http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/...ctims-face?lite

Yessss! Finally!

What.... The.... Fuck.... Lolz

What...?

:lol: holy shittt

run!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vladimir Vaskov | RW | Colorado Raptors
Name:  Vladimir Vaskov
Age: 19
Height: 6’ 2”
Weight: 198lbs
Number:  14
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Stats: 

S#    Team   GP   G  A   P   +/-   PIM  HIT  MPG

S41 Raptors  17   0   0   0   -3     15    33  15.08

S42  Raptors  50 10  8  18  +4     35   63  12.83

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Playoff Stats:

S#    Team   GP  G  A  P  +/-  PIM  HIT  MPG

S41  Raptors  7   1   2  3   +1     2   11  16.21

S42  Raptors  4   0   0  0   0       2     6   12.81

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Transactions:
Defected from KHL
Signed with Colorado Raptors
Drafted by Hamilton Steelhawks 25th Overall
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Awards:

I feel like a bad person for laughing throughout that entire story :lol:

But seriously, what the actual fuck?

Yngve "Oskar" Simonsson || Left Wing || Seattle Argonauts ||
Name: Yngve Simonsson (aka. Oskar Simonsson)
Age: 20
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 180
Birthplace: Luleå, Sweden
Number: 26
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S58 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 22 | P: 47 | +/-: -42 | PIMS: 21 | Shots: 170
S59 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 23 | P: 36 | +/-: -22 | PIMS: 20 | Shots: 150
S60 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 20 | P: 29 | +/-: -34 | PIMS: 22 | Shots: 158
S61 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 31 | P: 52 | +/-: +22 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 188
S62 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 28 | P: 43 | +/-: -17 | PIMS: 8 | Shots: 182
S63 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 19 | P: 43 | +/-: -1 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 193
S64 | SFP | GP: 47 | G: 9 | A: 25 | P: 34 | +/-: +14 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 97
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SHL Playoffs Stats:
S58 | SFP | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -7 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 20
S59 | SFP | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: +1 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 14
S60 | SFP | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 7
S61 | SFP | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 13
S62 | SFP | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 11
S63 | SFP | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 13
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S55 | DET | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 10 | P: 16 | +/-: -9 | PIMS: 16 | Shots: 95
S56 | DET | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 21 | P: 33 | +/-: -4 | PIMS: 10 | Shots: 124
S57 | DET | GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 26 | P: 53 | +/-: 9 | PIMS: 18 | Shots: 203
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SMJHL Playoffs Stats:
S55 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -5 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 6
S56 | DET | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +1 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 19
S57 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 11
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WJC Stats
S54 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: -11  | Shots: 7
S55 | SWE | GP: 14 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: 0 | Shots: 21
S56 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 4 | P: 7 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: +1 | Shots: 20
S57 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: +4 | Shots: 31
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IIHF Stats
S58 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: -4 | Shots: 10
S59 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: +5 | Shots: 10
S60 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | PIMS: 10 | +/-: +6 | Shots: 10
S62 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 23
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Transactions
S55 -- Drafted Round 1, 11th Overall by Detroit Falcons
S56 -- Drafted Round 1, 7th Overall by San Francisco Pride
Signed 3 year, $7,500,000 contract with San Francisco Pride
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Honors
S57 -- Named Detroit Falcons Alternate Captain
S57 -- SMJHL All-Star
S58 -- Named San Francisco Pride Alternate Captain
S58 -- Ryan Jesster (Rookie of the Year) Trophy Nominee
S58 -- Named to All-Rookie Team




