Task 1 (+3)

Season 46 is in the history books, and the West Kendall Platoon failed to make the playoffs. That's not a common thing to hear, but sure enough we just ran out of gas in the last stretch of games to allow a surging Toronto to sneak on in. And power to them, because Beaujeaux Biscuit was not playing like his championship caliber self this season, letting in goals that reminded fans of his rookie and sophemore years starting. While I did go over .500 in my starts (23-14-7) I set a personal worst for goals against in a season by one (140 GA). Funny enough the previous season at 139 we went to the finals. Maybe the team is just carrying me. Worst moment for me was probably the first 7+ goal game against me this season, followed by yet another one a few weeks later.


Task 3 (+4) [This is written after the finals]

1: If I were to guess who would be the better GM pair, I would have definitely gone with JKortesi and TheDangaZone. Both GM's have a clear and powerful history of success in the playoffs. It's almost a little scary how much impact just having them on the team can bring. Calgary, Ireland, and even TDZ's one season stint with WKP in s45, success just follows this guy.

3: So to be honest my lineup is mostly based on stats, but at the same time all the names are very clear choices because I actually know who this lineup consists of. These are famous players in the SHL who have been making a name for themselves throughout the years. NOLA's goalie performed better, but Buffalo's offense have some clear star players that stood out above the rest.

F- Victor Marius
F- Oliver Konig
F- Roman Augusts
D- Richard Physt
D- Tatu Makela
G- Aleister Cain

5; The all star game goes to NOLA, no question about it. Buffalo may have won, but nobody actually wants to go to Buffalo. Have you seen New Orleans? Sure, it's a little rugged looking, but google images shows ladies and their schmoogenhonkadoogans out. I'm talking big garjunkabunkaloogas, and they apparently just want beads? You think you're gonna find that in Buffalo? They probably have eskamos that might take off their gloves to be suggestive.

6: The three most dangerous players on the ice start with Victor Marius. That guy can simply put points on the board. His linemate, Konig, when paired with him make them one of the deadliest duos in the league. Lastly goaltender cain can absolutely counter those two if the situation is right. All depends on how the cards fall and how the planets align. But those three will either make this series a shootout, or a defensive struggle.


6: The three most dangerous players on the ice start with Victor Marius. That guy can simply put points on the board. His linemate, Konig, when paired with him make them one of the deadliest duos in the league. Lastly goaltender cain can absolutely counter those two if the situation is right. All depends on how the cards fall and how the planets align. But those three will either make this series a shootout, or a defensive struggle.


Task 5 (+3)

One day I was just minding my business, eating some bojangles, reading the news, petting my cat, when all of the sudden this guy crashes through the locker room door with a knife in his hand. I calmly put my coffee down, which I'm not sure why I'm drinking because I hate coffee but sometimes you just got to push through to enjoy the things in life. The person on the ground was Alex Light, bleeding profusely through his right dominant arm. In fact there's a clear visual of pain inflicted in his right arm, as well as a third degree titty twister. JR walks through the door and yells "YOU APOLOGIZE FOR TYING BOJO's RECORD RIGHT NOW" and I'm all like oh hanh hanh hanh, non non monsier JR je suis BEAUJEUX, pas BOJO. And he's like Bojo you know I don't speak spanish. Meanwhile Alex is pretty much unconcious at this point. @enigmatic , who isn't even on my team anymore, share a baguette with me and we forgot about everything until just now. @JR95 @Zoone16


Task 7 (+3)

The big ole BuffaNola finals charity extravaganza will be kicking off the day before the series begins. In a rare moment in any sport, players from both teams are putting aside their differences to donate biscuits for the homeless. I assure you this has nothing to do with me, Bojo Biscuit, or any of my advertisers. But what's done is done, and both teams are selling biscuits and washing cars in just their jockstraps. The jockstraps will later be auctioned off a private location for further charity donations. Konig was extremely helpful, offering multiple jockstraps for donation after washing each car with a new one. "It's just a family thing, I guess," Konig said about the non-traumitizing experience. "It's just like Babushka always told me, 'Do it before the cops find out,'" and then made a gun firing gesture. At the end of the day, with all the spuds eaten up and all the suds draining away (as well as other undetermined fluids) the gangs shook hands, spanked asses, and headed to Buffalo for game one.


Task 14: Sent (+3)