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Why You Shouldn't Draft Khan Smeb
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JNHRegistered S35 Challenge Cup Champion || Still Drunk
Hello all the shitty SMJHL GMs. His name is Khan Smeb. He's been here for 56 years now, it's been a truly terrible 56 years. He's been hibernating for 40 years but is sadly back. What's that? You're asking if things have changed? Of course not. Okay now, let's move on and tell you all why you shouldn't draft him. There shouldn't even be explanations needed, but no one here probably has any clues.
Alright, first let's introduce his history, you all probably do not know but it's extra money so why not just say my history. If you didn't know, his first player was Ronan O'Keefe. There is a SMJHL trophy named after him, because he was one of only a few users of this site. He was drafted by the Vancouver Nightmare, doubt you children even know what team that is. Then he got traded to the Hamilton Steelhawks. He then got traded to Edmonton Blizzard, where he won 3 cups with Edmonton Blizzard. Then he got traded to Calgary Dragons and retired there. Then the next player was Belial, of course another superstar. Then the next player is Potato Chips... actually I have no idea which came before or after. Then finally we have Harambe. The legend. Alright let's begin 1) His players are not the winningest players in SHL history You'd be pretty dumb to draft a player that has had several players retired. He also made a lot of players that were quickly retired. Those players were: Gorlab: He was forced to retire because he got banned Jack Crasher: He was also forced to retire because everyone thought he was trolling, but he indeed wanted to sign with every team in the SHL. Hey, that's just him. Caveman just wants to experience every city. I mean you get him, you're also a caveman. Kitras: If you've ever had an encounter with Kit, my condolences. He is very inactive He hasn't been in SHL for, I dunno, 40 years now. That's basically 350 years in chicken years. That's a long time. It was also very nice while he was away. If you don't draft him, maybe he will leave again. He is not on Discord at all Who the fuck uses Discord. This basically made the forums die. This is the worst chatting platform I've come across. There are bugs everywhere. There are a lot of disgusting people that use it. For example, kitras uses it. If I have to rate this app, it has to be 3/10. Even slack was better. Chatzy was an insta 7/10. Don't even ask me to download this garbage on my phone, I won't do it. Everyone's now circle jerking in their discord servers. Yikes. He is not loyal Don't even tell him to adjust my player to suit team needs. He'll do what he wants to do. he wants to be Cody Ceci, the best defenseman in NHL history. You better give him max salary, play him top line minutes, and get him multiple championships. On the first clue that it isn't happening, he's out, cya later. I will team hop several times in the SHL. Loyalty is overrated. To summarize, you shouldn't draft Khan Smeb. There's no reason to. Also he just retired minutes before the draft. 2x media bonus please. ![[Image: NCQjJT2.png]](https://i.imgur.com/NCQjJT2.png)  -  -
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