Jean-Pierre Gay || Retired ||
Name: Jean-Pierre Gay
Age: 32
Height: 6'6"
Weight: 239 lbs
Birthplace: Wilcox, SASK, Canada
Number: 7
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S43 | COL | GP: 45 | G: 1 | A: 18 | P: 19 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 40 | Hits: 48 | SB: 32
S44 | COL | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 12 | P: 18 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 89 | Hits: 107 | SB: 59
S45 | COL | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 18 | P: 22 | +/-: +13 | PIM: 63 | Hits: 113 | SB: 39
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S43 | COL | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 10 | Hits: 5 | SB: 13
S44 | COL | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 34 | Hits: 44 | SB: 18
S45 | COL | GP: 16 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | +/-: +6 | PIM: 56 | Hits: 35 | SB: 21
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S46 | HAM | GP: 46 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: +10 | PIM: 61 | Hits: 125 | SB: 53
S47 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 8 | P: 8 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 48 | Hits: 84 | SB: 35
S48 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: +3 | PIM: 31 | Hits: 65 | SB: 32
S49 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 48 | Hits: 82 | SB: 75
S50 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +8 | PIM: 71 | Hits: 86 | SB: 56
S51 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 14 | P: 14 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 114 | Hits: 131 | SB: 57
S52 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 10 | P: 11 | +/-: -17 | PIM: 78 | Hits: 140 | SB: 62
S53 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -14 | PIM: 28 | Hits: 52 | SB: 22
S54 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 9 | P: 10 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 26 | Hits: 84 | SB: 23
TOT | GP: 446 | G: 8 | A: 68 | P: 76 | +/-: -28 | PIMS: 505 | Hits: 849 | SB: 415 |
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S46 | HAM | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 16 | Hits: 38 | SB: 11
S48 | HAM | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 6 | SB: 1
S50 | HAM | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 4 | SB: 7
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SHL Transactions:
S44: Drafted 14th Overall by Hamilton Steelhawks
S44: Signed 1 year 2 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S45: Signed 1 year 1 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S46: Signed 3 year 3 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S49: Signed 3 year 6 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S51: Traded to the Texas Renegades from the Hamilton Steelhawks
S52: Signed 2 year 4 million dollar contract with Texas Renegades
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SMJHL Transactions:
S43: Drafted 4th Overall by Colorado Raptors


Beau Bent || Retired ||
Name: Beau Bent
Position: Centre
Age: 46
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 205 lbs
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario
Number: 20
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S29 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/-: 2 | Shots: 54
S30 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 33 | P: 54 | +/-: 11 | Shots: 172
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SMJHL Playoffs Stats
S29 | KEL | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 31
S30 | KEL | GP: 10 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 37
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S31 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 14 | P: 23 | +/-: -7 | Shots: 106
S32 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 10| A: 12 | P: 22 | +/-: -15 | Shots: 155
S33 | POR | GP: 7 | G: 3 | A: 0 | P: 3 | +/-: -10 | Shots: 8
S33 | TEX | GP: 43 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | +/-: -6 | Shots: 37
S34 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: -12 | Shots: 61
S35 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 8 | P: 10 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 42
S36 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 4 | P: 11 | +/-: -13 | Shots: 61
S38 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 17 | P: 34 | +/-: -3 | Shots: 164
S39 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 21 | P: 43 | +/-: +17 | Shots: 151
S40 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 17 | P: 34 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 158
S41 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 24 | P: 47 | +/-: +1 | Shots: 175
S42 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 25 | P: 38 | +/-: +2 | Shots: 125
TOT | GP: 550 | G: 131 | A: 149 | P: 280 | +/-: -49 | Shots: 1,243
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NLA Regular Season Stats
S37 | DAV | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 13 | P: 29 | +/-: 3 | Shots: 142
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SHL Playoffs Stats
S34 | TEX | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | Shots: 6
S35 | TEX | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 2 | Shots: 7
S36 | TEX | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 1 | Shots: 21
S40 | TEX | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -3 | Shots: 21
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Transactions
SMJHL: Undrafted
Signed: Kelowna Knights $2,000,000 (S29)
SHL: Undrafted
Signed: Signed as Undrafted Free Agent by Portland Admirals
Traded: Traded to the Texas Renegades (S33)
Released and Loaned by Texas Renegades to HC Davos (S37)
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SHL Accomplishments:
Named to SHL All-Rookie Team (S31)
Named Portland Admirals Captain (S32)
Won Challenge Cup With Texas (S36)


