Sorry I sound stuffed up, I got advanced bronchial ligma and its been fucking me up the past week.

This was a blast to record, like comment and subscribe for episode 2. 

@hotdog you might wanna listen to this 


@Scrufdaddy please pay @"cpetrella" one SHL dollar for his cameo

pay @esilverm half for child support

https://soundcloud.com/cainshl/howardcast

Aleister Cain - S42-S57
HOF GOALIE- CLASS OF S60- SECOND BALLOT
S54 CHALLENGE CUP
S54 RAZOV

Ville Kurri - S57-S70
BEST SMJHL DEFENSIVE FORWARD S60
That's pretty much it

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Thank you @SlashACM, very cool!

Pass Forfeit (D) ● Player Profile


Special thanks to Blitz, jhockey, Ragnarr, and sulo for the gorgeous sigs <3

Pass Forfeit || D || Los Angeles Panthers || S65 || 2101 TPE Peak
Name: Pass Forfeit
Number: 37
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Transactions
S64| Drafted 16th overall to the Carolina Kraken
S65| Drafted 1st overall to the Manhattan Rage
S69| Traded to Los Angeles Panthers in a 3 way trade for a bag of pucks
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Awards
3x Damien Littleton Trophy - SHL's Most Dedicated User
1x Harvey Danger Trophy - WJC's Best Defenseman (S65)
3x SHL All Star (S71, S73, S74)


Nicolaj Muller || LW || Retired || S47 || 1526 TPE Peak
Name: Nicolaj Muller
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 280 lbs
Number: 81
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Career Season Statistics
S46 - St Louis Scarecrows | 14 GP | 4 G | 0 A | 4 P | 2 PIM | +/-: 1
S47 - St Louis Scarecrows | 50 GP | 21 G | 20 A | 41 P | 4 PIM | +/-: 22
S48 - St Louis Scarecrows | 50 GP | 24 G | 37 A | 61 P | 12 PIM | +/-: 27
S49 - St Louis Scarecrows | 50 GP | 25 G | 31 A | 56 P | 31 PIM | +/-: 21
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Career Playoff Statistics
S46 - St Louis Scarecrows | 19 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | 6 PIM | +/-: -1
S47 - St Louis Scarecrows | 13 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | 4 PIM | +/-: -4
S48 - St Louis Scarecrows | 5 GP | 3 G | 6 A | 9 P | 2 PIM | +/-: 5
S49 - St Louis Scarecrows | 13 GP | 5 G | 8 A | 13 P | 8 PIM | +/-: -1
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Transactions
S46 | Signed to St. Louis Scarecrows for $3m
S47 | Selected 22nd Overall by the Buffalo Stampede
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Notable Events
S46 | Won 4 Star Cup with St Louis Scarecrows
S48 | Named Captain of the St Louis Scarecrows
S48 | Won Challenge Cup with the Buffalo Stampede
S48 | Won Silver Medal with DACH in the WJC
S49 | Won Gold Medal with DACH in the WJC
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Awards
1x Vyacheslav Onoprienko Award - SMJHL's Most Underrated Player
1x Zach Miller Trophy - SMJHL's Most Dedicated Player
1x Raymond Lindsay Trophy - SMJHL MVP awarded by Players
2x Jared Hanson Trophy - SMJHL Scoring Champ
2x Ideen Fallah Trophy - SMJHL Regular Season MVP
1x Damien Littleton Trophy - SHL's Most Dedicated User


