I really liked @5ympathies's shit post idea, so I developed my own.

Ever wonder how explosive your player is? And I mean literally how explosive, like how much TNT could you make using your player's raw materials? Well, wonder no further! I've compiled each player's data and used it to estimate how much TNT their body could make based on their body composition.

Method:

I used an estimated chemical composition of the human body of a lean 70 kg male human body (assumed 13% body fat). I used each players' skating skill to determine their body fat percentage within an athletic body fat range, and then used each players' strength (or size for goalies) skill to determine muscle mass percentage. These two percentages were tailored for gender, as well. I used adjusted atomic counts based on weight proportions to the 70 kg normalized counts, then adjusted for differing body fats and muscle masses changing the atomic counts based on their respective tissues. Then, I used the counts to determine the maximum amount of TNT that could be synthesized, limited by Nitrogen in all cases.

This method is prone to inaccuracies as there are so many different muscle proteins to track and I couldn't find research about typical muscle protein compositions, so many protein structures were left out of the adjustments.

Also, the playerbase I'm working with is the S48 end-of-season roster.

Anyway, below is the compiled list of player ranked most explosive to least explosive, formatted to the best of my ability.

| Rank | Player_______________________ | Team________________ | TNT (lb) | Link_ |
| ___1 | Gary Grease__________________ | Winnipeg Jets_______ | ___44.73 | 81037 |
| ___2 | Tommy Tuck___________________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___43.70 | 81320 |
| ___3 | Otis B. Driftwood____________ | Calgary Dragons_____ | ___39.34 | 82878 |
| ___4 | Poopity Scoop________________ | Manhattan Rage______ | ___33.73 | 88543 |
| ___5 | Hippo Passamus_______________ | Buffalo Stampede____ | ___33.53 | 87231 |
| ___6 | Nickolas Klaus_______________ | Tampa Bay Barracuda_ | ___33.20 | 90186 |
| ___7 | Ben Dover____________________ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___32.41 | 64000 |
| ___8 | Alexander Selich_____________ | Buffalo Stampede____ | ___31.18 | 89514 |
| ___9 | Akashi SixNine_______________ | Tampa Bay Barracuda_ | ___31.02 | 92646 |
| __10 | Troy McClure III_____________ | Winnipeg Jets_______ | ___30.87 | 87464 |
| __11 | Mikey Pickles________________ | Texas Renegades_____ | ___30.67 | 86889 |
| __12 | Willie Fisterbottom__________ | Los Angeles Panthers | ___30.16 | 88087 |
| __13 | Dean Colt III________________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___29.33 | 88676 |
| __14 | I Shattenkirksbed____________ | Texas Renegades_____ | ___29.22 | 81337 |
| __15 | Brock Nuck___________________ | Calgary Dragons_____ | ___29.18 | 88574 |
| __16 | Benjamin Blue________________ | Tampa Bay Barracuda_ | ___28.94 | 83875 |
| __17 | Vegeta Muerto________________ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___28.50 | 90098 |
| __18 | Dwayne Wyder_________________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___27.81 | 75889 |
| __19 | Scottey Crawfling____________ | Manhattan Rage______ | ___27.80 | 85219 |
| __20 | Reginald MacIntyre___________ | Manhattan Rage______ | ___27.50 | 84097 |
| __21 | Matthew Auston_______________ | Manhattan Rage______ | ___27.43 | 73061 |
| __22 | Ti-Guy Emond_________________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___26.89 | 81130 |
| __23 | Maui_________________________ | Tampa Bay Barracuda_ | ___26.70 | 85408 |
| __24 | Cedric Robinson______________ | Buffalo Stampede____ | ___26.61 | 88796 |
| __25 | Nat Emerson__________________ | West Kendall Platoon | ___26.40 | 89947 |
| __26 | Rafe Ulrich__________________ | New England Wolfpack | ___26.33 | 85498 |
| __27 | Perry Morgan_________________ | New England Wolfpack | ___26.33 | 91382 |
| __28 | Joe Kurczewski_______________ | New Orleans Specters | ___25.90 | 66111 |
| __29 | Helmuts Akmenlauks___________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___25.60 | 86649 |
| __30 | Matthew Guzman_______________ | Tampa Bay Barracuda_ | ___25.60 | 94271 |
| __31 | Patrick Brumm Jr.____________ | Buffalo Stampede____ | ___25.59 | 81464 |
| __32 | Your Overlord________________ | Calgary Dragons_____ | ___25.52 | 79771 |
| __33 | Jean-Pierre Gay______________ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___25.47 | 88200 |
| __34 | Julian O'Sullivan____________ | New Orleans Specters | ___25.42 | 81268 |
| __35 | Roman Augustus_______________ | New Orleans Specters | ___25.21 | 75835 |
| __36 | Clint Eastwood_______________ | New Orleans Specters | ___25.10 | 75262 |
| __37 | Vince Reaper_________________ | San Francisco Pride_ | ___24.95 | 87585 |
| __38 | Buck Maverick________________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___24.92 | 85483 |
| __39 | Leshaun King_________________ | San Francisco Pride_ | ___24.85 | 86638 |
| __40 | Tyler Tougard________________ | Texas Renegades_____ | ___24.40 | 91211 |
| __41 | Karno Gronkjaer______________ | Texas Renegades_____ | ___24.32 | 80795 |
| __42 | Mike Izzy____________________ | Calgary Dragons_____ | ___24.08 | 73983 |
| __43 | Yuri Boyka Jr._______________ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___24.04 | 75703 |
| __44 | Samuel Jalopski______________ | Texas Renegades_____ | ___23.86 | 89564 |
| __45 | Collin Gibbles_______________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___23.71 | 91540 |
| __46 | Alex Winters_________________ | Manhattan Rage______ | ___23.68 | 87409 |
| __47 | Boris Poroshenko_____________ | New England Wolfpack | ___23.64 | 94447 |
| __48 | Baron O'Beefdip______________ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___23.57 | 82077 |
| __49 | Ryan Mason___________________ | Manhattan Rage______ | ___23.49 | 87283 |
| __50 | Willy Mack___________________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___23.49 | 89007 |
| __51 | Brennan Kennedy Jr.__________ | Calgary Dragons_____ | ___23.42 | 91509 |
| __52 | Connor Tanner________________ | Buffalo Stampede____ | ___23.29 | 78302 |
| __53 | Manuel Gotze_________________ | New England Wolfpack | ___23.24 | 83193 |
| __54 | Teddy Cuddles________________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___23.18 | 76871 |
| __55 | Brady McIntyre_______________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___23.18 | 81110 |
| __56 | Bobby Watson_________________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___23.18 | 78991 |
| __57 | Piotr Czerkawski_____________ | New Orleans Specters | ___23.18 | 84332 |
| __58 | Bob Bergen___________________ | Toronto North Stars_ | ___23.18 | 81030 |
| __59 | Nick Brain___________________ | Winnipeg Jets_______ | ___23.14 | 91326 |
| __60 | Sean Stevenson Jr.___________ | New Orleans Specters | ___23.11 | 87793 |
| __61 | Jay Bae______________________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___23.05 | 77176 |
| __62 | Nathan Explosion_____________ | San Francisco Pride_ | ___22.84 | 92204 |
| __63 | Muhammad McLovin_____________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___22.83 | 84743 |
| __64 | Kata Vilde___________________ | Calgary Dragons_____ | ___22.72 | 84275 |
| __65 | Nicky Pedersen Jr.___________ | Calgary Dragons_____ | ___22.69 | 86997 |
| __66 | Charles Walker_______________ | Buffalo Stampede____ | ___22.66 | 70559 |
| __67 | Luke Atmey___________________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___22.66 | 67224 |
| __68 | Lightning Jones______________ | Los Angeles Panthers | ___22.66 | 83960 |
| __69 | Ostap Maksimov_______________ | Calgary Dragons_____ | ___22.63 | 80944 |
| __70 | Jack Kennedy_________________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___22.63 | 87220 |
| __71 | Barret McCarthy______________ | Manhattan Rage______ | ___22.63 | 88634 |
| __72 | Aleksi O'Koivu-Volkova_______ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___22.63 | 91003 |
| __73 | Mikkel Haugen________________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___22.53 | 82777 |
| __74 | Yannick Berger_______________ | Manhattan Rage______ | ___22.53 | 81208 |
| __75 | Paddy O'Sullivan_____________ | New Orleans Specters | ___22.53 | 80792 |
| __76 | Alex Andani__________________ | Tampa Bay Barracuda_ | ___22.53 | 83832 |
| __77 | Logan Jensen_________________ | Texas Renegades_____ | ___22.53 | 77474 |
| __78 | Angelo Odjick________________ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___22.34 | 73900 |
| __79 | Dank Boija___________________ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___22.34 | 87394 |
| __80 | Xavier Paquette______________ | Buffalo Stampede____ | ___22.33 | 87202 |
| __81 | Bernard Freeman______________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___22.30 | 88106 |
| __82 | Slap McShotty________________ | New England Wolfpack | ___22.28 | 93304 |
| __83 | Mason Brown__________________ | Los Angeles Panthers | ___22.23 | 85487 |
| __84 | Robert Phelps________________ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___22.19 | 73718 |
| __85 | Cassius Darrow_______________ | Buffalo Stampede____ | ___22.15 | 90006 |
| __86 | Andrew Hawkins_______________ | Winnipeg Jets_______ | ___22.11 | 83135 |
| __87 | Terrance Nova________________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___22.10 | 68636 |
| __88 | Herb Robert__________________ | New England Wolfpack | ___22.10 | 85365 |
| __89 | Liam O'Callaghan_____________ | Texas Renegades_____ | ___22.09 | 80827 |
| __90 | Ludwig Koch Schroder_________ | West Kendall Platoon | ___22.09 | 65956 |
| __91 | Ensio Kalju__________________ | New England Wolfpack | ___22.08 | 82695 |
| __92 | Crossfit Jesus_______________ | Winnipeg Jets_______ | ___22.08 | 70826 |
| __93 | Max Hansen___________________ | New England Wolfpack | ___22.01 | 82682 |
| __94 | Sinn Nolan___________________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___21.97 | 76869 |
| __95 | Geezus Kryyst________________ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___21.95 | 85308 |
| __96 | Patrice Nadeau_______________ | San Francisco Pride_ | ___21.91 | 91377 |
| __97 | Karlstrabe Scholz____________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___21.89 | 91194 |