Matthew Buchesner || Retired ||
Name: Matthew Buchesner
Position: Defense
Age: 63
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 216 lbs
Birthplace: Sacramento, California
Number: 55
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S12 | CHI | GP: 39 | G: 4 | A: 16 | P: 20 | PIMS: 34 | +/-: 3 | Hits: 62 | SB: 40 |
S13 | VAN | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -8 | Hits: 13 | SB: 8
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SMJHL Playoffs Stats
S12 | CHI | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 19 | SB: 9 |
S13 | VAN | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -1 | Hits: 9 | SB: 3 |
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S13 | LVK | GP: 49 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | PIMS: 24 | +/-: -1 | Hits: 45 | SB: 32 |
S14 | LVK | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 19 | P: 23 | PIMS: 40 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 81 | SB: 71 |
S15 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 | P: 23 | PIMS: 61 | +/-: 5 | Hits: 105 | SB: 53 |
S16 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | PIMS: 54| +/-: -1 | Hits: 148 | SB: 75 |
S17 | SEA | GP: 38 | G: 1 | A: 15 | P: 16 | PIMS: 52 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 95 | SB: 57 |
S17 | EDM | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | PIMS: 12 | +/-: -5 | Hits: 14 | SB: 10 |
S18 | EDM | GP: 46 | G: 5 | A: 21 | P: 26 | PIMS: 46 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 84 | SB: 68 |
S19 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 15 | P: 17 | PIMS: 36 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 105 | SB: 53 |
S20 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 28 | P: 32 | PIMS: 54 | +/-: -2 | Hits: 129 | SB: 55 |
S21 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | PIMS: 86 | +/-: -2 | Hits: 127 | SB: 65 |
S22 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 1 | A: 10 | P: 11 | PIMS: 52 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 119 | SB: 66 |
S23 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 18 | P: 21 | PIMS: 79 | +/-: 7 | Hits: 120 | SB: 66 |
S24 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 18 | P: 21 | PIMS: 66 | +/-: -4 | Hits: 155 | SB: 62 |
TOT | GP: 603 | G: 38 | A: 197 | P: 235 | PIMS: 662 | +/-: 25 | Hits: 1327 | SB: 733 |
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SHL Playoff Stats
S17 | EDM | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: -3 | Hits: 12 | SB: 8 |
S18 | EDM | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 23 | SB: 14 |
S21 | EDM | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | PIMS: 24 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 18 | SB: 4 |
S22 | EDM | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | PIMS: 14 | +/-: 1 | Hits: 24 | SB: 15 |
S23 | EDM | GP: 20 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | PIMS: 41 | +/-: -8 | Hits: 46 | SB: 22 |
TOT | GP: 57 | G: 5 | A: 15 | P: 20 | PIMS: 85 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 123 | SB: 63 |
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SHL Coaching Record:
S33 | TEX | W: 15 | L: 16 | OTL: 5 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS
S34 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 18 | OTL: 5 | LOST IN CONFERENCE FINALS
S35 | TEX | W: 26 | L: 19 | OTL: 5 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS
S36 | TEX | W: 29 | L: 16 | OTL: 5 | WON CHAMPIONSHIP
S37 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 19 | OTL: 4 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS
S38 | TEX | W: 19 | L: 27 | OTL: 4 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS
S39 | TEX | W: 24 | L: 20 | OTL: 6 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS
S40 | TEX | W: 32 | L: 12 | OTL: 6 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS
S41 | TEX | W: 16 | L: 30 | OTL: 4 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS
S42 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 19 | OTL: 4 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS
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Transactions:
Drafted - S12 Chicago Hitmen (4th Overall)
Drafted - S13 Las Vegas Kings (2nd Overall)
Signed - 3 Year, 12 Million Dollar Contract (S13, Las Vegas)
Signed - 2 Year, 5 Million Dollar Contract (S16, Seattle)
Traded - Traded to Edmonton (S17)
Signed - 3 Year, 9 Million Dollar Contract (S18, Edmonton)
Signed - 2 Year, 8.5 Million Dollar Contract (S21, Edmonton)
Signed - 3 Year, 4.5 Million Dollar Contract (S23, Edmonton)
Retired - S23 Offseason
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SHL Accomplishments:
Named Head Coach of Texas Renegades (S33)
Challenge Cup, Texas Renegades (S36)
Joe McKeil Trophy (S40) (Leagues Best Coach)
Joe McKeil Trophy (S42) (Leagues Best Coach)
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SMJHL Accomplishments:
Jersey Retired by the ST. LOUIS SCARECROWS (CHICAGO HITMEN), #4 (S16)
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SMJHL Awards:
Quilha Agante Trophy (S12) (Leagues Top Defenseman)
Zach Miller Trophy Nominee (S12) (Most Dedicated)


