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Aaron Wilson: a way too honest scouting report by his agent
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(This post was last modified: 04-04-2019, 07:50 PM by awils13.)

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Hello. I am Pich Raul, founder of Brake Sports Group ®. We are pleased to announce that our agency has reached an agreement with Aaron Wilson, the rookie out of Vancouver, and I will be representing Aaron in all future negotiations.

Today I’m here to tell you why you should and shouldn’t consider selecting Aaron in the upcoming SHL draft. Every word here is 100% true.

Almost completely random, my client’s preferred destinations are Buffalo Stampede, Manhattan Rage, Los Angeles Panthers and Minnesota Chiefs (edit: also Edmonton Blizzard, I like that name) in no particular order but ultimately, he’d consider playing for any team. However, my client will not be speaking with any GMs or scouts prior to the draft. (Nothing personal, he's just binging on cocaine until the preseason). I mean, it's not like he's a highly-touted prospect or anything but just in case, refer to this article when you do your scouting. (And if no team wants to draft him, that’s fine, he’ll just go play in China).

Pro: Advanced stats
So my client did all that work on advanced stats which was pretty cool, and now he has around $25M in his bank account.

Pro: 100% TEPI Ranking
So far Aaron has capitalized on every TPE opportunity and right now he’s at 268 TPE which isn’t the most in his draft class but that’s not bad at all either.

Con: he spent 3 months trying to learn guitar
Aaron tends to get excited about new things and then abandons them after a while. So honestly, who knows how long this will last.

Pro/Con: all or nothing approach
Related to the previous item, I have a feeling that Aaron will either be a hall of famer or inactive in 2 months. He usually tries to do things really well or doesn't do them at all. So he is a high risk/high reward type of pick. 

Con: his favorite player is Kevin Durant
Well, not really. But he is likely to choose the hardest road™, meaning if he gets a chance to form a superteam somewhere else, he’ll probably do it.

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Con (Pro?): he likes teams most people hate
Seriously, his favorite teams are Penguins, Lakers and Dodgers. Does it get any worse than that?

Con: not very active on discord
He’s not exactly inactive either, just doesn’t text often. I would rate his activity level 4/10.

Con: too serious about fantasy hockey
Aaron has made the finals 3 years in a row in his 20 team league and he will do everything he can to keep the streak going. From extensive research before the draft to waiver wire scouting and daily management, he spends way more time on fantasy hockey than he’s willing to admit. And if he doesn’t have enough time for both FH and SHL, I’m not sure which one he will choose.

Pro/con: he’s staying in SMJHL for at least 1 more season
Possibly 2 or 3

Con: he’s kind of an ass tbh
What kind of person refuses to talk to scouts and GMs?
Also, he reddits too much and 40% of his vocabulary is r/nba copypasta. something something he boomed me

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Pro: Quality teammate  Whalers

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con: not a monkey

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love this media and especially the name of the agent :D

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WAIT I DRAFTED ANOTHER PENGUINS FAN? End me now

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FYI

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