just a heads up, if you use a laptop on your lap, your balls are being cooked causing them to become sterile.. which means you wont have any kids... so ya use a desk or something lol

Doubt is a dream killer

*moves laptop onto stomach*

*touches himself*^

Charlie Serpe || D || Specters || Scarecrows ||Team USA || 1298 TPE || Retired ||

Name: Charlie Serpe
Age: 21
Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 185 lbs
Number: 13
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Career Statistics:

SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S46 | 50 GP | 1 G | 19 A | 20 P | 0 | 9 PPP | 20 PIM | 50 H | 40 SB
S47 | 50 GP | 10 G | 23 A | 33 P | +15 | 10 PPP | 34 PIM | 54 H | 75 SB

SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S46 | 12 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | +1 | 2 PPP | 0 PIM | 9 H |  21 SB
S47 | 13 GP | 4 G | 10 A | 14 P | -3 | 10 PPP | 0 PIM | 9 H |  15 SB

SHL Regular Season Stats:
S48 | 50 GP | 0 G | 6 A | 6 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 14 PIM | 44 H |  38 SB
S49 | 50 GP | 1 G | 12 A | 13 P | +10 | 1 PPP | 18 PIM | 43 H |  38 SB
S50 | 50 GP | 4 G | 19 A | 23 P | +18 | 0 PPP | 12 PIM | 22 H |  39 SB
S51 | 50 GP | 0 G | 22 A | 22 P | +15 | 3 PPP | 8 PIM | 29 H |  48 SB
S52 | 50 GP | 5 G | 25 A | 30 P | +6 | 9 PPP | 16 PIM | 27 H |  72 SB
S53 | 50 GP | 3 G | 10 A | 13 P | +2 | 2 PPP | 20 PIM | 29 H |  125 SB
S54 | 44 GP | 2 G | 12 A | 14 P | +7 | 2 PPP | 14 PIM | 4 H |  88 SB
S55 | 50 GP | 5 G | 19 A | 24 P | 17 | 0 PPP | 16 PIM | 22 H |  74 SB

SHL Playoff Stats:
S48 | 13 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 19 H |  7 SB
S49 | 11 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | +3 | 0 PPP | 8 PIM | 17 H |  11 SB
S50 | 10 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -3 | 0 PPP | 7 PIM | 7 H |  13 SB
S51 | 5 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | +1 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 4 H |  3 SB
S52 | 13 GP | 0 G | 6 A | 6 P | +6 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 3 H |  11 SB
S53 | 3 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | +0 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 1 H |  5 SB
S54 | 17 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | +0 | 2 PPP | 8 PIM | 3 H |  52 SB
S55 | 20 GP | 1 G | 7 A | 8 P | +1 | 0 PPP | 18 PIM | 8 H |  43 SB

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Transactions:
Drafted 15th overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows in the S46 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 10th overall by the New Orleans Specters in the S47 SHL Entry Draft
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Awards:
S46 SMJHL Four Star Cup Champion
S46 St. Louis Scarecrows Luke Riggs Award for Most Locker Room Activity
S46 St. Louis Scarecrows Vladmir Bodnar Award for Best Rookie
S50 IIHF Gold Medal
S51 IIHF Gold Medal
S53 IIHF Gold Medal
S54 Challenge Cup Champion



Victor Fedorov || C || Platoon || Scarecrows || Team Russia || Retired ||

Name: Victor Ferorov
Age: 18
Birthplace: Moscow, Russia
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 13
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Career Statistics:

SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S56 | 50 GP | 3 G | 13 A | 16 P | -8 | 0 PPP | 46 PIM | 86 H |  71 SB
S57 | 66 GP | 6 G | 17 A | 23 P | -8 | 0 PPP | 20 PIM | 49 H |  73 SB

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Transactions:
Drafted 28th overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows in the S56 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 38th overall by the Baltimore Platoon in the S57 SHL Entry Draft
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Vadim Askerov || D || Grizzlies || Patriotes || 437 TPE ||

Name: Vadim Askerov
Age: 21
Birthplace: Moscow, Russia
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 185 lbs
Number: 13
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Career Statistics:

SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S61 | 49 GP | 6 G | 22 A | 28 P | -10 | 10 PPP | 16 PIM | 26 H | 65 SB
S62 | 66 GP | 12 G | 37 A | 49 P | +33 | 8 PPP | 18 PIM | 26 H | 78 SB

SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S61 | 12 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | +1 | 2 PPP | 4 PIM | 6 H | 23 SB
S62 | 4 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -2 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 3 H | 2 SB


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i will never get laid

You said this in such a primitive and over-exaggerated way. You won't become sterile, it just lowers your sperm count. And it's temporary. Still, use a desk though or some pad. It's not the laptop itself but the wireless if you have wifi on.

i dont know where the fuck you got wireless from but from what i heard pads wont help and the heat from the computer can heat up your balls to a dangerous temperature reducing sperm count, so it is from the laptop. better to be safe than sorry... my left testicle hurts :(

Doubt is a dream killer

I heard it's wireless too.

Originally posted by sarmo@Jun 22 2012, 03:06 PM
i dont know where the fuck you got wireless from but from what i heard pads wont help and the heat from the computer can heat up your balls to a dangerous temperature reducing sperm count, so it is from the laptop. better to be safe than sorry... my left testicle hurts :(

I got it from scientific studies, dumbo. Not just thinking "oh my balls are hot from the laptop I'm totally gonna go sterile"

Just google wireless sperm

ok thanks for the info *****

Doubt is a dream killer

Originally posted by Daco@Jun 22 2012, 02:58 PM


I got it from scientific studies, dumbo. Not just thinking "oh my balls are hot from the laptop I'm totally gonna go sterile"

Just google wireless sperm

He is right though. excessive heat decreases sperm count. like hottubs

Originally posted by Lazyeye@Jun 22 2012, 11:12 PM

He is right though. excessive heat decreases sperm count. like hottubs

I suppose excessive, I've never actually gotten very hot from my laptop though so I guess I don't really know what that's like.

I researched it a while back, and didn't see anything on wi-fi/radiation, but yea, the head pf the laptop probably messes something up down there.

Unfortunately my laptop is always on my lap, lol. When the bottom heats up, I usually take it off.

Originally posted by Daco@Jun 22 2012, 10:14 PM


I suppose excessive, I've never actually gotten very hot from my laptop though so I guess I don't really know what that's like.

Well MacBook get stupidly hot. It actually leaves red marks on my thighs sometimes