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~~PenKnight~~ · 05-22-2019, 06:13 PM

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(1,470 Word Count + 15 Minutes Audio)
Transcript of the Broadcast
Oh Canada not included in Word Count.

It's a Hockey Night in Montreal!! Welcome to the live broadcast of the first playoff game for the Montreal Militia in Round 2 against the Kelowna Knights.
The Montreal Faithful have packed the house. Montreal has sold out every game this season and this one is no exception.
Puck Drop is right around the corner so lets give you the starting line up

For the Kelown Knights,
Starting at Center is number 17 Aleksandr Scherbak.
At Left Wing number 92... really? Number 92!? Whatever... Barry Batsbak.
At Right Wing number 23 The Explosive... Nathan Explosion!
Starting at Defense is number 18 Big Fudge!
Big Fudge? Is that his real name? Someone is pulling my leg!
Let me see here... 6 foot 3 inches and 210 pounds... Hardly Big but perhaps Fudge!
Also starting at Defense is number 74 Piotr Horvat?
Did I pronounce that correctly? Probably not but who cares they all suck!
Last for the Knights... starting in Goal number 30 Alexander Andersson-Grande!
Grande and Fudge huh? Ok... moving on.

Now starting for your Montreal Militia...
At Center ... you know him for Killing Camps all over Canada... Number 12... Marc Hagan!
Starting at Left Wing... The commander of the Ship... Number 11... Commander Shepard!
And at Right Wing... The Asian Assassin... number 31... James Truong! Thats... Tru- - -Ong!
Playing Defense for the Militia two players who are a part of the Primary Defense... we have...
The Swedish Connection... number 14... Stolp Skottson!
His Russian Counterpart of the Primary Defense... number 7... Oliver Klozoff!
And in Goal... The Berlin Wall... From Russia With Love... Your Own... AOV... Aleksi O'Koivu-Volkova!!

Those of you who can stand... please rise and remove your caps for the singing our national anthem...
Oh Canada Plays...

Now that the peliminaries are over lets Play Ball... or Drop The Puck in this situation!
The refs are getting everyone ready and lined up correctly making sure nobody is cheating to get an edge on the face off.
And there we have it! Scherbak wins the face off against Hagan in the neutral zone.
He gets the puck over to Puhcheese to takes a shot and AOV gloves it with ease as the Militia Faithfull go wild!
Facing off in their own zone Angello wins the face off for Montreal.
The puck gets over to Zalapski who passes over to Griffth who tries to make a long pass but ends up icing the puck.
Back to the Militia Zone for another Face Off. Angello loses this one to Josef who passes over to Touncie.
Touncie passes the puck but gets intercepted by Zalapski.
Zalapski gets the puck out of the zone with too much force and yet another icing!
Josef wins this face off against Angello as well. He gets the puck over to Bergenty who passes over to Malichov.
Vadim Malichov skates in a rifles off a shot that misses the net wide!
Vaclihov gets his own rebound off the boards. Shoots Again... Blocked by Dirk.
The puck ping pongs around a bit and Jason Bergenty gets control for the Knights.
His pass gets intercepted by Zalapski who is flying all over the place.
Zalapski over to Griffith in the neutral zone. He passes it to Angello who brings it into the Knights zone.
Angello tries to pass through traffic but gets intercepted by Puhceese who gets it over to Malichov who passes to Touncie.
Touncie brings the puck into the nuetral zone. Skates into the Militia zone and passes over to Puhcheese.
Pucheese shoots and AOV snags it out of the air once again!
Back to the Face off circle in the Montreal Zone.
Scherbak against Angello again and Scherbak wins it.
Puck gets passed over to Horvat. His pass gets intercepted by Griffith who tries a pass but Big Fudge intercepts that.
Fudge over to Batsbak over to Explosion who gets it to Horvat. Horvat over to Scherback who shoots a wrister that is gobbled up by AOV. He is on his game tonight.

