TASK 1: (Written, 3 TPE)
Overall, S46 was a tremendous disappointment. I went into the season with not only high expectations for myself, but for the New England Wolfpack team in its entirety. With the new divisional alignment, it seemed like now was the time to strike on a seemingly easier path to the postseason. Boy, was I wrong. Not only did we finish dead last in the SHL overall standings, my update to play on the blue line was done incorrectly, leaving me with an illegal build for 80% of the season. Even with an illegal build, we were unable to capitalize on this and fell short of a postseason berth. Despite all this frustration, Bitties still had a decent season for his first year on the blue line. I’m hopeful that with S47 nearly upon us we can turn the page to the next challenge and move on from this. I am hoping that it can only go up from here.

Task 3: (Written, up to 5 TPE)
1. I believed that Joe and TDZ had the edge going into the series due to their synergy in St. Louis at the SMJHL level. Now, I realize that doesn’t necessarily translate to the SHL level, but these guys haven’t had as many goes at the SHL level as the Buffalo tandem have, and the Buffalo tandem hasn’t been successful up until this season. 
2. Aleister Cain because he’s able to keep his hair looking that nice no matter how hard of a game he has. He could put up a 99 save shutout, rip off his mask as his face pours sweat, and somehow his hair is still sculpted in that same sexy style. There’s no analytics or stats that can back that up – that’s incredibly impressive. @SlashACM  
3. Tatu Makela – Charles Walker - Roman Augustus – Joe Kurczewski – Viktor Marius – Aleister Cain. These guys are all-time legends or will be a legend by the time their careers are done and their skates are hung up for good. I’m a huge fan, despite not seeing eye to eye with WBF from time to time. 
4. I think Michael Fox has a tremendous career ahead of him. He brings an intelligent outlook on the game of hockey and has the smarts that you just can’t teach. He’s got a great way of seeing the ice and making passes that seem to appear out of nowhere. I look forward to seeing his career develop. @FuzzSHL 
5. Is this a real question? New Orleans, Louisiana easily. This place is one of the party capitals of the world, and with the SHL All Stars in town, it’d be no different. Madi Gras baby! Hopefully Tigole Bitties can get an invite for S47. Probably not though, knowing my luck!  

Task 5: (Written, 3 TPE)
I don’t know why I was here, but I was walking down underneath the Smoothie King Center (what a terrible arena name, by the way) and I saw into the New Orleans Specters locker room as a member of the media left. They were all wearing religious cowls and praying in a summoning circle. They had a large Buffalo in the circle, and I thought I saw Aleister Cain walk up, brandishing a long sharp sword. He slit the bison’s throat and put his goalie pads underneath the beast’s wound, drenching his pads in its blood. I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to unsee what I saw in that room. It’ll haunt me for life. As soon as this league awarded a team to use some spooky spiritual name, it’s just asking for that kind of evil shit. Not my thing at all, and it looks like their creepy Satanic ritural / voodoo shit just didn’t work. @JKortesi81  @SlashACM

Task 7: (Written, 3 TPE)
These two teams are coming together to run a bake sale! It’s the largest SHL sanctioned bake sale that has ever happened! You know you love Buffalo Stampede and New Orleans Specters shaped cookies! How can’t you! You can even taste the apple in the green frosting of Buffalo! The grape in the Specters’ spooky cookie! Each cookie is sold for $5 and includes a coupon for 50% off a tall domestic beer, making it easily worth the $5 as it is. In addition to these wonderfully designed cookies, both teams have partnered with Rice Krispy Cereal to create their own multicolored crunchy, sweet treats. Gourmet Rice Krispy Treats will be sold at the bake sale for $4 each. All customers will be entered into a raffle to win a chance to meet the Challenge Cup! How can you say no to that? The funds raised will be going directly to TDZ’s drug fund because he needs some more. @TheDangaZone

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