Michael Fischer || RW || Retired || S39 || 404 TPE Peak
Name:Michael Fischer
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 183 lbs
Number: 28
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Career Season Statistics
S38 - St Louis Scarecrows | 50 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | 8 PIM | +/-: -19
S39 - St Louis Scarecrows | 50 GP | 14 G | 11 A | 25 P | 12 PIM | +/-: 8
S40 - St Louis Scarecrows | 50 GP | 7 G | 29 A | 36 P | 26 PIM | +/-: 14
S41 - St Louis Scarecrows | 50 GP | 21 G | 22 A | 43 P | 24 PIM | +/-: 15
S42 - Kelowna Knights | 50 GP | 11 G | 23 A | 34 P | 42 PIM | +/-: 1
S46 - San Francisco Pride | 10 GP | 2 G | 0 A | 2 P | 5 PIM | +/-: 1
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Career Playoff Statistics
S38 - St Louis Scarecrows | 10 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | 4 PIM | +/-: -1
S39 - St Louis Scarecrows | 13 GP | 3 G | 8 A | 11 P | 4 PIM | +/-: 1
S40 - St Louis Scarecrows | 5 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 PIM | +/-: -2
S41 - St Louis Scarecrows | 4 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | 2 PIM | +/-: -3
S42 - Kelowna Knights | 10 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | 2 PIM | +/-: 6
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Transactions
S38 | Drafted 27th overall to the St Louis Scarecrows
S39 | Drafted 27th overall to the Calgary Dragons
S42 | Traded to the Kelowna Knights
S43-S45 | Free Agent
S46 | Picked up by San Francisco Pride
S46 | Retired
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Notable Events
S38 | Won WJC Gold with Team Mercenaries
S39 | Won 4 Star Cup with St Louis Scarecrows
S39 | Won Jarkko Kallestrom Award - Playoff MVP
S41 | Won Marian Potoczny Award - Best Two Way Forward
S42 | Won 4 Star Cup with Kelowna Knights

@SlashACM rude

@esilverm text me bb   i'll never cheat on you or do the other thing that's worse. if slash gets to me first treat my corpse right, i offer my posthumous consent

thanks @Carpy48 and @frithjofr and @rum_ham and @Julio Tokolosh and @Briedaqueduc for the sigs

  

@SlashACM rude

@esilverm text me bb   i'll never cheat on you or do the other thing that's worse. if slash gets to me first treat my corpse right, i offer my posthumous consent

Ok bb

Pass Forfeit (D) ● Player Profile


Special thanks to Blitz, jhockey, Ragnarr, and sulo for the gorgeous sigs <3

Pass Forfeit || D || Los Angeles Panthers || S65 || 2101 TPE Peak
Name: Pass Forfeit
Number: 37
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Transactions
S64| Drafted 16th overall to the Carolina Kraken
S65| Drafted 1st overall to the Manhattan Rage
S69| Traded to Los Angeles Panthers in a 3 way trade for a bag of pucks
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Awards
3x Damien Littleton Trophy - SHL's Most Dedicated User
1x Harvey Danger Trophy - WJC's Best Defenseman (S65)
3x SHL All Star (S71, S73, S74)


Nicolaj Muller || LW || Retired || S47 || 1526 TPE Peak
Name: Nicolaj Muller
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 280 lbs
Number: 81
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Career Season Statistics
S46 - St Louis Scarecrows | 14 GP | 4 G | 0 A | 4 P | 2 PIM | +/-: 1
S47 - St Louis Scarecrows | 50 GP | 21 G | 20 A | 41 P | 4 PIM | +/-: 22
S48 - St Louis Scarecrows | 50 GP | 24 G | 37 A | 61 P | 12 PIM | +/-: 27
S49 - St Louis Scarecrows | 50 GP | 25 G | 31 A | 56 P | 31 PIM | +/-: 21
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Career Playoff Statistics
S46 - St Louis Scarecrows | 19 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | 6 PIM | +/-: -1
S47 - St Louis Scarecrows | 13 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | 4 PIM | +/-: -4
S48 - St Louis Scarecrows | 5 GP | 3 G | 6 A | 9 P | 2 PIM | +/-: 5
S49 - St Louis Scarecrows | 13 GP | 5 G | 8 A | 13 P | 8 PIM | +/-: -1
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Transactions
S46 | Signed to St. Louis Scarecrows for $3m
S47 | Selected 22nd Overall by the Buffalo Stampede
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Notable Events
S46 | Won 4 Star Cup with St Louis Scarecrows
S48 | Named Captain of the St Louis Scarecrows
S48 | Won Challenge Cup with the Buffalo Stampede
S48 | Won Silver Medal with DACH in the WJC
S49 | Won Gold Medal with DACH in the WJC
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Awards
1x Vyacheslav Onoprienko Award - SMJHL's Most Underrated Player
1x Zach Miller Trophy - SMJHL's Most Dedicated Player
1x Raymond Lindsay Trophy - SMJHL MVP awarded by Players
2x Jared Hanson Trophy - SMJHL Scoring Champ
2x Ideen Fallah Trophy - SMJHL Regular Season MVP
1x Damien Littleton Trophy - SHL's Most Dedicated User


