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***hotdog*** · 06-24-2019, 10:41 AM

Welcomeeeeeeeeeeeee to the,,, fuckin thing or some shit! I'm SHL Casino Reporter Jimmy O'Money live on the scene at the SHL Casino, where things are running smoothly in the first season of operation. Today I'm going to be walking through a breakdown of the over/under bets levied. For each team, we'll take a look at the % of action on each side and what each team is on pace for (I know, I know... it's early... but it's still fun). (On pace calculations as of 6/23 - that's 14 or 15 games per team). After that, we'll look at where the action went overall. (just an FYI if you're the type of person that's gonna check the fuckin math... some knuckleheads didn't put a wager amount so their bet is included in the over/under totals but not the $$$ bet totals, I don't have access to the individual entries, just the totaled metrics, so don't check the math and hop off my darnell johnson instead)

BUFFALO STAMPEDE

Over/Under: 31.5 wins

4 bets over (66%)

2 bets under (33%)

On pace for: 23.3 wins (under)

Total bet: $3.2 million

Average bet: $533,333

CALGARY DRAGONS Dragons

Over/Under: 31.5 wins

0 bets over (0%)

5 bets under (100%)

On pace for: 21.4 wins (under)

Total bet: $4.6 million

Average bet: $960,000

CHICAGO SYNDICATE

Over/Under: 26.5 wins

1 bet over (100%)

0 bets under (0%)

On pace for: 10 wins (under)

Total bet: $1 million

Average bet: $1 million

EDMONTON BLIZZARD

Over/Under: 32.5 wins

2 bets over (29%)

5 bets under (71%)

On pace for: 25 wins (under)

Total bet: $5.6 million

Average bet: $800,000

HAMILTON STEELHAWKS

Over/Under: 21.5 wins

7 bets over (78%)

2 bets under (22%)

On pace for: 35.7 wins (over)

Total bet: $6.4 million

Average bet: $800,000

LOS ANGELES PANTHERS

Over/Under: 21.5 wins

0 bets over (0%)

3 bets under (100%)

On pace for: 25 wins (over)

Total bet: $3 million

Average bet: $1 million

MANHATTAN RAGE Rage

Over/Under: 30.5 wins

3 bets over (25%)

9 bets under (75%)

On pace for: 10.7 wins (under)

Total bet: $11.2 million

Average bet: $933,333

MINNESOTA CHIEFS Chiefs

Over/Under: 20.5 wins

1 bet over (25%)

3 bets under (75%)

On pace for: 23.3 wins (over)

Total bet: $3.6 million

Average bet: $900,000

NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK

Over/Under: 27.5 wins

2 bets over (10%)

18 bets under (90%)

On pace for: 13.3 wins (under)

Total bet: $17.8 million

Average bet: $988,889

NEW ORLEANS SPECTERS

Over/Under: 32.5 wins

1 bet over (50%)

1 bet under (50%)

On pace for: 23.3 wins (under)

Total bet: $400,000

Average bet: $200,000

SAN FRANCISCO PRIDE pride

Over/Under: 26.5 wins

1 bet over (12.5%)

7 bets under (87.5%)

On pace for: 21.4 wins (under)

Total bet: $5.8 million

Average bet: $725,000

TAMPA BAY BARRACUDA

Over/Under: 18.5 wins

3 bets over: (60%)

2 bets under: (40%)

On pace for: 33.3 wins (over)

Total bet: $4.8 million

Average bet: $960,000

TEXAS RENEGADES

Over/Under: 28.5 wins

0 bets over: (0%)

1 bet under: (100%)

On pace for: 25 wins (under)

Total bet: $1 million

Average bet: $1 million

TORONTO NORTH STARS Stars

Over/Under: 28.5 wins

1 bet over (8%)

12 bets under (92%)

On pace for: 30 wins (over)

Total bet: $11.2 million

Average bet: $933,333

WEST KENDALL PLATOON Platoon

Over/Under: 34.5 wins

0 bets over (0%)

16 bets under (100%)

On pace for: 42.8 wins (over)

Total bet: $13.8 million

Average bet: $920,000

WINNIPEG JETS Jets

Over/Under: 22.5 wins

4 bets over (100%)

0 bets under (0%)

On pace for: 36.6 wins (over)

Total bet: $4 million

Average bet: $1 million

Some Total Stats:

Total over bets: 30
Total under bets: 86
Total amount bet: $97.4 million

There were 116 bets total. There were 54 responses, which means that if everyone followed the 2 bet maximum rule, there should be a maximum of 108 bets. And yet there were 116. Cool stuff.

Most Popular Bets:

New England Wolfpack under: 18 bets (16% of total bets)

West Kendall Platoon under: 16 bets (14% of total bets) Platoon

Toronto North Stars under: 12 bets (10% of total bets) Stars

Manhattan Rage under: 9 bets (8% of total bets) Rage

San Francisco Pride under: 7 bets (6% of total bets) pride

Hamilton Steelhawks over: 7 bets (6% of total bets)

Those With No Bets At All, Whatsoever, Not Even A Single One:

Calgary Dragons over Dragons

Chicago Syndicate over

Los Angeles Panthers over

Texas Renegades over

West Kendall Platoon over Platoon

Winnipeg Jets under Jets

Trends That Are Making The Casino SWEAT Right Now:

New England Wolfpack under - 18 bets

Manhattan Rage under - 9 bets Rage

Hamilton Steelhawks over - 7 bets

San Francisco Pride under - 7 bets pride

Calgary Dragons under - 5 bets Dragons

Trends That Are Making The Casino EXCITED Right Now:

West Kendall Platoon under - 16 bets Platoon

Toronto North Stars under - 12 bets Stars

The Person Who Deserves A Tremendous Amount Of Credit For Putting This All Together:

It's @~~Mike Izzy~~ - Izzy has put in an unbelievable amount of work getting the casino up and running

Lastly, Some Thoughts From The Casino Director Himself:

I asked Izzy himself his thoughts on the casino so far: "Well, I think we did it right with SHL Casino. behind the scenes we put in allot of work, we gave the point task its proper build up and when we finally opened the casino doors i felt confident that we put out a product that a portion of our members would appreciate. When it was all said and done we had around 175 bets placed this season. I'm not sure what my expectation was but i would guesstimate that this task can reach 300+ bets per season once the leaderboard gets populated and articles like this come out which will help members familiarize themselves with aspects of SHL data that they previously paid limited attention to. I wont be around for future SHL Casino's but if the new guy follows the path we created this season.. I'm positive it will be a successful annual offseason task."

When asked if he was worried about potentially having to pay out a lot of winners when this season wraps up, Izzy responded: "Casinos are in business to make money and we have many MANY years of data which suggest that when its all said and done the idiot gamblers will be selling off their girlfriends panties on Ebay [editor's note: I personally think OnlyFans would prob be a better route for this, not that I would know anything about that] to pay off their debts. that's all ill say on the topic"

Stay tuned for part II, coming soonish, for a look at gamblers' Challenge Cup wagers!

(word count: around 935 + research for hotdog, 250 for izzy)

~~PenKnight~~ · 06-24-2019, 11:52 AM

This was a great read.
Even if the Casino comes out loser on these bets I think they clean up on the Futures.
The problem is the Casino is taking all action without moving the lines or closing the windows.
So they have a higher chance of getting hit.
Especially on 50/50 bets where all the action is on one side only.