Zach Miller || Retired ||
Name: Zach Miller
Position: Right Wing
Age: 69
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 184 lbs
Birthplace: New Westminster, BC
Number: 21
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NWJHL Stats Season 5:
GP: 40 | G: 34 | A: 31 | P: 65 | PIMS: 81 | +/-: 8 | Shots: 153 |
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NWJHL Playoff Stats Season 5:
GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | PIMS: 15 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 19 |
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S6 | MIN | GP: 56 | G: 18 | A: 18 | P: 36 | PIMS: 102 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 143 |
S7 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 24 | P: 41 | PIMS: 77 | +/-: 16 | Shots: 126 |
S8 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 22 | P: 40 | PIMS: 29 | +/-: 8 | Shots: 174 |
S9 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 22 | P: 44 | PIMS: 6 | +/-: 10 | Shots: 104 |
S10 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 31 | A: 36 | P: 67 | PIM: 18 | +/-: 15 | Shots: 135 |
S11 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 30 | A: 34 | P: 64 | PIM: 27 | +/-: 20 | Shots: 125 |
S12 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 17 | P: 35 | PIM: 22 | +/-: 5 | Shots: 150 |
TOT | GP: 356 | G: 154 | A: 173 | P: 327 | PIM: 281 | +/-: 72 | Shots: 957
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SHL Playoff Stats
S6 | MIN | GP: 17 | G: 8 | A: 6 | P: 14 | PIMS: 27 | +/-: 10 | Shots: 32 |
S7 | MIN | DNQ
S8 | MIN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | PIMS: 7 | +/-: 1 | Shots: 37 |
S9 | MIN | GP: 7 | G: 4 | A: 1 | P: 5 | PIM: 2 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 15 |
S10 | MIN | GP: 21 | G: 9 | A: 11 | P: 20 | PIM: 6 | +/-: 3 | Shots: 48 |
S11 | MIN | GP: 12 | G: 5 | A: 8 | P: 13 | PIM: 4 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 34 |
S12 | MIN | GP: 18 | G: 9 | A: 9 | P: 18 | PIM: 0 | +/-: 6 | Shots: 58 |
TOT | GP: 87 | G: 37 | A: 39 | P: 76 | PIM: 46 | +/-: 18 | Shots: 224
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Transactions:
Drafted - S5 Prince George Firebirds (7th Overall)
Drafted - S6 Minnesota Chiefs (4th Overall)
Signed - 6 Year, 15 Million Dollar Contract (S8, Minnesota)
Retired - S12 Offseason
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SMJHL Accomplishments:
Most Goals (S5)
Co-Leader in Points (S5)
Captain of the All-Star Team (S5)
Hired as Prince George Firebirds Co-GM (S6)
Promoted to Prince George Firebirds GM (S8)
Award for “Most Dedicated Player” named after Zach Miller
GM of the Four Star Cup Winning Team (S8, S20)
Jersey Retired by the PRINCE GEORGE FIREBIRDS, #16 (S10)
Named SMJHL Commissioner (S10-S17)
Hired as St. Louis Scarecrows GM (S18-S23)
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SMJHL Player Awards:
Drayson Williams Award Winner (S5) (League Leader in Goals)
Aaron Brown Trophy (S5) (MVP, As Voted by the Fans)
Ideen Fallah Trophy (S5) (MVP, As Voted on by the GM’s)
Zach Miller Trophy Nominee (S5) (Most Dedicated)
Laurifer Trophy (S5, Prince George) (Team with the Best Overall Record)
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SMJHL GM Awards:
Four Star Cup (GM) (S8, Prince George) (Championship Trophy)
Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S8) (Executive of the Year)
Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S18) (Executive of the Year)
Oriens Trophy (S18) (Eastern Conference Champions)
Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S19) (Executive of the Year)
Oriens Trophy (S19) (Eastern Conference Champions)
Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S20) (Executive of the Year)
Oriens Trophy (S20) (Eastern Conference Champions)
Four Star Cup (S20) (Championship Trophy)
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SHL Accomplishments:
7 Time SHL All-Star (S6-S12)
Promoted to Minnesota Chiefs Head GM (S9)
Minnesota Chiefs All-Time Leader in Points (S11-S28)
Jersey Retired by the MINNESOTA CHIEFS #21 (S13)
Awarded Expansion Team in Season 25 Expansion
Portland Admirals GM (S25-S30)
Named to SHL Head Office (S32-S34)
Named Senior Advisor of the Texas Renegades (S34-S39)
Named Assistant General Manager of the Texas Renegades (S39-S44)
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SHL Awards:
Ryan Jesster Award Nomination (S6) (Leagues Best Rookie)
Jeff Dar Award Nomination (S7) (Best Defensive Forward)
Challenge Cup Championship (S10)
Challenge Cup Championship (S12)
Anton Razov Award Nomination (S12) (MVP Of Playoffs)
Damien Littleton Trophy (S40) (Leagues Best Executive)
Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee (S42) (Leagues Best Executive)
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IIHF Accomplishments:
Team Canada Captain WJC (S6)
Team World GM (S7)
Named to Team Canada (S8-S12)
Named to Team Canada Olympic Team (S10)
Bronze Medal Team Canada WJC (S5)
Silver Medal Team Canada (S8)
Gold Medal Team Canada Olympic Team (S10)
Gold Medal Team Canada (S12)

watch out fernando!

Lol i heard about this!

lol, wtf

MARQUISE HILL || RW || GREAT FALLS GRIZZLIES
Name: Marquise Hill
Age: 18
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 8
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S68 STL: GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 27 | P: 41 | +/-: 2 | PIMS: 20 |
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SMJHL Career Totals
GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 27 | P: 41 | +/-: 2 | PIMS:  20|
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SMJHL Career Playoff Statistics
S68 STL: GP: 16 | G: 0 | A: 10 | P: 10 | +/-: 2 | PIMS: 5 |
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SMJHL Career Playoff Totals
GP: 16 | G: 0 | A: 10 | P: 10 | +/-: 2 | PIMS: 5 |
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SHL Career Statistics
S-- TBD: GP: | G: | A: | P: | +/-: | SB: | PIMS: |
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SHL Career Totals
GP: | G: | A: | P: | +/-: | PIMS: |
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SHL Career Playoff Statistics
S-- TBD: GP: | G: | A: | P: | +/-: | PIMS: |
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SHL Career Playoff Totals
GP: | G: | A: | P: | +/-: | PIMS: |
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IIHF WJC Round Robin Statistics
S68 NA: GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -4 | PIMS: 0 |
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IIHF WJC Medal Round Statistics
S68 NA: GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 0 |
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Transactions
S68 Signed a 1 year deal with the St. Louis Scarecrows
S69 Drafted 37th Overall by the Chicago Syndicate
S69 Traded to the Great Falls Grizzlies
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Awards & Accomplishments
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Fuck it I call Daryl gettin my bow and arrow out now

And the Leafs were going to win the cup next season too, Brian Burke just can't catch any luck.

Originally posted by Secord@May 27 2012, 06:29 PM
Fuck it I call Daryl gettin my bow and arrow out now

i call Merle....wait, nvm.

http://www.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/21...olved-shooting/


more detailssss

he fucking growled at the cop

Originally posted by WiTzzEL@May 27 2012, 04:46 PM

    i call Merle....wait, nvm.

I call the lady with the swords and the chained zombies!