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)
S34 - Rage Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 - Jets Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 - Stampede Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*

*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History

Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 - Whalers Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 - Scarecrows St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)

SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl Platoon Panthers Dragons Riot Wolfpack *
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl Dragons Riot Rage Stampede Jets Wolfpack *
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)

*1st Ballot Hall of Famer

small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!
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Why are you blaming bots running it down the middle for going 0-6-2.

Why is Eggy the WOAT GM and why is eggy the GOAT gm?

Will you be carrying NEW in the playoffs?

And talk some about me
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samurai fakts

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MOAR BURE,bitches.
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Eat butt
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I heard that you are a FA in the upcoming offseason Stampede Ninja

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