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Jimmy Wagner, also known as "The God of St. Louis", "Swiss Cheese" and "The Wall" is gearing up for his rookie season with the Hamilton Steelcocks, where he will be the starting goaltender. Ask questions?

Quote:Originally posted by daBenchwarmer+Aug 6 2017, 12:19 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (daBenchwarmer @ Aug 6 2017, 12:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->hey can you return my passport? I really need it to get back into the USA.

thanks

also who stinks the most in hamilton excluding yourself[/b]

Is that an American passport or foreign passport? Also How could you possibly lose the most important item in the entire world? Not sure if you deserve to get it back if you don't think highly enough of it to make sure it doesn't get lost.

Ben Dover stinks really bad, pretty sure he never showers and also has naturally terrible BO. Like if you walked by him in a store or something he'd smell like shit, like an afghani or something in the Middle East. Dover nasty af. <a href='index.php?showuser=283' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>ThatDamnMcJesus</a>

Quote:Originally posted by DrunkenTeddy@Aug 6 2017, 12:23 PM<br />
How much does a Steelhawk weigh, and can you carry that much?

What's your favorite memory of the smjhl?

I hear Noro Wozy is your biggest fan, will you autograph his life sized cut out of you?

There is no weight that i cannot bear. I'm fully ready to carry the Steelcawks to glory.

My fav memory is when I helped change it from a bullshit YMCA liberal shit league where everyone got a trophy to a league where competition matters, you have to work to make the playoffs and it was once again made great again. Especially enjoyed all the shitstorms and saltiness from <a href='index.php?showuser=1263' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-59'>kit</a>.

Absolutely. I care about my fans, I make it my utmost priority to ensure they aren't taken care of and they know that I really really do not care. So if Wozy wants me to sign that life sized cut out, I'll make it tippy top priority.

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Is Sarah Underwood moving in with you to HAM?

What do you enjoy the most about Hamilton?

Is Goobey a legend?

Waffles or Pancakes?
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- Yes she is coming with me. Were pretty serious at this point. I mean I'd be a fool not to lock that babe down, so if youre reading this Sara, that special night out I have planned is nothing you need to stress about, I mean, it probably is, but also probably not.

- There is nothing I enjoy about Hamilton. Should re-locate to America so we can become great.

- Beyond a legend. There needs to be a new category for someone like Goobey, he's just on another level.

- Pancakes, with chocolate chips.

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hey can you return my passport? I really need it to get back into the USA.

thanks

also who stinks the most in hamilton excluding yourself

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Quote:Originally posted by Mr. Deplorable@Aug 6 2017, 09:02 AM
Jimmy Wagner, also known as "The God of St. Louis", "Swiss Cheese" and "The Wall" is gearing up for his rookie season with the Hamilton Steelcocks, where he will be the starting goaltender. Ask questions?
How much does a Steelhawk weigh, and can you carry that much?

What's your favorite memory of the smjhl?

I hear Noro Wozy is your biggest fan, will you autograph his life sized cut out of you?

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Is Sarah Underwood moving in with you to HAM?

What do you enjoy the most about Hamilton?

Is Goobey a legend?

Waffles or Pancakes?

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S2, S5, S18, S22 Challenge Cup Champion
Hall Of Famers: (S7) Alex Reay | (S28) Daniel Merica


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First, not a question, just an admiration. You have consistently got the best avatars. I'm slightly upset every time you change to a new one, since it means missing the old one. But then I learn to love the new one as much and the cycle continues. Cheers

Looking back over the last few years, how has the site changed the most? What has been the most positive change? The worst?

As someone who will be looking at recreating sometime soon, what can I expect out of my second time around compared to the first?

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From Kyle "The Wahl" Wahlgren, former St. Louis netminder and current Portland Admirals starting goaltender:

What do you equate to the constant stream of success St. Louis has had in pumping out high level goaltenders?

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What other nicknames could you have after your rookie season in Hamilton?

What age group of women to you expect to be the top buyers of your jersey?

Is it true that you requested Hamilton only sell your jersey in a size Women's Small?

What's your relationship with the Hamilton Ice Girls?

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Esa Anrikkanen Award - SMJHL ROY - Est. S34
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