| __98 | Dick Clapper_________________ | New England Wolfpack | ___21.89 | 91762 |
| __99 | Cash Savage__________________ | Tampa Bay Barracuda_ | ___21.89 | 84179 |
| _100 | Max Weber____________________ | Winnipeg Jets_______ | ___21.89 | 68204 |
| _101 | Max Mauldin__________________ | Los Angeles Panthers | ___21.78 | 86683 |
| _102 | Steven Moyer_________________ | San Francisco Pride_ | ___21.78 | 88656 |
| _103 | Michael McFadden_____________ | Toronto North Stars_ | ___21.76 | 59901 |
| _104 | Tor Tuck_____________________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___21.64 | 78450 |
| _105 | Daniel Karlsson______________ | Texas Renegades_____ | ___21.64 | 84272 |
| _106 | Evan Cordes__________________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___21.62 | 87837 |
| _107 | Louie Garrett________________ | Buffalo Stampede____ | ___21.58 | 73685 |
| _108 | Jack Tanner__________________ | San Francisco Pride_ | ___21.58 | 77102 |
| _109 | Slip McScruff________________ | Winnipeg Jets_______ | ___21.53 | 89937 |
| _110 | Rex Kirkby___________________ | West Kendall Platoon | ___21.51 | 87323 |
| _111 | Cedric Moreau________________ | Winnipeg Jets_______ | ___21.51 | 80404 |
| _112 | Tigole Bitties_______________ | New England Wolfpack | ___21.49 | 75853 |
| _113 | Willis Vincent_______________ | West Kendall Platoon | ___21.46 | 90589 |
| _114 | Jacob Geza___________________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___21.42 | 90522 |
| _115 | Oisin Fletcher_______________ | New Orleans Specters | ___21.39 | 76239 |
| _116 | Jax Aittokallio______________ | Manhattan Rage______ | ___21.33 | 86919 |
| _117 | Markus Kane__________________ | Toronto North Stars_ | ___21.24 | 83770 |
| _118 | Chuck Crutchfield____________ | West Kendall Platoon | ___21.24 | 88786 |
| _119 | Bobby Sharp__________________ | Buffalo Stampede____ | ___21.21 | 91358 |
| _120 | Fredrich Koenig______________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___21.21 | 80522 |
| _121 | Sven Brokstad________________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___21.21 | 78359 |
| _122 | Andrej Doskocil______________ | Manhattan Rage______ | ___21.21 | 91369 |
| _123 | Guy Zheng____________________ | New England Wolfpack | ___21.15 | 91385 |
| _124 | Brado Sando__________________ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___21.15 | 87214 |
| _125 | GOD McZehrl__________________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___21.10 | 82774 |
| _126 | Ola Wagstrom_________________ | Winnipeg Jets_______ | ___21.04 | 88938 |
| _127 | James Johnson________________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___21.02 | 81006 |
| _128 | Alexander Zajac______________ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___21.02 | 76410 |
| _129 | Sulak O'Hritea_______________ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___21.02 | 86915 |
| _130 | Borromini Cannellini_________ | Los Angeles Panthers | ___21.02 | 90783 |
| _131 | David Fantobens______________ | Tampa Bay Barracuda_ | ___21.02 | 87233 |
| _132 | Lillie Jacobs________________ | Tampa Bay Barracuda_ | ___20.91 | 88380 |
| _133 | Tig Murphy___________________ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___20.83 | 87216 |
| _134 | James Dekens_________________ | Manhattan Rage______ | ___20.81 | 82916 |
| _135 | Vijanupatan Singh____________ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___20.78 | 75480 |
| _136 | Martijn Westbroek____________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___20.72 | 92693 |
| _137 | Fedor Shirobokov_____________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___20.72 | 73671 |
| _138 | Carter Manning_______________ | Toronto North Stars_ | ___20.70 | 80959 |
| _139 | Shouta Aizawa________________ | Los Angeles Panthers | ___20.64 | 88526 |
| _140 | Tibuk Soonika________________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___20.59 | 91350 |
| _141 | Ben Holtby___________________ | New England Wolfpack | ___20.59 | 78149 |
| _142 | Sam McGrizzley_______________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___20.58 | 78132 |
| _143 | Nicholas Williams____________ | New Orleans Specters | ___20.57 | 87372 |
| _144 | Dani Forsberg________________ | West Kendall Platoon | ___20.57 | 72543 |
| _145 | Joshua Woodcroft_____________ | West Kendall Platoon | ___20.57 | 79245 |
| _146 | Bernik Vrzala________________ | Calgary Dragons_____ | ___20.53 | 91425 |
| _147 | Nikolai Evans________________ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___20.53 | 91202 |
| _148 | Jeff Brogen__________________ | San Francisco Pride_ | ___20.52 | 87329 |
| _149 | Joseph Gagnier_______________ | Tampa Bay Barracuda_ | ___20.52 | 93380 |
| _150 | Shaquille Derisraka__________ | Los Angeles Panthers | ___20.48 | 88545 |
| _151 | Ethan Ross___________________ | West Kendall Platoon | ___20.47 | 92420 |
| _152 | Dominic Montgomery___________ | San Francisco Pride_ | ___20.45 | 89864 |
| _153 | Chippy Chiclets______________ | New England Wolfpack | ___20.41 | 75304 |
| _154 | Osbert Whacker_______________ | New Orleans Specters | ___20.41 | 90910 |
| _155 | Beaujeaux Biscuit____________ | West Kendall Platoon | ___20.39 | 77637 |
| _156 | Parker Smeb__________________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___20.39 | 91275 |
| _157 | Vladislav Konstantin_________ | Texas Renegades_____ | ___20.39 | 87495 |
| _158 | Alexis Metzler_______________ | Buffalo Stampede____ | ___20.32 | 65946 |
| _159 | Mattias Enqvist______________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___20.27 | 84295 |
| _160 | Maximilian Egger_____________ | New England Wolfpack | ___20.27 | 87345 |
| _161 | Karl Hefeweizen______________ | New Orleans Specters | ___20.27 | 75859 |
| _162 | Gabriel Wong_________________ | West Kendall Platoon | ___20.27 | 79463 |
| _163 | Max Poulin___________________ | Winnipeg Jets_______ | ___20.27 | 80418 |
| _164 | Sanyi Kocsis_________________ | Texas Renegades_____ | ___20.22 | 89915 |
| _165 | Richard Physt________________ | New Orleans Specters | ___20.17 | 81085 |
| _166 | Jon Toner____________________ | Los Angeles Panthers | ___20.10 | 81080 |
| _167 | Reginald Rove________________ | Manhattan Rage______ | ___20.10 | 82209 |
| _168 | Sebastien Primeau____________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___20.10 | 82041 |
| _169 | Vital Kravtsov_______________ | Calgary Dragons_____ | ___20.10 | 87401 |
| _170 | Noah Konn____________________ | Texas Renegades_____ | ___20.03 | 85238 |
| _171 | Craig Finley_________________ | Manhattan Rage______ | ___19.98 | 87505 |
| _172 | Ty Hoover____________________ | San Francisco Pride_ | ___19.97 | 90277 |
| _173 | Chico Smeb___________________ | Calgary Dragons_____ | ___19.95 | 91279 |
| _174 | Przemyslaw Brzeszczyczkiewicz | New England Wolfpack | ___19.89 | 93365 |
| _175 | Noah Gallagher_______________ | Winnipeg Jets_______ | ___19.87 | 94091 |
| _176 | Geoff Moore__________________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___19.82 | 85528 |
| _177 | Pierre Laroche-Durocher______ | Texas Renegades_____ | ___19.81 | 87225 |
| _178 | Quick Mafs___________________ | Los Angeles Panthers | ___19.79 | 79721 |
| _179 | Chuck Bernstein______________ | New Orleans Specters | ___19.79 | 75965 |
| _180 | Ben Turska___________________ | Toronto North Stars_ | ___19.79 | 76563 |
| _181 | Goku Muerto__________________ | San Francisco Pride_ | ___19.68 | 86929 |
| _182 | Kevin Hamilton_______________ | Buffalo Stampede____ | ___19.67 | 79183 |
| _183 | Jimmy Cahill_________________ | Los Angeles Panthers | ___19.67 | 90090 |
| _184 | Matt Kholin__________________ | Tampa Bay Barracuda_ | ___19.67 | 91456 |
| _185 | Thomas Bathory_______________ | New England Wolfpack | ___19.66 | 92635 |
| _186 | DeMaricus Smyth______________ | New Orleans Specters | ___19.64 | 81133 |
| _187 | Dionyz Vyskoc________________ | Toronto North Stars_ | ___19.58 | 75885 |
| _188 | Oliver Cleary________________ | Los Angeles Panthers | ___19.57 | 94541 |
| _189 | Barry Batsbak________________ | Calgary Dragons_____ | ___19.52 | 91515 |
| _190 | Marc Hagan___________________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___19.52 | 93027 |
| _191 | Ignatius Blunt_______________ | Winnipeg Jets_______ | ___19.51 | 86593 |
| _192 | Steven Moore_________________ | Toronto North Stars_ | ___19.51 | 83839 |
| _193 | Hercules Rockefeller_________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___19.50 | 77666 |
| _194 | Finn McCool__________________ | Buffalo Stampede____ | ___19.48 | 81979 |
| _195 | Donny McMasters______________ | Toronto North Stars_ | ___19.42 | 91314 |
| _196 | Leopold Lockhart_____________ | San Francisco Pride_ | ___19.39 | 89850 |
| _197 | Mark McFleury________________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___19.28 | 88994 |
| _198 | Kire Yelkrab_________________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___19.28 | 82947 |
| _199 | Jimmy Slothface______________ | New Orleans Specters | ___19.28 | 91306 |
| _200 | Kasperi Braulin______________ | West Kendall Platoon | ___19.22 | 94859 |
| _201 | Nico Gross___________________ | Texas Renegades_____ | ___19.21 | 79214 |
| _202 | Johannes Leitner_____________ | New England Wolfpack | ___19.21 | 86837 |
| _203 | Alex Light___________________ | West Kendall Platoon | ___19.18 | 66179 |
| _204 | Iam Essellemm________________ | Texas Renegades_____ | ___19.16 | 82397 |
| _205 | Chris Partridge______________ | San Francisco Pride_ | ___19.15 | 81846 |
| _206 | Fjorm Lyeskov________________ | Buffalo Stampede____ | ___19.07 | 81473 |
| _207 | Adam Kaiser__________________ | Toronto North Stars_ | ___19.07 | 65908 |
| _208 | Dylan Karlsson_______________ | Winnipeg Jets_______ | ___19.07 | 91672 |
| _209 | Philipp Winter_______________ | Los Angeles Panthers | ___19.06 | 86966 |
| _210 | Eric Pelletier_______________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___19.06 | 76723 |
| _211 | Anders Christiansen__________ | New England Wolfpack | ___19.05 | 81364 |
| _212 | Hiro Fujikawa________________ | Los Angeles Panthers | ___19.05 | 89512 |
| _213 | Billy Sorokin________________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___18.99 | 91531 |
| _214 | Hunter Jones_________________ | Calgary Dragons_____ | ___18.93 | 79089 |
| _215 | Matthew Leetch_______________ | Los Angeles Panthers | ___18.93 | 65388 |
