TASK ONE:

Alex Mack is an incredible coach, he's a coach of women in the sack mostly, but he knows a thing or two about hockey. If the amazing Esa ever gave him the chance to coach the Dragons who knows how good we'd be, probably even better than we are now. The first thing I'd do is have hand jobs mandatory by our ice girls in between periods, that'd keep everyone happy and relaxed, but let's get down to brass tax here. Lines.

Mack--Esa--Joe
Randleman--Jagr--Pedersen
Gagner--Mack--Laflamme

Boychuk--O'Reilly
Hunky--Pergher
Goody--Hill

Mack to line 1 because he's the greatest, he plays with Esa and the new guy who's last name I can't spell or pronounce, but he's pretty good. Randleman is great but he plays behind Mack with Jagr and Pedersen, a lot of groin touching on that line. Gagner is also great but he plays 3rd line with me again because I'm the best and Laflamme because he likes to shoot and has fire in his name. Defense is normal, best player on best lines.

TASK THREE:

Alex Mack knows a lot about having the edge, he has the edge in all situations in his life, especially with women and hockey. It's amazing he's not in the finals but if he had to choose a team who has the edge in the challenge cup he'd pick New England. The wolfpack have experience, they've been to the finals many times, those pricks beat us once I think and won 3 times total with roughly the same team. They know how to win when everything is on the worlds biggest stage. Players like Jasper Clayton and their goalie Mike Laukkanen will give them the edge in this series. Experience on the biggest stage is what matters in the championship. Trust me I've won Playoff MVP in S27, I did it because I have experience and not just with women. Texas will be a tough team to beat but New England's experience gives them an edge in this game.

TASK SEVEN



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