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I refuse to sign with any team unless ur team has at least 12 of the following members: zombo, dermo, pit, tomen, pingu, finn, tez, karey, avakael, rindie, 44, sleepy, or hippu.


Let’s this be a notice to all gm’s. If you don’t have at least 12 of those players your locker room is garbage and I don’t want to be there.
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:o I think I know of a team with exactly 12 of those members

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(This post was last modified: 12-11-2018, 01:10 PM by JSS.)

thanks for doing other teams a huge favour walrities

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12-11-2018, 01:08 PMZombiewolf Wrote: :o I think I know of a team with exactly 12 of those members

definitely not the eastern conference all star team

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what if they lose one :grimacing:

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12-11-2018, 01:10 PM.bojo Wrote:
12-11-2018, 01:08 PMZombiewolf Wrote: :o I think I know of a team with exactly 12 of those members

definitely not the eastern conference all star team

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I can't believe you've done this

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I don’t want to draft you

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12-11-2018, 01:13 PMZombiewolf Wrote:
12-11-2018, 01:10 PM.bojo Wrote: definitely not the eastern conference all star team

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I can't believe you've done this

i gotta take all the cheap shots while i can before i fall off the side of the earth

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wait a second - there's only one...

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TBH I'm glad to see this instead of the "Bexley mulling over his options" thread

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Welp no team has pit, oh well

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This doesn't seem like something a real Jalopski would say.

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Walrus is a honorary hippo. Just not as dangerous.



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12-11-2018, 01:07 PMThatDamnWalrus Wrote: I refuse to sign with any team unless ur team has at least 12 of the following members: zombo, dermo, pit, tomen, pingu, finn, tez, karey, avakael, rindie, 44, sleepy, or hippu.


Let’s this be a notice to all gm’s. If you don’t have at least 12 of those players your locker room is garbage and I don’t want to be there.
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hmm, forum name changes cost $1m each right? This seems worth 12m.

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Funny thing, i wont sign with any team that has any of those 12 people on the team.



Except for sleepypoo

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