| _216 | Ted Glass____________________ | West Kendall Platoon | ___18.93 | 75717 |
| _217 | Corey Bearss_________________ | Winnipeg Jets_______ | ___18.93 | 66539 |
| _218 | Eddy Ask Jr._________________ | Los Angeles Panthers | ___18.93 | 92158 |
| _219 | Reece Artois_________________ | Texas Renegades_____ | ___18.93 | 81991 |
| _220 | Filip Zadina_________________ | San Francisco Pride_ | ___18.91 | 92665 |
| _221 | Andreas Kvalheim_____________ | Texas Renegades_____ | ___18.84 | 89927 |
| _222 | Waffles Man__________________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___18.77 | 88928 |
| _223 | Romualds Loks________________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___18.76 | 80506 |
| _224 | Blaine McElroy_______________ | Tampa Bay Barracuda_ | ___18.69 | 82805 |
| _225 | James Truong_________________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___18.63 | 91337 |
| _226 | Dayymo Ralchankinov__________ | West Kendall Platoon | ___18.61 | 84262 |
| _227 | Zivan Zidek__________________ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___18.60 | 90165 |
| _228 | Michael Scarn________________ | Winnipeg Jets_______ | ___18.59 | 90995 |
| _229 | Trevor Wilson________________ | West Kendall Platoon | ___18.56 | 66023 |
| _230 | Casey Creller________________ | Calgary Dragons_____ | ___18.49 | 75826 |
| _231 | Zach Laliberte_______________ | Toronto North Stars_ | ___18.46 | 91307 |
| _232 | Charlie Schieck______________ | San Francisco Pride_ | ___18.45 | 85497 |
| _233 | Michael Owens________________ | Tampa Bay Barracuda_ | ___18.44 | 81259 |
| _234 | Ray Bork_____________________ | San Francisco Pride_ | ___18.42 | 88679 |
| _235 | Friedrich Schmidt____________ | Manhattan Rage______ | ___18.36 | 80973 |
| _236 | Soren Kierkegaard____________ | New Orleans Specters | ___18.34 | 90253 |
| _237 | Kristaps Ball________________ | Tampa Bay Barracuda_ | ___18.34 | 83831 |
| _238 | The Dude_____________________ | Texas Renegades_____ | ___18.31 | 79283 |
| _239 | Oliver Konig_________________ | Buffalo Stampede____ | ___18.28 | 75883 |
| _240 | Conor McGregor_______________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___18.25 | 82210 |
| _241 | Roberts Klavins______________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___18.23 | 77552 |
| _242 | Sachimo Zoidberg Jr._________ | Manhattan Rage______ | ___18.19 | 85696 |
| _243 | Jordan Von Matt______________ | Toronto North Stars_ | ___18.19 | 85739 |
| _244 | Shooter McGavin______________ | Calgary Dragons_____ | ___18.17 | 83491 |
| _245 | Finn Kruger__________________ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___18.17 | 74081 |
| _246 | Kevin Kazarian_______________ | Toronto North Stars_ | ___18.14 | 87023 |
| _247 | Steve Craig-Smeb_____________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___18.11 | 91493 |
| _248 | Walter Hobbs_________________ | Texas Renegades_____ | ___18.06 | 82227 |
| _249 | TJ Bayley____________________ | Buffalo Stampede____ | ___18.06 | 79550 |
| _250 | Sami Owens___________________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___18.00 | 75276 |
| _251 | Lyndis Vakarian______________ | Toronto North Stars_ | ___18.00 | 79205 |
| _252 | Richard C. Hocolate__________ | Calgary Dragons_____ | ___18.00 | 62625 |
| _253 | Viktor Marius________________ | Buffalo Stampede____ | ___17.98 | 81038 |
| _254 | Caelan Fearghal______________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___17.87 | 70596 |
| _255 | Chase Byron__________________ | Winnipeg Jets_______ | ___17.87 | 75895 |
| _256 | Cameron Carter II____________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___17.81 | 85213 |
| _257 | Geoff Higgins________________ | Los Angeles Panthers | ___17.62 | 81769 |
| _258 | Gvidas Kazlauskas____________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___17.60 | 86558 |
| _259 | Tony Pepperoni_______________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___17.55 | 88659 |
| _260 | Maxime Bouchard______________ | Calgary Dragons_____ | ___17.50 | 89590 |
| _261 | Mathias Seger________________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___17.50 | 91554 |
| _262 | Nolan Sawchuk________________ | Tampa Bay Barracuda_ | ___17.43 | 89857 |
| _263 | Maurice Picard_______________ | Los Angeles Panthers | ___17.40 | 79354 |
| _264 | Daniel Smeb__________________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___17.39 | 91276 |
| _265 | Kolja Seppanen_______________ | Tampa Bay Barracuda_ | ___17.34 | 81015 |
| _266 | Jakub Novak__________________ | Manhattan Rage______ | ___17.30 | 90085 |
| _267 | Andrew Martin________________ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___17.25 | 87278 |
| _268 | Luke Thomason________________ | Manhattan Rage______ | ___17.25 | 87210 |
| _269 | Harvey Danger________________ | Texas Renegades_____ | ___17.25 | 85873 |
| _270 | Artemi Berezin_______________ | West Kendall Platoon | ___17.25 | 79260 |
| _271 | Evgueni Marmeladov___________ | Los Angeles Panthers | ___17.18 | 75987 |
| _272 | Derrick Glover_______________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___17.17 | 67884 |
| _273 | Krists Zommers_______________ | New Orleans Specters | ___17.17 | 82263 |
| _274 | Van Morrison_________________ | Tampa Bay Barracuda_ | ___17.17 | 93392 |
| _275 | Gordie Boomhover_____________ | New England Wolfpack | ___17.15 | 91516 |
| _276 | Joseph Laraque_______________ | Toronto North Stars_ | ___17.00 | 92827 |
| _277 | Conklin Owen_________________ | Texas Renegades_____ | ___16.98 | 64048 |
| _278 | Zakhar Turakov_______________ | Toronto North Stars_ | ___16.89 | 86588 |
| _279 | Logan Crosby_________________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___16.78 | 83162 |
| _280 | Michael Fox__________________ | New Orleans Specters | ___16.76 | 91486 |
| _281 | Tatu Makela__________________ | Buffalo Stampede____ | ___16.76 | 79203 |
| _282 | Charlie Serpe________________ | New Orleans Specters | ___16.71 | 92714 |
| _283 | Zander Rhys__________________ | Toronto North Stars_ | ___16.71 | 70553 |
| _284 | Mark Stewart_________________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___16.67 | 79312 |
| _285 | Samuel McVay_________________ | Tampa Bay Barracuda_ | ___16.61 | 81035 |
| _286 | Jason Visser_________________ | Winnipeg Jets_______ | ___16.56 | 66082 |
| _287 | Troy Reynolds________________ | Toronto North Stars_ | ___16.45 | 91484 |
| _288 | Kyle Davis___________________ | Buffalo Stampede____ | ___16.44 | 81617 |
| _289 | Lil Manius___________________ | Winnipeg Jets_______ | ___16.42 | 86935 |
| _290 | Kenji Yoshimura______________ | Los Angeles Panthers | ___16.41 | 89571 |
| _291 | Eko Van Otter________________ | New England Wolfpack | ___16.41 | 93313 |
| _292 | Adam Taylor__________________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___16.38 | 88657 |
| _293 | Mikael Choybuk_______________ | Calgary Dragons_____ | ___16.17 | 88120 |
| _294 | Chris York___________________ | Toronto North Stars_ | ___15.97 | 70503 |
| _295 | David Kastrba________________ | Manhattan Rage______ | ___15.95 | 85695 |
| _296 | Eero Niemi___________________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___15.68 | 86913 |
| _297 | Donnie Dicks_________________ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___15.67 | 90010 |
| _298 | Isak Odegard_________________ | San Francisco Pride_ | ___15.48 | 75803 |
| _299 | Mikhail Lokitonov____________ | Toronto North Stars_ | ___15.48 | 81118 |
| _300 | Richard Metcalf Jr.__________ | San Francisco Pride_ | ___15.44 | 87634 |
| _301 | Commander Shepard____________ | Winnipeg Jets_______ | ___15.44 | 91363 |
| _302 | Tokek Takshak________________ | Manhattan Rage______ | ___15.43 | 85830 |
| _303 | Petr Mikulak_________________ | West Kendall Platoon | ___15.41 | 91420 |
| _304 | Steve McGirthensons__________ | West Kendall Platoon | ___15.35 | 84792 |
| _305 | Mason Hudson_________________ | Calgary Dragons_____ | ___15.35 | 87406 |
| _306 | Dermot Lavelle_______________ | Buffalo Stampede____ | ___15.18 | 79351 |
| _307 | Konstantin Kostoyevskiy______ | Buffalo Stampede____ | ___15.16 | 81603 |
| _308 | Barnaby Picklesworth_________ | Texas Renegades_____ | ___14.71 | 87215 |
| _309 | Ravyn Tedisko________________ | New Orleans Specters | ___14.60 | 94712 |
| _310 | Nour Harrak__________________ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___14.44 | 75979 |
| _311 | Dakota Reid__________________ | San Francisco Pride_ | ___14.32 | 76471 |
| _312 | Aleister Cain________________ | New Orleans Specters | ___14.18 | 88658 |
| _313 | Eri Arai_____________________ | Manhattan Rage______ | ___14.16 | 82944 |
| _314 | Mika Mayfield________________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___14.09 | 89532 |
| _315 | Khan Smeb____________________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___14.06 | 92727 |
| _316 | Flacko Lagerfield____________ | Tampa Bay Barracuda_ | ___13.76 | 84211 |
| _317 | Karsten Kadinger_____________ | West Kendall Platoon | ___13.48 | 80797 |
| _318 | Boris Denisovich_____________ | Tampa Bay Barracuda_ | ___13.07 | 86007 |
| _319 | Jill Jellybeanov_____________ | Toronto North Stars_ | ___12.97 | 78538 |
| _320 | Luisa Koller_________________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___12.59 | 75327 |
| _321 | Cleo Green___________________ | San Francisco Pride_ | ___12.49 | 61935 |
| _322 | Mirio Togata_________________ | West Kendall Platoon | ___12.35 | 81899 |
| _323 | Nico Wallner_________________ | Los Angeles Panthers | ___12.30 | 85800 |
| _324 | Rainbow Dash_________________ | Calgary Dragons_____ | ___12.14 | 88503 |
| _325 | Joseph Lombardi______________ | San Francisco Pride_ | ___11.68 | 76915 |
| _326 | Kit Smeb_____________________ | Chicago Syndicate___ | ___11.53 | 91243 |
| _327 | Cory Knouse__________________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ___11.53 | 67402 |
| _328 | Anastasia O'Koivu____________ | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | ___11.47 | 91689 |
| _329 | Sophia Bennett_______________ | West Kendall Platoon | ____9.81 | 73842 |
| _330 | Vivian Leblanc_______________ | Winnipeg Jets_______ | ____9.37 | 90701 |
| _331 | Florence Clijsters___________ | Los Angeles Panthers | ____8.58 | 82704 |
| _332 | Barbie Tanner________________ | Edmonton Blizzard___ | ____5.17 | 78305 |

Below is the team breakdown, ranked by average lbs of TNT.

| Rank | Team________________ | Average | Total_ |
| ___1 | Winnipeg Jets_______ | __21.89 | 372.05 |
| ___2 | New England Wolfpack | __21.41 | 385.36 |
| ___3 | Calgary Dragons_____ | __21.32 | 383.71 |
| ___4 | Manhattan Rage______ | __21.26 | 382.70 |
| ___5 | Texas Renegades_____ | __21.25 | 403.66 |
| ___6 | Buffalo Stampede____ | __21.24 | 403.48 |
| ___7 | Hamilton Steelhawks_ | __21.09 | 400.65 |
| ___8 | New Orleans Specters | __20.53 | 390.14 |
| ___9 | Tampa Bay Barracuda_ | __20.46 | 368.31 |
| __10 | Minnesota Chiefs____ | __20.29 | 365.19 |
| __11 | Chicago Syndicate___ | __19.76 | 355.66 |
| __12 | Edmonton Blizzard___ | __19.51 | 409.63 |
| __13 | Los Angeles Panthers | __19.34 | 367.46 |
| __14 | San Francisco Pride_ | __18.95 | 341.18 |
| __15 | West Kendall Platoon | __18.45 | 332.05 |
| __16 | Toronto North Stars_ | __18.18 | 327.24 |

Below is a histogram of the results of the player explosiveness breakdown. There are some high outliers due to tall, heavy guys with lots of strength.



And in the spirit of the previous shit post, here's a pie chart of all the explosive measurements.

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Hodor || D || Texas Renegades
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Name: Hodor
Age: 30
Height: 7' 2"
Weight: 400
Number: 1
TPE: 1732
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Contracts:
DFA S65: Newfoundland Berserkers - $1M x 1 yr + $2M bonus
Rookie S66: Regina Elk - $2M x 3 yr + $2M HO Bonus

Awards:
SMJHL S65: Four Star Cup finalists (NL)
SMJHL S67: Alexis Metzler Trophy nominee (REG)
WJC S67: Gold Medal (DACH)
SMJHL S68: Elias Armia Award nominee (REG)
SMJHL S69 (nice): Zach Miller Trophy nominee (DET)

Player Movement:
SMJHL S65: Signed Draftable Free Agent with Newfoundland Berserkers
SMJHL S66: Drafted 9th by Regina Elk
SHL S67: Drafted 6th by Texas Renegades
SMJHL S69 (nice): Traded to Detroit Falcons


SMJHL Stats || SHL Stats
PORTAL


Retired - Slap McShotty || C || New England Wolfpack
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Name: Slap McShotty
Age: 38 (18 @ S46 SMJHL Draft)
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 220
Number: 84
Peak TPE: 2041
Retired: End of S65
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Contracts:
SMJHL S46: Anaheim Outlaws - $3M x 1 yr
SHL S47: New England Wolfpack - $2M x 2 yrs
SHL S49: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 2 yrs
SHL S51: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs
SHL S54: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S57: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S60: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S63: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr (HTD)
SHL S64: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 1 yr (HTD)
SHL S65: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr

Awards:
SMJHL S47: Four Star Cup - Anaheim Outlaws
IIHF S49: Named Alternate Captain - Switzerland
SHL S49: Mathias Chouinard Trophy (East Champion) - New England Wolfpack
SHL S52: Away Alternate Captain - New England Wolfpack
SHL S53: President's Trophy - New England Wolfpack
SHL S53: All-Star Team
SHL S53: Richan Trophy Nominee
SHL S55: Captain - New England Wolfpack
SHL S60: Jeff Dar Trophy

Player Movement:
SMJHL S46: Drafted 43rd (5th round) - Anaheim Outlaws
WJC S46: Team USA
SHL S47: Drafted 16th (1st round) - New England Wolfpack
WJC S47: Transferred to DACH
IIHF S47: Transferred to Switzerland
SHL S48: Called up to SHL

Jobs:
S47: Hired as SMJHL Intern (through S48)
S47: Hired as Updater/Auditor (through S49)
S48: Hired as SMJHL Pick Tracker (current)
S50: Hired as Fantasy Manager (current)
S51: Hired to SHL PT team as contractor (current)
S56: Appointed Co-GM of NEW (through S56)
S57: Hired as Historian (current)

Stats Pre-S53 || Stats S53+


S53 All-Star and Richan Trophy Nominee
S60 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
Never forget

Now this is a high quality shit post.

    Mathias Seger #15 | Player page | Update page
 
Sigs by Donini, RainDelay, Fever and OrbitingDeath

this is better

Thanks to JSS for the signature

Dick Clapper | LW | Hamilton Steelhawks | Team Canada 'A' | 2105 TPE Peak
Birthplace: Canada
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 13

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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 | NEW | 50 GP | 12 G | 9 A | 21 P | -1 | 3 PPP | 2 PIM  | 11 H

S48 | NEW | 50 GP | 14 G | 25 A | 39 P | +8 | 5 PPP | 0 PIM  | 12 H

S49 | NEW | 50 GP | 17 G | 22 A | 39 P | +11 | 4 PPP | 6 PIM  | 12 H

S50 | NEW | 50 GP | 20 G | 14 A | 34 P | +1 | 3 PPP | 0 PIM  | 6 H

S51 | NEW | 50 GP | 16 G | 20 A | 36 P | -2 | 9 PPP | 2 PIM  | 5 H

S52 | NEW | 50 GP | 24 G | 23 A | 47 P | +9 | 11 PPP | 2 PIM  | 13 H

S53 | NEW | 50 GP | 18 G | 35 A | 53 P | +46 | 15 PPP | 6 PIM  | 65 H

S54 | NEW | 50 GP | 21 G | 23 A | 44 P | +14 | 12 PPP | 8 PIM  | 58 H

S55 | HAM | 50 GP | 28 G | 37 A | 65 P | +28 | 15 PPP | 12 PIM  | 98 H

S56 | HAM | 50 GP | 26 G | 32 A | 58 P | +46 | 10 PPP | 4 PIM  | 81 H

S57 | HAM | 66 GP | 28G | 40 A | 68 P | +28 | 21 PPP | 14 PIM | 72 H

S58 | NEW | 33 GP | 13 G | 11 A | 24 P | -8 | 8 PPP | 27 PIM | 90 H

S58 | BUF | 29 GP | 10 G | 18 A | 28 P | +29 | 1 PPP | 4 PIM | 62 H

S59 | ATL | GP | G | A | P | | PPP | PIM | H
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SHL Playoffs Statistics:

S49 | NEW | 15 GP | 4 G | 8 A | 12 P | +4 | 2 PPP | 0 PIM | 4 H

S53 | NEW | 11 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 P | +3 | 4 PPP | 0 PIM | 8 H

S55 | HAM | 12 GP | 3 G | 5 A | 8 P | -5 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 19 H

S56 | HAM | 18 GP | 10 G | 11 A | 21 P | +6 | 5 PPP | 0 PIM | 28 H

S57 | HAM | 14 GP | 8 G | 10 A | 18 P | +5 | 5 PPP | 4 PIM | 24 H

S58 | BUF | 21 GP | 8 G | 9 A | 17 P | +4 | 0 PPP | 8 PIM | 73 H

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SMJHL Career Statistics:

S45 | KEL | 50 GP | 16 G| 14 A | 30 P | +6 | 6 PPP | 6 PIM  | 43 H
S46 | KEL | 50 GP | 20 G | 19 A | 39 P | +9 | 14 PPP | 8 PIM | 33 H
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SMJHL Playoffs Statistics:

S45 | KEL | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -2 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 1 H

S46 | KEL | 18 GP | 8 G | 6 A | 14 P | +7 | 5 PPP | 8 PIM | 11 H
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Transactions:
S45 | SMJHL Draft | Undrafted
S46 | SHL Draft | New England Wolfpack | 37th Overall

S55 | Trade | Hamilton Steelhawks | Blockbuster | It was huge

S58 | Trade | New England Wolfpack | Not a Blockbuster | Went back home

S58 | Trade | Buffalo Stampede | Cup Run | Lost in the finals

S59 | FA | Atlanta Inferno | Not a surprise | Everyone saw it coming

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Trophies, Awards, and Medals:

S45 | WJC Silver

S46 | Laurifer Trophy

S46 | WJC Bronze

S49 | Presidents' Trophy

S49 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy

S50 | IIHF Bronze

S53 | Presidents' Trophy

S54 | IIHF Gold

S55 | 2nd Team All-Star

S55 | IIHF Bronze

S56 | Presidents' Trophy

S56 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy

S56 | Challenge Cup

S56 | IIHF Gold

S56 | Anton Razov Nomination

S57 | Presidents' Trophy

S57 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy

S57 | IIHF Gold

S57 | Anton Razov Nomination

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Shit post level reaching over 9000.

[pbhfx]
Bane - Defense - Nevada Battleborn - 345 TPE
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Birthplace: London, UK
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 3
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S55:
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 54th overall by the Nevada Battleborn in the S55 SMJHL Draft

[/pbhfx]

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Was expecting Nathan Explosion to be higher on such a list lol

Jimmy Larkin-Conway | LW | Seattle Argonauts
=============Transactions==============
- Drafted 19th overall by Nevada (S59)
- Drafted 27th overall by Baltimore (S60)
- Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S63)
- Traded to Toronto North Stars (S64)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S65)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S68,etc.)
- Signed with Seattle Argonauts (S76)
================Trophies================
- Aidan Richan Award (S65)


Kit Kirkstone | G | Retired



Charlie Schieck | D | Retired



Jeff Kirkstone | G | Retired | Former GM

Very disappointed Nathan Explosion isn’t number 1

Sim Wen || Anchorage Armada || D || 218 TPE
Height: 6'0
Weight: 190 lbs
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Transactions:
Drafted 20th overall by the Anchorage Armada in the S72 SMJHL Draft
Drafted ___ overall by the __ in the S73 SHL Draft
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SMJHL Statistics:
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SHL Statistics:
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
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Trophy Case:

Pablo Salvatici || Atlanta Inferno || F || 2082 TPE Peak
Height: 5'10
Weight: 172 lbs
Birthplace: Milan, Italy
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Transactions:
Drafted 8th overall by the Anchorage Armada in the S56 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 11th overall by the Atlanta Inferno in the S57 SHL Draft
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SMJHL Statistics:
S56 || GP: 50 || G: 9 || A: 7 || P: 16 || 0 || PIM: 8 || Hits: 26 || Shots: 58 || SB: 19
S57 || GP: 66 || G: 19 || A: 31 || P: 50 || +11 || PIM: 16 || Hits: 120 || Shots: 173 || SB: 13
S58 || GP: 66 || G: 14 || A: 26 || P: 40 || +9 || PIM: 20 || Hits: 142 || Shots: 181 || SB: 39
S59 || GP: 66 || G: 25 || A: 44 || P: 69 || +11 || PIM: 16 || Hits: 125 || Shots: 219 || SB: 51
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SHL Statistics:
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
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Trophy Case:
S58 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Playoffs Points Leader) (Tied)
S59 Jared Hanson Trophy (Regular Season Points Leader)
S59 Ideen Fallah Trophy (Awards Committee MVP)
S59 Raymond Lindsay Trophy (Community Most Outstanding Player)

Nolan Sawchuk || TBB, CHI, ATL || RW || 1377 TPE
Transactions:
Drafted 22nd Overall by the Kelowna Knights in the S44 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 12th Overall by the Seattle Riot in the S45 SHL Draft
Traded to the Chicago Syndicate S54
Signed with the Atlanta Inferno S56
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SMJHL Statistics:
S44 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 16 || P: 30 || -32 || PIM: 13 || Hits: 24 || Shots: 144 || SB: 14
S45 || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 35 || P: 62 || +15 || PIM: 14 || Hits: 64 || Shots: 183 || SB: 7
S46 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 23 || P: 37 || +13 || PIM: 24 || Hits: 55 || Shots: 153 || SB: 7
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SHL Statistics:
S47 || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 17 || P: 29 || -8 || PIM: 6 || Hits: 32 || Shots: 147 || SB: 12
S48 || GP: 50 || G: 22 || A: 25 || P: 47 || +22 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 24 || Shots: 158 || SB: 13
S49 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 14 || P: 30 || -10 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 5 || Shots: 155 || SB: 13
S50 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 25 || P: 39 || +16 || PIM: 8 || Hits: 53 || Shots: 141 || SB: 6
S51 || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 21 || P: 29 || -2 || PIM: 11 || Hits: 25 || Shots: 148 || SB: 6
S52 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 23 || P: 39 || -1 || PIM: 26 || Hits: 60 || Shots: 119 || SB: 5
S53 || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 17 || P: 30 || -8 || PIM: 44 || Hits: 63 || Shots: 112 || SB: 83 || GvA: 25 || TkA: 24
S54 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 28 || P: 42 || +26 || PIM: 32 || Hits: 35 || Shots: 134 || SB: 47 || GvA: 18 || TkA: 34
S55 || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 27 || P: 35 || +21 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 25 || Shots: 132 || SB: 51 || GvA: 17 || TkA: 23
S56 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 28 || P: 44 || -3 || PIM: 20 || Hits: 21 || Shots: 129 || SB: 31 || GvA: 29 || TkA: 23
Career Totals || GP: 500 || G: 139 || A: 225 || P: 364 || PIM: 159 || Hits: 343 || Shots: 1375 || SB: 267 || GvA: 89 || TkA: 104
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48 || GP: 7 || G: 4 || A: 3 || P: 7 || +3 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 0 || Shots: 18 || SB: 2
S49 || GP: 12 || G: 4 || A: 6 || P: 10 || +6 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 3 || Shots: 43 || SB: 0
S50 || GP: 19 || G: 4 || A: 10 || P: 14 || -2|| PIM: 4 || Hits: 29 || Shots: 54 || SB: 5
S51 || GP: 4 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || -2 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 0 || Shots: 13 || SB: 0
Playoff Totals || GP: 42 || G: 13 || A: 20 || P: 33 || PIM: 4 | Hits: 32 || Shots: 128 || SB: 7
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Trophy Case:
S45 Roberto Martucci Trophy (SMJHL Goal Leader)
S49 Gold Medal (Germany IIHF)
S50 Silver Medal (Germany IIHF)

pie chart 

Thanks to JSS for the signature

Dick Clapper | LW | Hamilton Steelhawks | Team Canada 'A' | 2105 TPE Peak
Birthplace: Canada
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 13

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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 | NEW | 50 GP | 12 G | 9 A | 21 P | -1 | 3 PPP | 2 PIM  | 11 H

S48 | NEW | 50 GP | 14 G | 25 A | 39 P | +8 | 5 PPP | 0 PIM  | 12 H

S49 | NEW | 50 GP | 17 G | 22 A | 39 P | +11 | 4 PPP | 6 PIM  | 12 H

S50 | NEW | 50 GP | 20 G | 14 A | 34 P | +1 | 3 PPP | 0 PIM  | 6 H

S51 | NEW | 50 GP | 16 G | 20 A | 36 P | -2 | 9 PPP | 2 PIM  | 5 H

S52 | NEW | 50 GP | 24 G | 23 A | 47 P | +9 | 11 PPP | 2 PIM  | 13 H

S53 | NEW | 50 GP | 18 G | 35 A | 53 P | +46 | 15 PPP | 6 PIM  | 65 H

S54 | NEW | 50 GP | 21 G | 23 A | 44 P | +14 | 12 PPP | 8 PIM  | 58 H

S55 | HAM | 50 GP | 28 G | 37 A | 65 P | +28 | 15 PPP | 12 PIM  | 98 H

S56 | HAM | 50 GP | 26 G | 32 A | 58 P | +46 | 10 PPP | 4 PIM  | 81 H

S57 | HAM | 66 GP | 28G | 40 A | 68 P | +28 | 21 PPP | 14 PIM | 72 H

S58 | NEW | 33 GP | 13 G | 11 A | 24 P | -8 | 8 PPP | 27 PIM | 90 H

S58 | BUF | 29 GP | 10 G | 18 A | 28 P | +29 | 1 PPP | 4 PIM | 62 H

S59 | ATL | GP | G | A | P | | PPP | PIM | H
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SHL Playoffs Statistics:

S49 | NEW | 15 GP | 4 G | 8 A | 12 P | +4 | 2 PPP | 0 PIM | 4 H

S53 | NEW | 11 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 P | +3 | 4 PPP | 0 PIM | 8 H

S55 | HAM | 12 GP | 3 G | 5 A | 8 P | -5 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 19 H

S56 | HAM | 18 GP | 10 G | 11 A | 21 P | +6 | 5 PPP | 0 PIM | 28 H

S57 | HAM | 14 GP | 8 G | 10 A | 18 P | +5 | 5 PPP | 4 PIM | 24 H

S58 | BUF | 21 GP | 8 G | 9 A | 17 P | +4 | 0 PPP | 8 PIM | 73 H

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SMJHL Career Statistics:

S45 | KEL | 50 GP | 16 G| 14 A | 30 P | +6 | 6 PPP | 6 PIM  | 43 H
S46 | KEL | 50 GP | 20 G | 19 A | 39 P | +9 | 14 PPP | 8 PIM | 33 H
─────────────────────────────────────────────────────

SMJHL Playoffs Statistics:

S45 | KEL | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -2 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 1 H

S46 | KEL | 18 GP | 8 G | 6 A | 14 P | +7 | 5 PPP | 8 PIM | 11 H
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Transactions:
S45 | SMJHL Draft | Undrafted
S46 | SHL Draft | New England Wolfpack | 37th Overall

S55 | Trade | Hamilton Steelhawks | Blockbuster | It was huge

S58 | Trade | New England Wolfpack | Not a Blockbuster | Went back home

S58 | Trade | Buffalo Stampede | Cup Run | Lost in the finals

S59 | FA | Atlanta Inferno | Not a surprise | Everyone saw it coming

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Trophies, Awards, and Medals:

S45 | WJC Silver

S46 | Laurifer Trophy

S46 | WJC Bronze

S49 | Presidents' Trophy

S49 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy

S50 | IIHF Bronze

S53 | Presidents' Trophy

S54 | IIHF Gold

S55 | 2nd Team All-Star

S55 | IIHF Bronze

S56 | Presidents' Trophy

S56 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy

S56 | Challenge Cup

S56 | IIHF Gold

S56 | Anton Razov Nomination

S57 | Presidents' Trophy

S57 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy

S57 | IIHF Gold

S57 | Anton Razov Nomination

─────────────────────────────────────────────────────

I think there is a miscalculation. According to my peers and Myself, I should either be rank #1 or at 22.64 TNT/lb for rank #69. Please fix and I'll uprep you. thank you

Angus McFife XVIII RD  7th overall pick by Colorado Raptors
S59 17th OA Pick by Atlanta Inferno
Height: 6''4
Weight:222 lb
Number:23
Nationality : Great Britain
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SMJHL Career
  S|GP||G||A||P||HIT||PM
S58|0||0||0||0||0||0
TBD
  S|GP||G||A||P||HIT||PM
S40|0||0||0||0||0||0
S0|0||0||0||0||0||0
--S59 WJC Bronze--



Character Page RD- Quarterback


Retired players:
-Toki Wartooth
-Nathan Explosion btw
-Angus McFife XVIII

| __45 | Collin Gibbles_______________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___23.71 | 91540 |

Am I the most explosive Rookie this year?

     

