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BasedMinkus · 01-10-2017, 01:06 AM

This is a song. From back in the day about Ofer and some members on the SHL. Enjoy

May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real Slim Ofer please stand up
I repeat, will the real Slim Ofer please stand up
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen an Albertan before
Jaws all on the floor like Spangs, like Tylar just burst in the door
And started whippin' his ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' him over furniture, AHH
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just post what I think he did, did he"
And Dr. Meg said... nothing, you idiots
Dr. Meg's dead, she's locked in my basement
Sim league women love O4L
"Chigga chigga chigga Slim Ofer, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, Carl's probably got a couple of screws up in his head loose
But no worse than what's going on in Bleak's parents bedroom
Sometimes I wanna get on SHL and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Greebs 'n' Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on Dyl's lips, my bum is on Dyl's lips"
And if I'm lucky, Tez might just give me a little kiss
And that's the message that Wade delivers to little kids
And expect Lem not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what tampering is
By the time they write a play by play
They've got messages from McZehrl, don't they
"We ain't nothing but mammals" -- well, BBH is an animal
Who chokes on the fluids near his mandible
But if Greebs and Green can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that Hoggie and her Maxy can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Jamie wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Ofer, yes I'm the real Ofer
All you other Slim Ofers are just no-lofers
So won't the real Slim Ofer please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up

Lucas Smith don't gotta cuss in his posts to start drama
Well, I do. So fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn 'bout Germany
Half of you members can't even stomach me, let alone understand McZ
"But Ofer, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Langabeer
Shit, Danielle Hogan better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to JayTee and Jackson Tursk'
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little Heiss better broadcast on JustinTV
"Ya he's good but I think he's rigging this thing, he-he"
I should download BBH's Audio on MP3
And show the whole league how you choked on the fluid of DP
I'm sick of all you little hate groups, all you do is annoy me
So the Crew has been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of you just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck 'bout OC
Who post like me; mock, talk, and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me

I'm Slim Ofer, yes I'm the real Ofer
All you other Slim Ofers are just no-lofers
So won't the real Slim Ofer please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your teammates inside your locker room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the boards and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than 90% of you posters out can
Then you wonder how can kids drink up these Point Tasks like wine casks
It's funny; cause at this rate, when my rep hits minus 30
I'll be the only person in the locker room not subverting
Neggin' Rehn's ass while I'm slacking off with Nurmi
And I'm lurking, but this whole thread of idiocy has me smirking
And every single member is a Slim Ofer shirking
He could be on the L.V. Kings, spittin' on your Challenge Cup rings
Or in the Thunderdome, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck"
With his rep down and his post count up
So, will the real Ofer please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go

I'm Slim Ofer, yes I'm the real Ofer
All you other Slim Ofers are just no-lofers
So won't the real Slim Ofer please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up

vbottas17 · 01-10-2017, 01:17 AM

10/10

kit · 01-10-2017, 01:19 AM

lol

sarmo · 01-10-2017, 05:56 AM

Killed it

JHS · 01-10-2017, 11:10 AM

This is art

Merica · 01-10-2017, 11:41 AM

Fucking excellent

Muerto · 01-10-2017, 11:48 AM

Cuffy · 01-10-2017, 06:43 PM

awesome

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