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kobel9 · 09-21-2018, 08:21 PM

Happy Friday boys and girls, how you living?

We've got NHL preseason, we're at the midpoint of the SMJHL season, and I've got an apology that I probably don't need to give.

Now, where do we start? Not like you're going to answer me. You're just a blog reader. I'm just here talking to myself and for some reason you have chosen to read this. I don't know what's worse, me talking to myself in a blog or you choosing to read this. Here's the hint, it's you. I'm awesome.

We're start with the pointless apology. Life has gotten the best of me. Without getting into exactly what I do, but with the NHL season right around the corner, my job has me working far more than full-time. So sometimes things get put on the back burner. I mean, I still got the things I needed to get done for the Anchorage Armada and Minnesota Chiefs, but I've been distant in the locker room. So to those who care, I'm sorry. And I love you.

Live footage of my apology:

Speaking of NHL Preseason however, We have NHL hockey back homies! So tell me now, who's your dark horse for the 2019 Stanley Cup? Mine's the Wild. Yeah, I know, they always f*** it up. But so did the Capitals. So that's my pick. I'm also predicting a first round exit for the Sharks. Not sold, I don't care about the Karlson trade.

So, we're sitting here, halfway through the Simulation Major Junior Hockey League's 43rd season. (I don't know if that's accurate, it's just season 43, bite me). Here's how we stand:

Whalers

Vancouver Whalers are in first with 34 points, a 17-8-0 record and a +23 differential. That's pretty baller.
Knights

Kelowna Knights are second with 31 points, a 14-7-3 record and can easily take over first. Watch out Whales.
Militia

Montreal Militia are third, 29 points, 14-11-1, don't sleep on them.

St. Louis Scarecrows are fourth with 28, 12-8-4, can easily jump to second with one good sim.
Raptors

Colorado Raptors are fifth with 28 points also, a 13-10-2 record, and the same can be said as them and St. Louis.
raiders

Halifax Raiders take the last playoff spot with 25 points, but only have a 2 point cushion. Don't get comfy.
Falcons

Detroit Falcons aren't far out, only 2 points out of the playoffs, but unfortunately that leaves one team in the basement.
Armada

Anchorage Armada, 6 points out of the playoffs, I don't want to talk about it.

Major shoutout to my boy Jax Aittokalio, top 10 center so far!
Jordan Van Mott top 10 in shot blocks, getting bruised, I'm about it. Also 1 goal out of most powerplay goals. Major respect.
I'm 4th in the league in hits, that's cool. I suck at everything else though.
Looks like Blue has a pretty good chance at Goalie of the Year award or whatever it's called, good luck kid.

We aren't where we want to be in Anchorage. But, we have 25 games to make up 3 of them. It's definitely not impossible. Crazier things have happened. I mean look at Leicester City, yeah, that happened. I watch almost all those games hungover. That was wild!

Anyways, thanks again for reading. I don't know if there are faithfuls or not, but if there are, buy a T-shirt.

***disclaimer*** there are no t-shirts

McLovin's Hangover Tip
The hangover is future you problem, current you needs to alcohol. Drink Responsibly, though, I guess.

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*Leppish* · 09-21-2018, 09:06 PM

I love you my boy and your articles, but no shoutout to me, the Whalers Il Capitano? darn it.

kobel9 · 09-24-2018, 10:04 PM

@Leppish I shouted out the entire team you guys are killing it this year, if need be and we're selling in the next couple days hopefully we team up!!

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