that pie chart is horrible

Poopity Scoop
The Greatest Name of All

Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE

Scoop AINEC

^^^^^ Thank you JSSSSS

^^^^Credits to Snussu^^^^

No surprise @Pris is a bottom-five explosive player

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Zach Evans || Forward || Winnipeg Jets
Name: Zach Evans
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 18
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SHL Career Statistics:
S32 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 5, P: 14, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 59
S33 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 3, PIMS: 49, H: 106
S34 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 14, P: 28, +/-: 7, PIMS: 46, H: 96
S35 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: -4, PIMS: 23, H: 113
S36 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 28, A: 30, P: 58, +/-: 23, PIMS: 51, H: 140
S37 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 24, A: 27, P: 51, +/-: 2, PIMS: 36, H: 220
S38 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27. A: 38, P: 65, +/-: 12, PIMS: 45, H: 158
S39 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 32, P: 47, +/-: 11, PIMS: 43, H: 85
S40 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 31, P: 53, +/-: 11, PIMS: 15, H: 49
S41 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27, A: 35, P: 62, +/-: 26, PIMS: 34, H: 82
S42 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: -3, PIMS: 15, H: 6
S43 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: 11, PIMS: 27, H: 15
S44 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/-: 3, PIMS: 17, H: 17
S45 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 27
CAREER: GP: 700, G: 257, A: 376, P: 633, +/-: 105, PIMS: 415, H: 1,173
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S34 (WPG): GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 4, H: 7
S36 (WPG): GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 16
S37 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/-: 19, PIMS: 12, H: 81
S38 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 32
S39 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -2, PIMS: 6, H: 31
S40 (WPG): GP: 14, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 1, PIMS: 13, H: 7
S41 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 8, A: 6, P: 14, +/-: 3, PIMS: 9, H: 26
S43 (WPG): GP: 17, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 4
S44 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 4, A: 15, P: 19, +/-: 7, PIMS: 0, H: 3
S45 (WPG): GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 2
CAREER: GP: 121, G: 46, A: 69, P: 115, +/-: 41, PIMS: 50, H: 209
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S30 (DET): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 10, H: 44
S31 (DET): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -2, PIMS: 35, H: 84
CAREER: GP: 100, G: 31, A: 35, P: 66, +/-: 6, PIMS: 45, H: 128
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S30 (DET): GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 0
S31 (DET): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 3, PIMS: 0, H: 9
CAREER: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 9
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IIHF Statistics (Russia):
S30: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 7
S32: GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 4, H: 17
S33: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 12
S34: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 10
S35: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 22
S36: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: -3, PIMS: 2, H: 5
S37: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 8
S38: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 5
S39: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 11
S40: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 8
S41: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7
S42: GP: 10, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/-: 5, PIMS: 0, H: 1
S43: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 6, PIMS: 0, H: 0
S44: GP: 10, G: 4, A: 8, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0
S45: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 1, P: 7, +/-: -13, PIMS: 0, H: 2
CAREER: GP: 167 G: 54, A: 65, P: 119, +/-: 5, PIMS: 40, H: 105
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 25th overall by Detroit, S30 SMJHL Entry Draft
S30 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner
Drafted 5th overall by Winnipeg, S31 SHL Entry Draft
S32 Oriens Trophy Winner (Co-GM, Detroit)
S32 IIHF Bronze Medalist
S36 SHL Second-Team All-Star
S37 Challenge Cup Champion
S38 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner
S38 SHL First-Team All-Star
S38 Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner
S38 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
S38 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner
S38 IIHF Gold Medalist
S43 IIHF Silver Medalist
S44 Challenge Cup Champion
Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame, S47
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Two things are infinite.

Nikolai Evans || Defenseman || HAM/TBB/TEX
Name: Nikolai Evans
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 19
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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 1, A: 10, P: 11, +/-: -4, SB: 39, H: 32
S48 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/1: 6, SB: 57, H: 37
S49 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 14, P: 23, +/-: -22, SB: 78, H: 51
S50 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 4, SB: 64, H: 39
CAREER: GP: 200, G: 22, A: 53, P: 75, +/-: -16, SB: 238, H: 159
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48 (HAM): GP: 5, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, SB: 6, H: 3
S49 (TBB): GP: 12, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 0, SB: 20, H: 8
S50 (TBB): GP: 19, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 1, SB: 29, H: 6
CAREER: GP: 36, G: 6, A: 12, P: 18, +/-: 0, SB: 55, H: 17
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S45 (MTL): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 13, P: 20, +/-: -1, SB: 60, H: 25
S46 (MTL/HFX): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: -1, SB: 47, H: 68
CAREER: GP: 100, G: 14, A: 33, P: 47, +/-: -2, SB: 107, H: 93
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S45 (MTL): GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -1, SB: 7, H: 4
S46 (HFX): GP: 13, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, SB: 18, H: 14
CAREER: GP: 19, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -5, SB: 25, H: 18
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IIHF Statistics (Russia):
S45: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -5, SB: 12, H: 2
S46: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, SB: 11, H: 2
S47: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: 2, SB: 17, H: 12
S48: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -6, SB: 22, H: 0
S49: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: -6, SB: 25, H: 7
CAREER: GP: 61, G: 10, A: 19, P: 29, +/-: -17, SB: 87, H: 23
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WJC Statistics:
S44 (World): GP: 15, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 8, SB: 18, H: 13
S45 (Russia): GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: -13, SB: 33, H: 14
S46 (Russia): GP: 28, G: 9, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 0, SB: 26, H: 14
CAREER: GP: 55, G: 17, A: 32, P: 48, +/-: -5, SB: 77, H: 41
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 1st overall by Montreal, S45 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 1st overall by Hamilton, S46 SHL Entry Draft
Traded to Halifax Raiders during S46 SMJHL season
Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda prior to S49 SHL season
S48 Fantasy Global Champion
S50 Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner
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The Russian Prince

Zdenko Beranek || Winger || Quebec City Citadelles
Name: Zdenko Beranek
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 27
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S55 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 15, P: 21, +/-: -22, PIMS: 6
S56 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 10, A: 27, P: 37, +/-: 9, PIMS: 20
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 1st overall by Quebec City, S55 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 18th overall by Seattle, S56 SHL Entry Draft
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Le Petite Chèvre

| __45 | Collin Gibbles_______________ | Minnesota Chiefs____ | ___23.71 | 91540 |

Am I the most explosive Rookie this year?

Akashi SixNine has you beat in 9th place, as well as Tyler Tougard in 40th. Sorry bud

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Hodor || D || Texas Renegades
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Name: Hodor
Age: 30
Height: 7' 2"
Weight: 400
Number: 1
TPE: 1732
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Contracts:
DFA S65: Newfoundland Berserkers - $1M x 1 yr + $2M bonus
Rookie S66: Regina Elk - $2M x 3 yr + $2M HO Bonus

Awards:
SMJHL S65: Four Star Cup finalists (NL)
SMJHL S67: Alexis Metzler Trophy nominee (REG)
WJC S67: Gold Medal (DACH)
SMJHL S68: Elias Armia Award nominee (REG)
SMJHL S69 (nice): Zach Miller Trophy nominee (DET)

Player Movement:
SMJHL S65: Signed Draftable Free Agent with Newfoundland Berserkers
SMJHL S66: Drafted 9th by Regina Elk
SHL S67: Drafted 6th by Texas Renegades
SMJHL S69 (nice): Traded to Detroit Falcons


SMJHL Stats || SHL Stats
PORTAL


Retired - Slap McShotty || C || New England Wolfpack
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Name: Slap McShotty
Age: 38 (18 @ S46 SMJHL Draft)
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 220
Number: 84
Peak TPE: 2041
Retired: End of S65
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Contracts:
SMJHL S46: Anaheim Outlaws - $3M x 1 yr
SHL S47: New England Wolfpack - $2M x 2 yrs
SHL S49: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 2 yrs
SHL S51: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs
SHL S54: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S57: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S60: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S63: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr (HTD)
SHL S64: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 1 yr (HTD)
SHL S65: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr

Awards:
SMJHL S47: Four Star Cup - Anaheim Outlaws
IIHF S49: Named Alternate Captain - Switzerland
SHL S49: Mathias Chouinard Trophy (East Champion) - New England Wolfpack
SHL S52: Away Alternate Captain - New England Wolfpack
SHL S53: President's Trophy - New England Wolfpack
SHL S53: All-Star Team
SHL S53: Richan Trophy Nominee
SHL S55: Captain - New England Wolfpack
SHL S60: Jeff Dar Trophy

Player Movement:
SMJHL S46: Drafted 43rd (5th round) - Anaheim Outlaws
WJC S46: Team USA
SHL S47: Drafted 16th (1st round) - New England Wolfpack
WJC S47: Transferred to DACH
IIHF S47: Transferred to Switzerland
SHL S48: Called up to SHL

Jobs:
S47: Hired as SMJHL Intern (through S48)
S47: Hired as Updater/Auditor (through S49)
S48: Hired as SMJHL Pick Tracker (current)
S50: Hired as Fantasy Manager (current)
S51: Hired to SHL PT team as contractor (current)
S56: Appointed Co-GM of NEW (through S56)
S57: Hired as Historian (current)

Stats Pre-S53 || Stats S53+


S53 All-Star and Richan Trophy Nominee
S60 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
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