He once told me that the puck looks like a frisbee at times. I suppose this is one of those nights!
This time Svensson beas Sharp in the circle for the puck. The puck gets over to the Jaguar for the Militia who skates up ice into neutral territory.
Drop pass to Tedisko back to Jaguar Johnson. Puck gets carried into the Knights zone. Jaguar takes a shot and misses the net!
Tedisko retrieves the puck. Now intercepted by Leblanc. Pass over to Zach back to neutral ice. Pass over to Sharp who brings it into the Militia Zone.
Sharp fumbles the puck and O'Dowd picks it up for the Militia.He passes it over to Svensson who skates it through the neutral zone.
Now over to Jaguar Johnson who gets it into the Knights zone back to O'Dowd. Over to Svensson and Sarantez gets into the pass and catch for the Militia.
The puck trickles near the Grande and the Knights Goaltender passes it over to Vent. Vent turns it over to Marc Hagan in the neutral zone and he dumps it in.
Vent gets that puck and passes it over to Zach near Center Ice. Oh My... What a Hit by the Commander who we all know as the Shepard!
A legal hit that shook up Zach and he losses the puck. Free Puck picked up by Defenseman Skottson for Montreal.
He passes over to Truong and they get the puck into the Knights zone. Back to the Commander who gets it over to Hagan. Hagan loses the puck to Vent again who gets it back to Zach.
Klozoff for the Militia joins the party and steals the puck from Zach. He passes it to Truong who passes up past the Knights Blue Line back to Oliver. Puck gets deep into the Knights zone behind the goal.
Battle for the puck along the boards. Vent digs it out but with too much force and goes 200 feet for the icing.

Puck back to the Knights Zone. Angello wins this Faceoff against Sharp. Zalapski gets hold of the puck. Passes over to Zucker back to Zalapski.
Over to Anello who passes to Zucker. Zucker centers the puck but it gets intercepted by Vent. Turnabout is fair play as Dirk intercepts for the Militia.
Pass over to Zucker back in the Knights Zone. Zucker over to Angello who gets it over to Zalapski for a one time shot but it misses the net!
Free Puck picked up by Dirk Von Grimm who gets it back to Zalapski. Over to Jaakola. Back to Angello. Angello tries to get too cute and Leblanc intercepts for the Knights.
Pass to Zach in the neutral zone. Zach skates it into Montreal Territory. Zach dumps it deep and Angello gets control for the Militia.
Montreal moves it up to center ice and dumps it in. Grande gets control and passes over to Fudge. Batsbak gets a pass from Fudge over to Scherbak back to the neutral zone.
It seems the two teams are feeling each other out. AOV has been tested the most so far between the two goalies and has stood up to the challenge.
Batsbak dumps it in Nathan Explosion gets control but loses it to O'Dowd. He passes over to Svenson who skates across the blue line and fires a shot from the top of the circle!
Grande makes the stop with his left pad. Rebound over to O'Dowd. O'Dowd and Scherbak get tied up on the boards.
Scherak wins the battle and gets it over to Batsbak back to center ice. Pass up to Horvat in Montreal Ice. O'Dowd intercepts the frozen rubber.
Scherbak picks his pocket and passes over to Batsbak. O'Dowd hounds the puck once again and comes away with it.
O'Dowd over to Tedisko near the Center. Tedisko moves the puck into the Knights Zone.
Tedisko dumps it in and Touncie comes away with it. Gets it out of the Zone but Klozoff is their to gain control.
Klozoff over to Truong. Back inside the Knights Zone now. Truong tries to pass it but gets intercepted by Touncie. Hagan gets it back.
Pass over to Truong who gets it right back to Hagan who Shoots a One Timer but misses the net!
The crowd is getting anxious with all the misses. They need to get these pucks on goal. Touncie gets the rebound. Pass over to Josef and the ref has his hand up.
Montreal gets control but it looks like Commander Shepard is going to the box for High Sticking. Minor Penalty at 5:57 of the First. The Knights will be on a 2 minute Power Play.
The crowd gets into the usual mischief against the Refs. Not happy with the call it appears.

Stay Tuned!
Period 2 and 3 coming soon in installments!

SlashACM · 05-22-2019, 06:16 PM

Bro wtf

~~PenKnight~~ · 05-22-2019, 06:20 PM

05-22-2019, 06:16 PMSlashACM Wrote: Bro wtf

I Know Right... I had to upload two videos since I couldn't get the playlist to work properly... Mother-------!
I'm not very good at this but wtf... trying... doesn't sound that great but not too terrible.