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KELOWNA BON FIRE SPREADING Lucky Fire has SHL officials worried
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What started as a gesture of team unity has turned into a great concern for SHL officials as a Kelowna Bon fire has begun to spread outside the Knights locker room.

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While no one on the Knights would comment on the record, it is believed that winger Mike Izzy may have began this forum fire as a gesture of good luck .... And lucky it has! As Kelowna took 3 out of 4 points from Halifax and 5 out of 8 possible points since its inception. But something may have been thrown into the fire to cause an abrasive turn towards the outer walls of the forum...

We spoke with an official from the SMJHL Commishioners Office who had this to say about the fire:
'Our immediate concern is for the 'rookie locker room' .. how do you evacuate a bunch of newbies to the site??... hello! Welcome to the SHL...Now please evacuate 10 boards down to the SHL History section... thats a hard sell'


But Kelowna representatives do not seem to be fazed at this point:
'I should think of something else to throw into the Bonfire' - Coach Jenny
'You can make a great brisket over a flame like this - Fedor Shirobkov
'Don't show this fire on an illegal stream' - Samee
'The Augment Mike Izzy will be at Booster Juice on Anderson Avenue in Whitby this Thursday evening to sign autographs' - Mike Izzy


While evacuation is not currently on the table, it is believed that the Head Office has spoken with the Rookie Mentor Committee to begin rounding up important documents from the SHL Rulebook section. We will keep you posted on any further updates on this important site event.


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This bonfire has quickly gotten out of control, but there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

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wow Jenny WOAT GM

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Have to say, HO is to blame here. They let <a href='index.php?showuser=2101' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-10'>Jenny</a> and <a href='index.php?showuser=2077' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-10'>ej27</a> set a bench on fire during Game 4 of the Season 32 Four Star Cup without even a slap on the wrist. No wonder they became pyromaniacs.

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fire has always been beneficial to the knights. I'm sure this will be fine.

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Quote:Originally posted by Jenny@Apr 27 2017, 07:08 AM
fire has always been beneficial to the knights. I'm sure this will be fine.

This blatant disregard for basic fire and safety measures should not be allowed to stand. When will somebody step in?

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Quote:Originally posted by ztevans@Apr 27 2017, 05:33 AM
Have to say, HO is to blame here. They let <a href='index.php?showuser=2101' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-10'>Jenny</a> and <a href='index.php?showuser=2077' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-10'>ej27</a> set a bench on fire during Game 4 of the Season 32 Four Star Cup without even a slap on the wrist. No wonder they became pyromaniacs.

Pyromaniacs? Look, if the kids want to make sacrifices to the SIM gods, I can hardly see how it's any worse than driving around in a creepy van trying to sabotage teams with tainted cookies.

Besides, it wasn't us. We were dead at the time. We were on the moon...with Steve.

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Why is Samee bringing up the illegal stream incident again? Is he because he's a Verified Streamer?

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Quote:Originally posted by Crossfit Jesus@Apr 27 2017, 10:19 AM
Why is Samee bringing up the illegal stream incident again? Is he because he's a Verified Streamer?
Why are you so upset? Smile)
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Quote:Originally posted by Crossfit Jesus@Apr 27 2017, 10:19 AM
Why is Samee bringing up the illegal stream incident again? Is he because he's a Verified Streamer?
This has nothing to do with this.

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Quote:Originally posted by Samee@Apr 27 2017, 10:40 AM

Why are you so upset? Smile)

It's a joke calm down.

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Quote:Originally posted by Samee@Apr 27 2017, 09:40 AM

Why are you so upset? Smile)
Cause Sasha Banks is married to another man.
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Quote:Originally posted by JPL@Apr 27 2017, 10:44 AM

Cause Sasha Banks is married to another man.
Really? Wasn't even that angry when I found out tbh. I had like no chance anyways.

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Quote:Originally posted by XLeafer@Apr 27 2017, 07:41 AM

This has nothing to do with this.
it haz everything to do with this

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