Michael Fischer || RW || Retired || S39 || 404 TPE Peak
Name:Michael Fischer
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 183 lbs
Number: 28
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Career Season Statistics
S38 - St Louis Scarecrows | 50 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | 8 PIM | +/-: -19
S39 - St Louis Scarecrows | 50 GP | 14 G | 11 A | 25 P | 12 PIM | +/-: 8
S40 - St Louis Scarecrows | 50 GP | 7 G | 29 A | 36 P | 26 PIM | +/-: 14
S41 - St Louis Scarecrows | 50 GP | 21 G | 22 A | 43 P | 24 PIM | +/-: 15
S42 - Kelowna Knights | 50 GP | 11 G | 23 A | 34 P | 42 PIM | +/-: 1
S46 - San Francisco Pride | 10 GP | 2 G | 0 A | 2 P | 5 PIM | +/-: 1
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Career Playoff Statistics
S38 - St Louis Scarecrows | 10 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | 4 PIM | +/-: -1
S39 - St Louis Scarecrows | 13 GP | 3 G | 8 A | 11 P | 4 PIM | +/-: 1
S40 - St Louis Scarecrows | 5 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 PIM | +/-: -2
S41 - St Louis Scarecrows | 4 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | 2 PIM | +/-: -3
S42 - Kelowna Knights | 10 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | 2 PIM | +/-: 6
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Transactions
S38 | Drafted 27th overall to the St Louis Scarecrows
S39 | Drafted 27th overall to the Calgary Dragons
S42 | Traded to the Kelowna Knights
S43-S45 | Free Agent
S46 | Picked up by San Francisco Pride
S46 | Retired
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Notable Events
S38 | Won WJC Gold with Team Mercenaries
S39 | Won 4 Star Cup with St Louis Scarecrows
S39 | Won Jarkko Kallestrom Award - Playoff MVP
S41 | Won Marian Potoczny Award - Best Two Way Forward
S42 | Won 4 Star Cup with Kelowna Knights

A M B A C A S

Thanks to @karey and @JSS for the sigs!

Teddy Cuddles  |  RW  | Edmonton Blizzard | Hall of Fame
Player Type : Two Way Forward
Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19
Number: 79
Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA
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Regular Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4
S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1
S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10
S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18
S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10
S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7
S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4
S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9
S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2
S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19
S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9
S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9
S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8
S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7
S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1
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Post Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1
S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3
S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7
S38 | EDM | Did not qualify
S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1
S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2
S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1
S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1
S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify
S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3
S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8
S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5
S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2
S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0
S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2
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Awards and Achievements:
S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP
S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward
S40 | Gold Medal Winner
S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner
S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits
S45 | Challenge Cup Champion
S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
S45 | Silver Medal Winner
S46 | 1st Team All Star
S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee
S46 | Jef Darr Nominee
S47 | Jef Darr Nominee
S49 | Challenge Cup Champion
S49 | Anton Razov Nominee
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Draft/Signing/Trade History:
S35 | Signed to STL
S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall
S36 | Traded to Edmonton


Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda

Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM